Sausage puns are the wurst.
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︎ May 03 2020
Ugh. Sausage puns.
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︎ Sep 25 2018
Sausages pun
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︎ Oct 22 2018
German sausage puns are the wurst.
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︎ Sep 28 2017
Can we ban jokes about German sausages? They are just the wurst
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︎ May 26 2021
A German meat packing plant had to switch from natural products to collagen skins for its sausages.
It was the wurst case scenario.
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︎ May 27 2021
How do you make a sausage roll?
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︎ Apr 03 2021
I hate sausages made in Germany.
They're just the Wurst...
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︎ Apr 27 2021
A waiter at a german restaurant warned me that the meat they used for sausages was suspicious. I replied: " It's okay...
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︎ Apr 19 2021
sausage bread will always be by your side
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︎ Apr 25 2021
I often worry about German sausages
Basically I fear the wurst.
Edit: thanks for my first award ya loonies ;)
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︎ Aug 23 2020
Don't you hate when the deli is out of lunch meats and you must settle for German sausage?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
A sausage says to the egg "You know, after they burn us up on that hot pan, they'll stab us with forks and cut us with their sharp knives...
The egg says to the sausage "wow, amazing - a talking sausage!"
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︎ Mar 20 2021
My friend claims he can eat 5 five kilos of sausages
He's full of bologna
Edit:spelling
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︎ Feb 28 2021
What is a sausage?
π Is what you take out of the pig and put the pig in. π§
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︎ Mar 21 2021
I asked the hot dog seller, βCan I get a jumbo sausage?β
He said, βSure, wonβt be long.β
I said, βShit. In that case, can I have two?β
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︎ Feb 25 2021
Have y'all been to the new sausage restaurant yet?
To be quite Frank, it's the wurst.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
Choking on German sausage
Has to be one of the wurst ways to die.
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︎ Feb 10 2021
Yesterday I met a scary sausage salesman
It was a wurst case scenario
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︎ Feb 16 2021
I ate a sausage
Whatβs the wurst that could happen?
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︎ Jan 16 2021
While the rest of the world were stocking up on toiletpaper, the germans were stocking up on sausages and cheese
They were preparing for a wurst kΓ€se scenario
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︎ Dec 26 2020
My friend in Germany says that there has been panic buying of sausages and cheese . . .
It's the Wurst KΓ€se scenario
Credit: Twitter, Bruce Lawson (@brucel)
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︎ Mar 18 2020
I had a undercooked german sausage for supper
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︎ Feb 11 2021
Had a German sausage for the first time today,
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Have you ever seen sausages hanging up in a butchers shop?
I havent. I've only seen them hanging down.
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Why did I stop eating German sausages?
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Oh man, German sausages...
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︎ Dec 18 2020
My wife keeps yelling at me for only eating German sausages
I mean, what is the wurst that can happen?
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︎ Nov 07 2020
It takes guts to make a sausage.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
I tried making an old family recipe of german sausage boiled in vodka.
It was the Absolut wurst.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Due to COVID-19, the German government is advising that people stock up on sausages and cheese.
They are preparing for a wurst kΓ€se scenario.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
What do you guys think of german sausages?
I think they are the wurst
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︎ Oct 17 2020
A seabird stole my sausage.... It was a tern for the wurst.
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︎ Jun 02 2020
I'm feeling horrible that I pulled into the sausage store
I took a turn for the wurst
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Why shouldnβt you eat German sausages?
Because they are the wurst kind of sausage.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
I'm on a plane and the lunch choices are: white meat chicken or German sausage. Unfortunately, I'm seated in the last row.
I'm hoping for the breast, but preparing
for the wurst.
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︎ Oct 08 2019
Why do sausage makers love migratory seabirds?
Because it takes a tern for the wurst.
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Sausage puns are the wurst.
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︎ Jul 22 2020
Sausage puns are the wurst.
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︎ Aug 19 2020
I hate sausage puns. They are the wurst.
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︎ Jul 01 2019
Sausage puns
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︎ Nov 25 2017
Sausage puns are the wurst.
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︎ Apr 20 2018
Sausage puns...
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︎ Nov 28 2017
I hate all sausage jokes
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︎ Jun 01 2021
I hate sausages from germany
because they are the wurst
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︎ Jan 27 2021
How do you make a sausage roll
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︎ Nov 22 2020
Have you ever tried german sausage?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
I really hate German sausage.
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︎ Dec 11 2020
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