They call it, Coles law
He was already a head
He calls it the Colesla.
There was a big turnip at the funeral.
That’s Cole’s Law.
It was Cole's Law.
He wasn't ahead of lettuce.
So my wife was rooting through my desk to get an envelope and stumbled across one of her Christmas presents that I hadn't wrapped yet. I told her that she's bad for snooping and that I would have to send it back.
Due to recent environmental regulations and the price of coal, it is no longer given to naughty people for Christmas. Instead you get a cabbage. It will come thinly sliced with mayonnaise.
This is known as Coal's Law.
"That was the whole setup wasn't it for that line"
One's a pale kit
The other's a kale pit
How utterly radicchio-less.
It's Cole's Law.
And I shall name it Cole's law
...It was Murphy’s Law and coleslaw colliding.
Me- I guess you'll just have to drop me off at the gas station then.
I have a lot of emotional cabbage