Netherlands Puns

A list of puns related to "Netherlands"

What do you call a man from the Netherlands who is also flying on a airplane?

The Flying Dutchman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EsteamPhenomena
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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At international cheese school what did the teacher say to Netherland's cheese when it asked a doubt?

Gouda question.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonp27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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What do you call a guy wih kids in the Netherlands?

An Amsterdad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BungalowBoy159
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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What is the Netherland’s favorite band?

Holland oats

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πŸ‘€︎ u/welldressednarwhal
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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I'm from the Netherlands

so I can say that all these jokes are really cheesy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XanVer22
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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I tried to make some jokes about the Nords, but they Netherland.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShinigamiDady
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2018
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Elon Musk launches two rockets from Amsterdam...Netherlands.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/unlucky_genius
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2018
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What do you call musically-inclined horse feed from the Netherlands?

Holland Oats.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DooDad-DontMother
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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Was flying over the Netherlands on a trip to Europe with my dad leans in all very seriously and whispers...

Where do Gerbil go on vacation?

Hamsterdam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/World_Chaos
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2015
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People from the Netherlands smoke weed because a large part of their country is underneath the sea level. They are only trying to get "high" so that they can escape the effects of global warming.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gandurk
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2015
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Dad just used this one during the Netherlands vs Argentina

Me: Is Messi on this team?

Dad: Yeah! He's the one with the crazy, weird, wild hair. It's kind of messed up a little. What's the word you would use for that?

Me: sigh Messy

Dad: That's it! He's Messi!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KyleStyles
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2014
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Watching the Brazil - Netherlands game...

Me: "I wonder how many people are at the game?" Huge smile comes on my dad's face and I can tell he's real proud of this one Dad: "I bet at least a bra-ZILLION people"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilikesunglazzes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2014
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What do you call a man from the Netherlands who is also flying on a airplane?

The Flying Dutchman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattoo-matte
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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