Why is it pronounced "Bri'ish" if you're from Britain?
Because they drank the 't'
Mick jagger is hosting a show exploring germanic tribes of britain and north europe
Its called saxon faction.
Why is it pronounced Bri ish in Britain?
Because they drank the t.
Why is it spelled "Color" in the US but "Colour" in Britain?
Because after the revolutionary war, the freed United States told Britain defiantly, "We're getting rid of you".
My granny had a map of Britain tattooed across her back.
People said she was weird, but you always knew where you stood with her.
Do they have July 4th in Great Britain?
It's amazing how some word's spellings change between America and Britain
For instance, in America they call Tyrannosaurus Rex a T-Rex and in England they call them a Tea-Rex
Losing weight in Great Britain is easy.
Everything costs a couple pounds
My friend just returned from Britain, where he made many monetary agreements...
I said to him, "you've been pact-ing on some pounds lately, huh?"
What was Britain called before they decided it was 'Great'
Tea is an important part of Britain
Because without it, Britain would be Briain
If Britain leaves the EU, how much space will be freed up?
The most common owl in Britain is the teat
Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re scared of Wales
I gave my heart to a girl from Great Britain.
She turns around and Brexit into a million pieces.
With Great Britain leaving the EU soon, how much space will that free up?
What did Britain bring to continental America?
If Britain would ever switch over to the imperial system...
The chaps would likely have to go to a pub to have a pint and complain.
Britain is the best place for foodies.
You lose pounds everytime you eat.
I am from Britain and visited America last week. I noticed that the ketchup tastes extremely bad,
In heinz-sight I should have brought my own
Britain doesn't have a wheat field
But it does have a Cornwall
What would Destiny Hope Cyrus have called herself if she was born in Britain?
What did the announcer say to the Britain's Got Talent contestant?
My friend just told me that for Halloween, he's dressing up as the Archipelago off the southwest coast of Britain....
I said, don't be so scilly.
Maybe Trump is slyly trying to hand back sovereignty to Great Britain.
I.e. Make America "Great" again...
I heard they'll be doing a re-enactment of the battle of Britain soon.
That's going to be annoying for the Germans.
If Britain leaves the EU how much space will be freed up?
If Britain Leaves the EU, How much space will be freed up.?
With Britain likely to leave the EU, how much space will be freed?
What is the most common owl in Britain?
If Britain actually leaves the EU how much space will be freed up?