The Flying Dutchman
He probably just enjoys the Dutch angles...
so I can say that all these jokes are really cheesy
Where do Gerbil go on vacation?
Me: Is Messi on this team?
Dad: Yeah! He's the one with the crazy, weird, wild hair. It's kind of messed up a little. What's the word you would use for that?
Me: sigh Messy
Dad: That's it! He's Messi!
Me: "I wonder how many people are at the game?" Huge smile comes on my dad's face and I can tell he's real proud of this one Dad: "I bet at least a bra-ZILLION people"