Fettuccine Puns

A list of puns related to "Fettuccine"

I found a spaghetti noodles in my fettuccine Alfredo

It was an impasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dark_Devin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkumbagKira
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unborn_Daddy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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What do Italians eat on Halloween?

Fettuccine Afraid-O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjoye11
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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What’s a ghost’s favorite pasta?

Fettuccine Afraido!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swagabriel
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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You know what Italians traditionally eat every Halloween?

Why, a nice big bowl of fettuccine afraid-o of course.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yesmayispeaktopizza
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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What do Italians eat on Friday the 13th?

Fettuccine Afraido

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGomeeez
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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What did the hobbits order at the Italian restaurant?

Fettuccine Al-frodo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gregorytilidie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
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What do you call a fake noodle?

A impasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_McMuffins
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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What do Italians eat for dinner on Halloween?

Fettuccine Alfredo!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajmansell
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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