Sauces tell me that you mayo die of laughter at this pun
Did you hear about the pasta sauce that was really good at knocking down pins?
I once tried to start my own table sauce business
But I found I was always playing ketchup
Mayans have been terrible predictors but have to love their sauce.
What did the mustard say to the other sauce when they went for a run?
I need to start a witch themed spicy steak sauce company.
Our slogan would be, “The only acceptable way to be burned at the steak.”
Authorities have been trying to figure out how the Worcestershire sauce truck spilled...
What's a dj's favorite dipping sauce?
What's a werewolf's favourite sauce?
A man tried to start a fight by throwing dough, shredded cheese, and tomato sauce at me.
So I said, “You wanna pizza me?”
My friend’s grandma died while making spaghetti sauce.
I guess she just ran out of thyme.
A truck carrying Worcestershire sauce crashed the other day. The dispatcher asked for the situation
The officer replied: “It’s hard to say”
What do you call a chef who's scared of sauce?
I really like to put meatballs on bread, add cheese, and sauce.
Oh it’s so tasty.
Edit: whoops, I thought this was the meatball sub
Bill, the weatherman: “Today’s weather forecast will be two beans in a tomato, meat sauce.”
Anchor: Bill, what on earth are you talking about?
Bill: It’ll be a little chili.
In interest of my health, I've stopped putting sauce on my potato dumplings.
I'm eating my gnocchi bare.
Have you heard about that sauce made by a guy who plants seeds outside Stockholm?
He’s calling it Sweden Sower Sauce
Don’t get lost in the sauce
Cause then you’ll have to ketchup
My wife bought me soy sauce to help ease my depression.
Kikkoman when he's down, I guess.
Don't put soy sauce on your testicles like the viral Tik Tok videos say.
Never Kikkoman in the balls.
What do you call a teenager who regularly thickens sauces?
What do you call a pimp with sauce on him?
Went to one of those artisan pizza places. The cheese and sauce were alright.
What do you call hot sauce on a chicken
I thought I dipped my tortilla chip into a bowl of cheese sauce, but it turned out to be honey mustard.
It was a queso mistaken identity.
Girlfriend: Your boss just called to tell me you’re fired, so I brought you your favorite soy sauce.
Boyfriend: Oh, sure! Kikkoman when he’s down!
I moved far away from my parents, but every year around this time I make the trip back because my mom makes this delicious sauce for dinner...
You could say I'm home for the hollandaise.
A number 2 with no sauce...
I love hollandaise sauce, and put it on everything...
...but the lemon juice in it wreaks havoc on my dentures. My dentist said he has just the thing: Dentures made of chrome.
Because there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
I saw a guy pouring soy sauce on another guy laying on the ground, so I punched him
It's not right to Kikkoman when he's down
You know they put soy sauce on pizzas in China?
That's wong no matter how you slice it.
How do you call a sauce's age
What sauce do Hobbits dislike the most?
Oh. Pardon my salty language.
What do you call french fries, cheese curd, and vodka sauce?
The real origin of the sauce called Worcestershire
While it's true it was invented by a restaurant owner in Worcestershire, he couldn't come up with a catchy name. Serving it to a customer, the owner asked them how they liked their dinner. The customer replied, "It was delicious! What's this here sauce?"
Personal note: this is an authentic dad joke from my dad.
Why did the chef cover Pete with dough, sauce and pepperoni?
What do you call a scared white sauce?
I missed the documentary on TV on how they make tomato sauce...
... I guess I’ll have to watch it on ketch up.
My friend was making some beans in tomato sauce for dinner and she spilled some
then she giggled and said “we can’t eat those now, they’ve bean on the floor”
I lost my job recently so my wife went out and bought my favourite soy sauce to ease the pain.
I said, "Kikkoman when he's done, huh?"
I cooked Basmati with Italian sauce
Ted's wife was a horrible cook. She served mashed potatoes that were so runny, that his whole plate resembled soup. Even though she insisted that she drained the pasta, her spaghetti was so watery that the sauce ran off the plate. Ted had no choice...
...he was forced to take out a restraining order.
Why did the cranberry sauce cross the road?
To get to the other sides.
My wife needed me to pick up some tomato sauce from the store. She insisted that I buy two cans.
No body in this grocerie store knows where the exotic bird section is.
Why was the sauce scared of dating the pasta?
It was alfredo commitment.
What's the ghoul's favourite sauce?
If a sauce expires, will it be called Sausage?
I missed the last few cooking classes about making tomato sauce.
Looks like I've to ketchup with it.
My friend was eating a burger and spilled tomato sauce on his book...
It was a terrible time to ketchup on his reading.
Where do spaghetti and sauce go to dance?
You don' gotta tell me this pizza sauce is great.
Dutch sauce is good while on the road, but...
There's no place like home for the hollandaise.
I went out for Chinese, but had an accident on the way. When I finally made it home, I realized they didn't give me any soy sauce.
They really know how to Kikkoman when he's down.
Aussie chef makes sauce thickener out of marsupial fat.
I always love visiting my parents for Thanksgiving. My Mom makes the best sauce for our Eggs Benedict. I guess it’s true...
...there’s no place like home for the hollandaise.
What is the favorite sauce in a shipping department for a calendar company?
My girlfriend asked me if she could mix alfredo and marinara sauces on her spaghetti, I said...
We followed my dad's death bed wish and buried him covered in baked flour, tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese and pepperoni...
R.I.P dad, Rest In Pizza.
Do you know why I always add Soya sauce to my rice?
Because brown rice is healthier than white rice!
Did you hear that Kanye West is marketing his own brand of meat sauce?
My friend ran out of soy sauce, but I didn't make fun of him.
You shouldn't Kikkoman when he's down.
What do you call a raccoon covered in pasta sauce?
A dad picks up a bottle of soy sauce and says...
What do you get when you put hot sauce on a dog?
A hotdog. You get a god-damn hotdog.
Edit: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this joke. Except for maybe a hotdog.
My boss called and my wife found out i got fired. So she bought my favorite soy sauce
Oh i see. Kikkoman when he's down, huh?
What is the best pasta for pesto sauce?
It depennes on your taste
I accidentally spilled some soy sauce on my wife
She was pretty salty about it...
Mozzarella Firefox (it's open sauce)
What’s Donald Trump’s favourite Italian sauce?
Where do the spaghetti and sauce go to dance?