...but the lemon juice in it wreaks havoc on my dentures. My dentist said he has just the thing: Dentures made of chrome. Because thereβs no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
A man went to his dentist because he felt something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examined him and said "That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?"
The man replied, "All I can think of is that about four months ago, my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious... hollandaise sauce! I love it so much now that I put it on everything -- meat, toast, fish, vegetables, everything!"
The dentist said, "Well, that's probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new one, and this time, I'll use chrome."
"Why chrome?" asked the patient.
"It's simple," said the dentist. "Everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."
There's no place like chrome for the hollandaise.
Because there is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
There's no place like home for the hollandaise.
So its guaranteed to be a Happy Hollandaise
Because thereβs no plate like chrome for the hollandaise
...because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.
There's no Plate like Chrome for the Hollandaise.
This joke holds a special place in my heart. My grandpa told me it and I never forgot it. About 2 years later when I brought it up to him, he didn't remember it. So I told him the joke and he peed himself laughing ... At his own joke.
"Why did the man ask for his eggs Benedict to be served on a hubcap?"
"Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise"
You could say I'm home for the hollandaise.
So I went home for the hollandaise
I ordered an eggs Benedict with chorizo, and I said, "Did you know eggs Benedict is best served on an old hubcap?"
My dad went, "Really?"
I said, "Yup. Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."
The Hollandaise
Does that mean their beer is Hollandaise sauce?
But there really is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise
Edit: place to plate, credit to /u/wonderquads
βAh yes, Sherlock fancies himself quite the chef. You really must come visit us for dinner Friday at old 221B! Thereβs no place like Holmesβ for the hollandaise!β
It said: Happy Hollandaise!
...thereβs no place like home for the hollandaise.
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Hollandaise Sauce!
We all know thereβs no plates like chrome, for the hollandaise
Hollandaise Inn
Group of my co workers were talking about Eggs Benedict and one guy was talking about the worse hollandaise sauce he ever had on his eggs benedict. I looked at them and said guys everyone knows that there's no place like home for the hollandaise.
I used to know a guy who absolutely loved hollandaise sauce. He would buy the spiciest brand he could find and would put it on just about everything. Well it turned out that because he used the spicy sauce so much, it started to wear down a hole on the roof of his mouth. He went to a doctor and asked what he could do about it. The doctor looks at the damage and determines that the man will need a metal plate placed at the roof of his mouth. The man is relieved but can't help asking the doctor if he will still be able to enjoy his hollandaise sauce. The doctor reassures the man that his new plate will be made of chrome. The man was curious, so he asked if chrome was the best choice. The doctor responded with "Oh don't worry, there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."
Yesterday my SO and I met my parents and my sister and brother-in-law for brunch. I decided to order eggs benedict.
Right away my dad said, "You know that comes on a special dish right? A chrome one?"
I didn't follow, so he kept going.
"You know what they say right?"
Still nothing from me.
"You know... there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!"
I still can't believe I didn't see it coming...
A man's having breakfast in a diner, but has no idea what to order. He asks the waitress for a recommendation, who suggests the Eggs Benedict.
When the meal comes out it's served to him on a metal plate, which seems a little odd, but he shrugs and eats it.
The food was amazing, but he's still confused about the way it was served, so he gets the waitress's attention.
"The food was great and all, but what's with the plate?" he asks.
"Don't you know? There's no plates like chrome for the hollandaise!"
How did I make all these eggs benedict you ask?
Its Hollandaise work.!
Be courteous to the DeDutch waitstaff (and to yourself) this holiday season by leaving your dads at home before dining at DeDutch. Following is just a small sample of jokes that your dad WILL make after ordering his DeBratwurst from DeLunch menu on his DeClub card.
- I have to go to DeWashroom.
- When the waitress asks how the food is, the only responses will be either "DeLightful", or "DeLicious".
- Pass DeSalt.
- Make sure to leave a good Detip for the DeService!
- You've got DeHollandaise sauce on your DeShirt!
The waitstaff will pretend to laugh every time. But secretly they die inside a little every time.
It's really quite DeSpicable.
Because there's no place like home for the hollandaise.
Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
Because there is no place like chrome for the Hollandaise.
because thereβs no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!
Because there is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
Because thereβs no plate like chrome for the hollandaise
There's no place like home for the hollandaise.
Thereβs no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
because there is no place like chrome for the Hollandaise.
Merry Christmas
"Cause there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise."
Fuckin' a, Dad.
...because there's no place like chrome for the hollandaise.
I love Hollandaise sauce, and put it on everything, but the lemon juice in it reeks havoc on my dentures. My dentist said he has just the thing: dentures made of chrome. Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
