Me: What’s for breakfast? Wife: Soy chorizo.

Me: Hi sausage! I’m dad!

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📅︎ Nov 27 2019
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need help with a pun! chorizo sandwich

a friend of mine owns a cafe and is starting to sell homemade Chorizo sandwiches, need a good pun to write on a sign at front of shop, thought I'd turn to the creative minds of r/puns for help! winner gets a month of gold go go go!

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👤︎ u/duffmuff
📅︎ Jan 16 2015
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I got my dad good yesterday at breakfast.

I ordered an eggs Benedict with chorizo, and I said, "Did you know eggs Benedict is best served on an old hubcap?"

My dad went, "Really?"

I said, "Yup. Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Dec 28 2019
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Dinner time

Me: Hey, can we eat the chorizo in the fridge?

Dad: No don't eat it in the fridge, use the table like normal people

... :/

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👤︎ u/guybrushDB
📅︎ Mar 01 2014
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