Why is it pronounced "Bri'ish" if you're from Britain?

Because they drank the 't'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JenovasChild666
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Mick jagger is hosting a show exploring germanic tribes of britain and north europe

Its called saxon faction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mrslinkydragon
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Why is it pronounced Bri ish in Britain?

Because they drank the t.

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Why is it spelled "Color" in the US but "Colour" in Britain?

Because after the revolutionary war, the freed United States told Britain defiantly, "We're getting rid of you".

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My granny had a map of Britain tattooed across her back.

People said she was weird, but you always knew where you stood with her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eternal_Punshine
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Do they have July 4th in Great Britain?

Yes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reedandsue
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It's amazing how some word's spellings change between America and Britain

For instance, in America they call Tyrannosaurus Rex a T-Rex and in England they call them a Tea-Rex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caddiss_jc
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Losing weight in Great Britain is easy.

Everything costs a couple pounds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/13toycar
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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My friend just returned from Britain, where he made many monetary agreements...

I said to him, "you've been pact-ing on some pounds lately, huh?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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What was Britain called before they decided it was 'Great'

Pretty Good Britain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themoreidont
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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Tea is an important part of Britain

Because without it, Britain would be Briain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
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If Britain leaves the EU, how much space will be freed up?

1GB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Capetoider
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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Minus Britain...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cananbaum
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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The most common owl in Britain is the teat

Teatowl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pndaberrybruh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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Why are there no penguins in Britain?

Because they’re scared of Wales

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheryl_from_admin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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I gave my heart to a girl from Great Britain.

She turns around and Brexit into a million pieces.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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With Great Britain leaving the EU soon, how much space will that free up?

1 GB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BassWizard420
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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What did Britain bring to continental America?

The 13 colognas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pasta-hobo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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If Britain would ever switch over to the imperial system...

The chaps would likely have to go to a pub to have a pint and complain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Britain is the best place for foodies.

You lose pounds everytime you eat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mightypaper
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2017
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I am from Britain and visited America last week. I noticed that the ketchup tastes extremely bad,

In heinz-sight I should have brought my own

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Q : With Britain leaving EU soon, how much space will be freed up? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MusicMan83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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Britain doesn't have a wheat field

But it does have a Cornwall

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VineFynn
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What would Destiny Hope Cyrus have called herself if she was born in Britain?

Kilometery Cyrus

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What did the announcer say to the Britain's Got Talent contestant?

Europe next.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arnav_is_Awesome
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My friend just told me that for Halloween, he's dressing up as the Archipelago off the southwest coast of Britain....

I said, don't be so scilly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Manson_Girl
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Maybe Trump is slyly trying to hand back sovereignty to Great Britain.

I.e. Make America "Great" again...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/strikerhawk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2017
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I heard they'll be doing a re-enactment of the battle of Britain soon.

That's going to be annoying for the Germans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samzeman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2015
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If Britain leaves the EU how much space will be freed up?

1GB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kittiedarko
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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If Britain Leaves the EU, How much space will be freed up.?

1 GB. !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChiefSahib
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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With Britain likely to leave the EU, how much space will be freed?

About 1 GB.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stonethist
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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What is the most common owl in Britain?

Teat Owl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/h0worth
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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If Britain actually leaves the EU how much space will be freed up?

1 GB

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