I have a hiking playlist with songs from the Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem
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Did you hear about the peanut butter factory that exploded?
The Reeseβs was in pieces.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
Did you hear about the peanut that wanted to be a teacher?
It wanted to go into macadamia.
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︎ Apr 22 2021
Gold peanuts
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︎ Mar 24 2021
What do you call a soft peanut?
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︎ Apr 27 2021
A toothless old lady in hospital always gave away the peanuts she was given by her visitors to the nurses to eat.
One day a nurse asked her why she didn't ask for grapes instead of nuts.She replied that you can't get grapes with chocolate coating!
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︎ Apr 16 2021
An anteater walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Can I get you a drink?" "Nooooooooooooooooooooo!" "How about something to eat?" "Nooooooooooooooooooooo!" "What about some peanuts?" "Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Frazzled, the bartender cries, "What's with the long no's!?"
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︎ Dec 17 2020
I once took a trip to Seattle on a plane in which the stewards only served candy made when peanut butter meets milk chocolate...
I don't know how far this Reese eating airline goes...
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︎ Mar 18 2021
As much as they tried, the ladies couldn't get Mr. Peanut out onto the dance floor.
He was a bit of a wall nut.
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︎ Feb 19 2021
One day, two peanuts were walking down the street.
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︎ Mar 03 2021
What do you call peanuts with guns?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
What do you get when you eat too much peanut butter?
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︎ Jan 16 2021
I was given a bag of peanuts that had been blessed by the Pope.
I gave them away...I hate religious nuts.
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︎ Feb 11 2021
Two peanuts walked into a bar
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︎ Feb 16 2021
What the peanut say to the almond?
"Hey, can I cashew a question?"
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︎ Feb 19 2021
Two peanuts from the country went to the city, and one was asalted
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︎ Dec 28 2020
Late last night Mr Peanut was walking home through a bad neighborhood
I have been informed he was a-salted.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Someone get this man a Peanut Colada!
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︎ Jul 14 2020
What sound does a peanut make when it sneezes?
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︎ Oct 30 2020
What do you call a peanut with a cold?
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Wanna hear a rumor about peanut butter?
Nevermind, Iβd rather not spread it.
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︎ Sep 25 2020
My four-year-old son just asked me for a peanut butter and farts sandwich...
AKA "a peanut butter and smelly."
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︎ Nov 13 2020
My girlfriend usually has peanut butter toast for breakfast, but this morning we were out of bread, and sheβs been grouchy all day.
I never knew she was lack-toast intolerant.
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︎ Jun 04 2020
What do you say when your wife is so envious of your peanut butter obsession she wants to put it on herself in the bedroom?
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Mashed up dates, chocolate chips, peanut butter, granola, almonds....delicious homemade granola bars
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︎ Jun 12 2020
I am a judge for peanut beauty pageants
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︎ Aug 05 2020
What do you call a man who was force fed chocolate and peanut butter then chopped up?
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︎ Oct 07 2020
So a peanut walks in on a cashew.
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︎ Sep 24 2020
I would like to share you this joke about peanut butter but I wonβt.
Because you might spread it.
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︎ Jul 21 2020
Whatβs grosser than peanuts?
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Ah finally. I have the almighty peanut butter.
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︎ May 29 2020
Peanut oil is made from peanuts. Olive oil is from olives..
I'm not ever buying any more baby oil.
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︎ Jan 31 2020
A peanut walked into a bar.
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︎ Jun 25 2020
My wife just yelled at the kids βwho got into the peanut butter
Me: probably a bunch of nuts
I was the only one who laughed.
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︎ Apr 04 2020
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.
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︎ Feb 06 2021
Did you guys hear the one about the two peanuts walking down the street?
One of them was a salted.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.
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︎ Jul 29 2019
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from The Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem
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︎ Sep 13 2020
Did you hear the rumor about peanut butter?
I donβt want to spread it.
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︎ Aug 13 2020
Two peanuts were walking down the street
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︎ Sep 13 2020
I have a playlist of songs from Eminem, The Cranberries, and the Peanuts.
I named it The Trail Mix.
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︎ Apr 07 2019
Two Peanuts walk into a bar
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︎ Sep 16 2020
There were two peanuts walking through the park, and one was a salted
.........(thatβs the joke )
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︎ Jul 17 2020
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.
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︎ Feb 27 2020
Two peanuts rolling down the hill
One of them was assaulted.
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︎ Jun 27 2020
Two peanuts were walking down the street.
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