How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?

They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Where would you go to get maple sushi with poutine dipping sauce?

Japanada

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πŸ‘€︎ u/89iroc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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With the holidays near, to set a festive atmosphere at your table, be sure you have a shiny chrome plate to hold your condiment sauce. Why?

Because there is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IranRPCV
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What is the Devil's favourite Chinese Sauce?

Hoi- SIN sauce.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbew_Mot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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I work in a sauce factory and saw an old friend of mine

I walked over to him and said, " Hey! haven't seen you in a really long time! Let's Ketchup!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/venkyngsmn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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I asked my daughter if we needed anything at the grocery store. She said "Soy Sauce."

I replied: "Ola Sauce, Soy Dad."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesmartass1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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They finally caught the guy who's been putting hot sauce in beer mugs

His name: Dr. Frank's-in-stein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zombie-narwhals
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Sauces tell me that you mayo die of laughter at this pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_like_miniwheats
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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Don't even think about challenging my French butter sauce...

You will roux the day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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I thought I dipped my tortilla chip into a bowl of cheese sauce, but it turned out to be honey mustard.

It was a queso mistaken identity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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What do you get if you fill a shampoo bottle with chocolate sauce?

Sham poo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KlydesHail
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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An ice cream man was found unconscious in his van today, covered in chocolate sprinkles, hundreds and thousands, raspberry sauce, caramel & nuts.

Police believe he tried to top himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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I ordered chicken fingers tossed in Buffalo sauce the other day

I asked the chef to be gentle while tossing them though. Because they’re tenders.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pantsalot99
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Authorities have been trying to figure out how the Worcestershire sauce truck spilled...

But it's hard to say...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rucker7
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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Why was the pasta scared of the sauce?

Because it was Alfredo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaybram24
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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I once tried to start my own table sauce business

But I found I was always playing ketchup

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emu404
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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I need to start a witch themed spicy steak sauce company.

Our slogan would be, β€œThe only acceptable way to be burned at the steak.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ForestValkyrie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Did you hear about the pasta sauce that was really good at knocking down pins?

It was a bowlin’ ace.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CMoy1980
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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For all you folks living with diabetes... (My daughter and I both have type 1.) Here’s the joke β€” What do you say when the waitress at the Mexican restaurant asks you if you want sauce with your carne asada?

A1C por favor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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What did the mustard say to the other sauce when they went for a run?

Ketch up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/liverpool135
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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What's a dj's favorite dipping sauce?

MARA-NARA! (marinara)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mastrwill
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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sauce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwFYGwA62ng
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πŸ‘€︎ u/burninglizzard
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Easter hollandaise sauce
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Syntonization1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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Good sauce
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πŸ‘€︎ u/agwastyle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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What's a werewolf's favourite sauce?

A-ruuuuue!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gaoler86
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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A man tried to start a fight by throwing dough, shredded cheese, and tomato sauce at me.

So I said, β€œYou wanna pizza me?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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This is the sauce
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VinceDC
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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My friend’s grandma died while making spaghetti sauce.

I guess she just ran out of thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cavs26
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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A truck carrying Worcestershire sauce crashed the other day. The dispatcher asked for the situation

The officer replied: β€œIt’s hard to say”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommyWiseaus_butt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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What do you call a chef who's scared of sauce?

Alfredo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavideoandPhoto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Have you heard about that sauce made by a guy who plants seeds outside Stockholm?

He’s calling it Sweden Sower Sauce

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkDragon1025
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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I really like to put meatballs on bread, add cheese, and sauce.

Oh it’s so tasty.

Edit: whoops, I thought this was the meatball sub

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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My wife bought me soy sauce to help ease my depression.

Kikkoman when he's down, I guess.

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Bill, the weatherman: β€œToday’s weather forecast will be two beans in a tomato, meat sauce.”

Anchor: Bill, what on earth are you talking about?

Bill: It’ll be a little chili.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MBisme
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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In interest of my health, I've stopped putting sauce on my potato dumplings.

I'm eating my gnocchi bare.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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Don’t get lost in the sauce

Cause then you’ll have to ketchup

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PepeSilvia267
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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What do you call a teenager who regularly thickens sauces?

A roux teen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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Don't put soy sauce on your testicles like the viral Tik Tok videos say.

Never Kikkoman in the balls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Koto65
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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What do you call hot sauce on a chicken

A hot chick

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Went to one of those artisan pizza places. The cheese and sauce were alright.

The bread was sour dough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chadnav
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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What do you call a pimp with sauce on him?

A Big Mac

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Outdyre
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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"Soy sauce"

Hola sauce, soy Dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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I love hollandaise sauce, and put it on everything...

...but the lemon juice in it wreaks havoc on my dentures. My dentist said he has just the thing: Dentures made of chrome. Because there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NomisNairda
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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Girlfriend: Your boss just called to tell me you’re fired, so I brought you your favorite soy sauce.

Boyfriend: Oh, sure! Kikkoman when he’s down!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadacolt45
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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I moved far away from my parents, but every year around this time I make the trip back because my mom makes this delicious sauce for dinner...

You could say I'm home for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matto_McFly_81
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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I thought I dipped my tortilla chip into a bowl of cheese sauce, but it turned out to be honey mustard.

It was a queso mistaken identity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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