Sausage puns are the wurst.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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I hate sausage puns. They are the wurst.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/adoskala25
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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Ugh. Sausage puns.

They're the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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Sausages pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/recnemorcen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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German sausage puns are the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nethersquid
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2017
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While the rest of the world were stocking up on toiletpaper, the germans were stocking up on sausages and cheese

They were preparing for a wurst kΓ€se scenario

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nword55
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Had a German sausage for the first time today,

It was the wurst.

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I often worry about German sausages

Basically I fear the wurst.

Edit: thanks for my first award ya loonies ;)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kimenon001
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Oh man, German sausages...

They're the Wurst

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bennymc123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Why did I stop eating German sausages?

They are are the wΓΌrst

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaybeNotYourDad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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How do you make a sausage roll

Push it down the hill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geoswede
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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I tried making an old family recipe of german sausage boiled in vodka.

It was the Absolut wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImDyxlesic-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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My wife keeps yelling at me for only eating German sausages

I mean, what is the wurst that can happen?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/regifsasse
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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I really hate German sausage.

It’s the wurst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Have you ever tried german sausage?

They're the wurst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_BA1LEY_I
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Due to COVID-19, the German government is advising that people stock up on sausages and cheese.

They are preparing for a wurst kΓ€se scenario.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamerFluff27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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I'm feeling horrible that I pulled into the sausage store

I took a turn for the wurst

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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It takes guts to make a sausage.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Why shouldn’t you eat German sausages?

Because they are the wurst kind of sausage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheManWhoMight
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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I asked your mom about her least favourite sausage

She said the wurst one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ledgarp
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Why do sausage makers love migratory seabirds?

Because it takes a tern for the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuillofNumenor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Breaking News. Total caos and panic as Germans are flooding supermarkets to buy sausages and cheese

That’s a wurst kase scenario

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fabio2598
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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My sister's family lost their only income when his husband got fired from his job making shoes, baguettes and sausages.

He was their sole bread wiener.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sodrohu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What do you guys think of german sausages?

I think they are the wurst

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Exotic_Breadstick
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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My friend in Germany says that there has been panic buying of sausages and cheese . . .

It's the Wurst KΓ€se scenario

Credit: Twitter, Bruce Lawson (@brucel)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Althesia
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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Seeing Airport Security confiscate all of my smuggled sausages out of my luggage...

...Really was the Wurst Case Scenario

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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The German government is calling for everybody to stock up on sausage and cheese in case of a second lockdown.

It's the Wurst-kΓ€se-scenario

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JFCBrouwer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Germany is now advising its citizens to stock up on cheese and sausages.

The Wurst KΓ€se scenario has arrived.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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I hate german sausages

They're the wurst

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacob_crozier
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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Why was a sausage excluded from the dinner party?

The hot dogs and pickles agreed he was the wurst

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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I thought I saw a German sausage fly past my window, but it was actually a seabird.

I think I’ve taken a tern for the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snipesma
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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A seabird stole my sausage.... It was a tern for the wurst.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/urlordcov
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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My brother said he would gift me either a short sleeved shirt or a German sausage.

I hope for the vest but expecting the wurst.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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I thought I just saw a flying sausage outside my window, but it was actually a migratory bird.

Looks like I’ve taken a tern for the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Windy246
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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I'm developing a fear of German sausages

I fear the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/massattcker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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I really hope I don't get addicted to German sausage again

Those days were the Wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bryanBr
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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No one ever laughs at my sausage jokes.

probably because they're the wurst

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Making my morning rounds in hospital when I ask a patient how his breakfast was. "The eggs and sausage were fine, but the Kentucky Jelly was awful," he replied. "What 'Kentucky Jelly'?" I ask.

Then he shows me the empty packet of KY Jelly had smeared all over his morning toast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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I couldn't think of anything really new and humorous to say about my German sausage...

So I went to r/YourJokeButWurst to see if they had any advice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Winning a German sausage eating contest is all about your mind set

You hope for the best, but prepare for the wurst

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ali_whi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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I work at Johnsonville, lost a whole pallet of sausages yesterday - luckily I have a plan...

Time for the β€œwurst-case scenario”. Glad I brat that to your attention? Sorry, I know these jokes are played, you gotta take sausage jokes on a casing by casing basis. Ok I’ll stop now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Sausage puns are the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Sausage puns are the wurst.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Sausage puns

are the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cross_beaux
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2017
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Sausage puns are the wurst.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaqzorn
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2018
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Sausage puns...

are the wurst

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HanzoShotFirst
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2017
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German sausage is the wurst
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anonymous_v8
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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German sausages

Are the wurst

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greyghost801
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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