What do you call a man from the Netherlands who is also flying on a airplane?
The Flying Dutchman
At international cheese school what did the teacher say to Netherland's cheese when it asked a doubt?
Gouda question.
My friend from the Netherlands doesn't like movies.
He probably just enjoys the Dutch angles...
What do you call a guy wih kids in the Netherlands?
An Amsterdad
What is the Netherlandβs favorite band?
Holland oats
I'm from the Netherlands
so I can say that all these jokes are really cheesy
I tried to make some jokes about the Nords, but they Netherland.
Elon Musk launches two rockets from Amsterdam...Netherlands.
What do you call musically-inclined horse feed from the Netherlands?
Holland Oats.
Was flying over the Netherlands on a trip to Europe with my dad leans in all very seriously and whispers...
Where do Gerbil go on vacation?
Hamsterdam
People from the Netherlands smoke weed because a large part of their country is underneath the sea level. They are only trying to get "high" so that they can escape the effects of global warming.
Dad just used this one during the Netherlands vs Argentina
Me: Is Messi on this team?
Dad: Yeah! He's the one with the crazy, weird, wild hair. It's kind of messed up a little. What's the word you would use for that?
Me: sigh Messy
Dad: That's it! He's Messi!
Watching the Brazil - Netherlands game...
Me: "I wonder how many people are at the game?" Huge smile comes on my dad's face and I can tell he's real proud of this one Dad: "I bet at least a bra-ZILLION people"
What do you call a man from the Netherlands who is also flying on a airplane?
The Flying Dutchman
