Sauces tell me that you mayo die of laughter at this pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_like_miniwheats
πŸ“…︎ May 10
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Did you hear about the pasta sauce that was really good at knocking down pins?

It was a bowlin’ ace.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CMoy1980
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07
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I once tried to start my own table sauce business

But I found I was always playing ketchup

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emu404
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24
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Mayans have been terrible predictors but have to love their sauce.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naratoripus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22
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What did the mustard say to the other sauce when they went for a run?

Ketch up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/liverpool135
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13
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I need to start a witch themed spicy steak sauce company.

Our slogan would be, β€œThe only acceptable way to be burned at the steak.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ForestValkyrie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25
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Authorities have been trying to figure out how the Worcestershire sauce truck spilled...

But it's hard to say...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rucker7
πŸ“…︎ May 11
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What's a dj's favorite dipping sauce?

MARA-NARA! (marinara)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mastrwill
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30
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sauce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwFYGwA62ng
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πŸ‘€︎ u/burninglizzard
πŸ“…︎ May 19
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What's a werewolf's favourite sauce?

A-ruuuuue!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gaoler86
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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A man tried to start a fight by throwing dough, shredded cheese, and tomato sauce at me.

So I said, β€œYou wanna pizza me?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
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Good sauce
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πŸ‘€︎ u/agwastyle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26
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My friend’s grandma died while making spaghetti sauce.

I guess she just ran out of thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cavs26
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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Easter hollandaise sauce
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Syntonization1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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A truck carrying Worcestershire sauce crashed the other day. The dispatcher asked for the situation

The officer replied: β€œIt’s hard to say”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommyWiseaus_butt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06
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What do you call a chef who's scared of sauce?

Alfredo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavideoandPhoto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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I really like to put meatballs on bread, add cheese, and sauce.

Oh it’s so tasty.

Edit: whoops, I thought this was the meatball sub

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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Bill, the weatherman: β€œToday’s weather forecast will be two beans in a tomato, meat sauce.”

Anchor: Bill, what on earth are you talking about?

Bill: It’ll be a little chili.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MBisme
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16
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In interest of my health, I've stopped putting sauce on my potato dumplings.

I'm eating my gnocchi bare.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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Have you heard about that sauce made by a guy who plants seeds outside Stockholm?

He’s calling it Sweden Sower Sauce

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkDragon1025
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20
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This is the sauce
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VinceDC
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Don’t get lost in the sauce

Cause then you’ll have to ketchup

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PepeSilvia267
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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My wife bought me soy sauce to help ease my depression.

Kikkoman when he's down, I guess.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Don't put soy sauce on your testicles like the viral Tik Tok videos say.

Never Kikkoman in the balls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Koto65
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26
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What do you call a teenager who regularly thickens sauces?

A roux teen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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What do you call a pimp with sauce on him?

A Big Mac

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Outdyre
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
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Went to one of those artisan pizza places. The cheese and sauce were alright.

The bread was sour dough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chadnav
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15
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"Soy sauce"

Hola sauce, soy Dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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What do you call hot sauce on a chicken

A hot chick

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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I thought I dipped my tortilla chip into a bowl of cheese sauce, but it turned out to be honey mustard.

It was a queso mistaken identity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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Girlfriend: Your boss just called to tell me you’re fired, so I brought you your favorite soy sauce.

Boyfriend: Oh, sure! Kikkoman when he’s down!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadacolt45
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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I moved far away from my parents, but every year around this time I make the trip back because my mom makes this delicious sauce for dinner...

You could say I'm home for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matto_McFly_81
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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A number 2 with no sauce...

Sounds like constipation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xXBigLennyXx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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I love hollandaise sauce, and put it on everything...

...but the lemon juice in it wreaks havoc on my dentures. My dentist said he has just the thing: Dentures made of chrome. Because there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NomisNairda
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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I saw a guy pouring soy sauce on another guy laying on the ground, so I punched him

It's not right to Kikkoman when he's down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ahw610
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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You know they put soy sauce on pizzas in China?

That's wong no matter how you slice it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dasvott
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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How do you call a sauce's age

Sausage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PierogisDevourer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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What sauce do Hobbits dislike the most?

Worst-in-the-shire sauce

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeartBreakKid99
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Soy sauce!

Oh. Pardon my salty language.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreatWhiteSnark82
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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What do you call french fries, cheese curd, and vodka sauce?

