What’s the Highest Level of Competition That a Semi Professional Sauerkraut Pickler Aspires To?

The Briner Leagues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/du_bekar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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And I said if I wanted sauerkraut...

I'd push our friend Hans in the pool in his street clothes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bubblezoid
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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What's the difference between a sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich and a midget who sells food?

A sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich is pretty gross, but a midget who sells food is a little grocer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greycar
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2018
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What do you call a German foodie with a short temper? A real sauerkraut.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/athei-nerd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2016
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What do you call a German who is mad at everything ?

A Sour-Kraut (Sauerkraut)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJBlue18
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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On a hot summer day, a woman has a hankering for a hot dog. She walks to the nearest hot dog stand and gets in line. Looking up to the front of the queue, she sees an elderly gentleman ordering a bratwurst...

He picks up the ketchup bottle, glances at it and gives a hearty chuckle before slathering his brat in ketchup.

Puzzled, the woman watches as the next customer, a young girl, walks up to order her hot dog.

As she takes the container of relish, she bursts into a fit of giggles and walks off with her food, still laughing merrily.

A middle-aged man steps up next. Shoveling sauerkraut onto his hot dog, he laughs uproariously and walks away grinning.

When she reaches the front of the line, the woman asks the hot dog vendor,

β€œExcuse me, sir, but why does everyone laugh when they get their hot dogs?”

β€œIt’s simple, ma’am.” he says, handing her a piping-hot sausage. β€œI’m surprised you haven’t discovered for yourself.”

Glancing at the mustard, the woman lets loose a peal of laughter.

β€œYa see, ma’am? The real_joke’s always in the condiments!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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What do you call a mean German person?

A Deutschbag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingErth
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2017
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Cock and sperm joke for kids

(This joke just deserved a more catchy title, sorry for the mess.)

Every Tuesday growing up, we had German sausages and sauerkraut for dinner - my dad's favorite. Since I can remember, my dad has told this joke and never misses a chance telling it till this day:

"You know kids, it's not the sausage that makes you fat, it's the sauce!"

Both my younger sister and l looked at eachother, rolled our eyes and thought - why is he telling this joke every single time.. it doesnt make sense! There is no sauce here! Only fried sausages, sauerkraut and potatoes. In fact, where is the goddamn sauce, we could need it. This dish is dry as shit! My poor mom shrugged her shoulders, seemingly just as confused.

When i was about 11-12, I caught up on my dad's hinting and eye contact after the punch line.. he wanted me to get the joke so bad at this point lol. I had a moment, as they say. Oh... OOHH. BOOM. Omg the "SAUCE"!! From the sausage.. makes some people fat.. as in pregnant.. Mind. Blown.

My sister, around 8 at that time, had a few hundred more sausage dinners to "ketchup" ;) I'm not doing so bad myself, 'ey?

Edit: For the slow people out there, this joke is about sausage=penis, sauce=sperm and getting fat=pregnant. Did you have your moment too?? Admittingly, the joke works better in my native language, but you get the idea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeathrowHappymeal
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2015
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Condiments for a cookout.

My dad and I were in the store looking for supplies for a cookout. We decided to split the list and find things on our own. I got sauerkraut. I had never seen what sauerkraut, so I asked my dad what it looked like. he said, "Just look for an angry German."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moozie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2013
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What do you call a disgruntled German?


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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoullessRedAfro
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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What do you call a Mad Nazi?

A SauerKraut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fdenny3075
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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What do you call a mean German?

A sauerkraut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dragonborn7142
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2018
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