Marinara Puns

A list of puns related to "Marinara"

Runs on Marinara

My mother always laughed at me when I told her my dream was to build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.

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👤︎ u/bob9109
📅︎ Jun 25 2020
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My girlfriend asked me if she could mix alfredo and marinara sauces on her spaghetti, I said...

Anything's pastabowl

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👤︎ u/GenitalFurbies
📅︎ May 06 2018
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My wife Nara

My exwife, Nara made the best pizzas. But thats about all she was good for. She cheated on me, took half my life savings, and left with the kids. I wish I didn't Marinara

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👤︎ u/loot98
📅︎ Sep 26 2020
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What's a dj's favorite dipping sauce?

MARA-NARA! (marinara)

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👤︎ u/Mastrwill
📅︎ Jun 30 2020
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How does an Italian say "see you tomorrow" in Spanish?

Pasta marinara!!!

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👤︎ u/zpp1213
📅︎ Jul 25 2018
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A great name for an Italian restaurant in Northern Mariana Islands...

Northern Marinara!

(Northern Mariana Islands is a US territory)

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👤︎ u/zulu-bunsen
📅︎ Jul 01 2016
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Eating pizza with family and friends...

When all of a sudden my 3 year old drops her toy mermaid on the table right into a side cup of marinara. I took advantage of the situation.

"I didn't know she was an Italian mermaid"

Groans were had amongst all.

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👤︎ u/NavySasquatch
📅︎ Mar 30 2016
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