Vladimir Poutine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReadinStuff2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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The real origin of the sauce called Worcestershire

While it's true it was invented by a restaurant owner in Worcestershire, he couldn't come up with a catchy name. Serving it to a customer, the owner asked them how they liked their dinner. The customer replied, "It was delicious! What's this here sauce?"

Personal note: this is an authentic dad joke from my dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danno49
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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Los in da Sauce
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bichir567
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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Why did the chef cover Pete with dough, sauce and pepperoni?

Because Pete’s a pan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Sauce from 9gag
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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What do you call a scared white sauce?

afraido :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepunnman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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I missed the documentary on TV on how they make tomato sauce...

... I guess I’ll have to watch it on ketch up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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My friend was making some beans in tomato sauce for dinner and she spilled some

then she giggled and said β€œwe can’t eat those now, they’ve bean on the floor”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mo4na
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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I lost my job recently so my wife went out and bought my favourite soy sauce to ease the pain.

I said, "Kikkoman when he's done, huh?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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I cooked Basmati with Italian sauce

It was a risortof

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sches741
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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BBQ sauce extra
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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Ted's wife was a horrible cook. She served mashed potatoes that were so runny, that his whole plate resembled soup. Even though she insisted that she drained the pasta, her spaghetti was so watery that the sauce ran off the plate. Ted had no choice...

...he was forced to take out a restraining order.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreakyStarrbies
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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Why did the cranberry sauce cross the road?

To get to the other sides.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hurps0
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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My wife needed me to pick up some tomato sauce from the store. She insisted that I buy two cans.

No body in this grocerie store knows where the exotic bird section is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/medusas_side_bro
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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Why was the sauce scared of dating the pasta?

It was alfredo commitment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Artist552001
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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What's the ghoul's favourite sauce?

Grave-y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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If a sauce expires, will it be called Sausage?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/acsrujan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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I missed the last few cooking classes about making tomato sauce.

Looks like I've to ketchup with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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My friend was eating a burger and spilled tomato sauce on his book...

It was a terrible time to ketchup on his reading.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Where do spaghetti and sauce go to dance?

The meat ball

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winnieismydog
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2017
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You don' gotta tell me this pizza sauce is great.

I oregano.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onecupcoconut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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Dutch sauce is good while on the road, but...

There's no place like home for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lod254
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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I went out for Chinese, but had an accident on the way. When I finally made it home, I realized they didn't give me any soy sauce.

They really know how to Kikkoman when he's down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeseheadDave
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2018
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Aussie chef makes sauce thickener out of marsupial fat.

Kanga-roux.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2017
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I always love visiting my parents for Thanksgiving. My Mom makes the best sauce for our Eggs Benedict. I guess it’s true...

...there’s no place like home for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/impulsive-ideas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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What is the favorite sauce in a shipping department for a calendar company?

Hollandaise Sauce!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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My girlfriend asked me if she could mix alfredo and marinara sauces on her spaghetti, I said...

Anything's pastabowl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GenitalFurbies
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2018
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We followed my dad's death bed wish and buried him covered in baked flour, tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese and pepperoni...

R.I.P dad, Rest In Pizza.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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Do you know why I always add Soya sauce to my rice?

Because brown rice is healthier than white rice!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onlybrownpanther
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2018
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Did you hear that Kanye West is marketing his own brand of meat sauce?

It’s called bolognyeezy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakeopolis
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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My friend ran out of soy sauce, but I didn't make fun of him.

You shouldn't Kikkoman when he's down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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What do you call a raccoon covered in pasta sauce?

A Raguun!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/terry2691
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2015
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A dad picks up a bottle of soy sauce and says...

"Hi sauce, soy dad"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nicanor5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iddey101
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2017
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What do you get when you put hot sauce on a dog?

A hotdog. You get a god-damn hotdog.

Edit: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this joke. Except for maybe a hotdog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adidude1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2017
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My boss called and my wife found out i got fired. So she bought my favorite soy sauce

Oh i see. Kikkoman when he's down, huh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwinFlask
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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"Soy Sauce"

Hola Sauce, soy papΓ‘

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onepunchdog
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2017
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What is the best pasta for pesto sauce?

It depennes on your taste

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaitM8
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2017
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I accidentally spilled some soy sauce on my wife

She was pretty salty about it...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yotamgosh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2017
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Mozzarella Firefox (it's open sauce)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheryllium
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2013
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What’s Donald Trump’s favourite Italian sauce?

Putin-esca

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tommiedineen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2017
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Where do the spaghetti and sauce go to dance?

The meat ball

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wgnlfe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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