Our waiter at a Chinese restaurant said "Soy sauce" . . .
So I said "Hola, Sauce. Soy papΓ‘."
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︎ May 07 2021
Making Pizza Sauce makes me nervous...
I canβt deal with strained tomatoes
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︎ May 24 2021
When the impostor is sauce
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︎ Mar 23 2021
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux
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︎ Dec 29 2020
What happened to the boy who got tomato sauce in his eyes?
Dunno. But he probably learnt his lesson because Heinz sight is 20/20!
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︎ Feb 23 2021
What would mustard say when he didnβt see his sauce friend in a while?
Oh, seems we got lots of KETCHUP to do!
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︎ Jan 30 2021
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
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︎ Feb 16 2021
Inmates at HMP Manchester are refusing to eat the Moroccan spiced chicken dish they're given every Friday, claiming it is being used to secretly medicate them with aggression-suppressants hidden in the sauce.
That sounds to me like one of those cons' piri piri theories.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
With the holidays near, to set a festive atmosphere at your table, be sure you have a shiny chrome plate to hold your condiment sauce. Why?
Because there is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Where would you go to get maple sushi with poutine dipping sauce?
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︎ Dec 28 2020
I asked my daughter if we needed anything at the grocery store. She said "Soy Sauce."
I replied: "Ola Sauce, Soy Dad."
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︎ Oct 26 2020
I work in a sauce factory and saw an old friend of mine
I walked over to him and said, " Hey! haven't seen you in a really long time! Let's Ketchup!"
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︎ Nov 16 2020
Sauces tell me that you mayo die of laughter at this pun
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︎ May 10 2020
What is the Devil's favourite Chinese Sauce?
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︎ Dec 28 2020
They finally caught the guy who's been putting hot sauce in beer mugs
His name: Dr. Frank's-in-stein.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
I thought I dipped my tortilla chip into a bowl of cheese sauce, but it turned out to be honey mustard.
It was a queso mistaken identity.
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︎ Aug 15 2020
Authorities have been trying to figure out how the Worcestershire sauce truck spilled...
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︎ May 11 2020
Don't even think about challenging my French butter sauce...
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︎ Oct 03 2020
What do you get if you fill a shampoo bottle with chocolate sauce?
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︎ Sep 20 2020
An ice cream man was found unconscious in his van today, covered in chocolate sprinkles, hundreds and thousands, raspberry sauce, caramel & nuts.
Police believe he tried to top himself.
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︎ Sep 15 2020
I need to start a witch themed spicy steak sauce company.
Our slogan would be, βThe only acceptable way to be burned at the steak.β
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︎ Jun 25 2020
Mayans have been terrible predictors but have to love their sauce.
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︎ Jul 22 2020
This is the sauce
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︎ Oct 31 2019
I ordered chicken fingers tossed in Buffalo sauce the other day
I asked the chef to be gentle while tossing them though. Because theyβre tenders.
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︎ Sep 14 2020
I once tried to start my own table sauce business
But I found I was always playing ketchup
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︎ Jul 24 2020
Why was the pasta scared of the sauce?
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︎ Aug 23 2020
Easter hollandaise sauce
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︎ Apr 12 2020
Did you hear about the pasta sauce that was really good at knocking down pins?
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︎ Aug 07 2020
Good sauce
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︎ Apr 26 2020
sauce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwFYGwA62ng
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︎ May 19 2020
What did the mustard say to the other sauce when they went for a run?
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︎ Jul 13 2020
My wife bought me soy sauce to help ease my depression.
Kikkoman when he's down, I guess.
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︎ Oct 16 2019
What's a werewolf's favourite sauce?
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︎ Jun 06 2020
A man tried to start a fight by throwing dough, shredded cheese, and tomato sauce at me.
So I said, βYou wanna pizza me?β
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︎ Jun 02 2020
My friendβs grandma died while making spaghetti sauce.
I guess she just ran out of thyme.
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︎ May 21 2020
A truck carrying Worcestershire sauce crashed the other day. The dispatcher asked for the situation
The officer replied: βItβs hard to sayβ
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︎ Apr 06 2020
What do you call a chef who's scared of sauce?
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︎ Apr 03 2020
Have you heard about that sauce made by a guy who plants seeds outside Stockholm?
Heβs calling it Sweden Sower Sauce
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︎ Mar 20 2020
I really like to put meatballs on bread, add cheese, and sauce.
Oh itβs so tasty.
Edit: whoops, I thought this was the meatball sub
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︎ Apr 22 2020
Bill, the weatherman: βTodayβs weather forecast will be two beans in a tomato, meat sauce.β
Anchor: Bill, what on earth are you talking about?
Bill: Itβll be a little chili.
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︎ Apr 16 2020
Donβt get lost in the sauce
Cause then youβll have to ketchup
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︎ Jan 16 2020
In interest of my health, I've stopped putting sauce on my potato dumplings.
I'm eating my gnocchi bare.
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︎ Apr 20 2020
What do you call a teenager who regularly thickens sauces?
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︎ Jan 11 2020
Don't put soy sauce on your testicles like the viral Tik Tok videos say.
Never Kikkoman in the balls.
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︎ Jan 26 2020
I love hollandaise sauce, and put it on everything...
...but the lemon juice in it wreaks havoc on my dentures. My dentist said he has just the thing: Dentures made of chrome.
Because thereβs no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
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︎ Aug 03 2019
I thought I dipped my tortilla chip into a bowl of cheese sauce, but it turned out to be honey mustard.
It was a queso mistaken identity.
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︎ Oct 08 2019
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