Two flies are playing football on a saucer

They’re practicing for the cup

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matt3526
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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My wife threw a saucer at me because I hadn't completed the science project of our kid until then. Interestingly, he won first prize at school for presenting a

Flying Saucer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stent_kush
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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I have a new hobby: studying flying saucers

...and making the matching teacups!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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Why did Don Corleone send back the plate for his coffee cup?

Someone gave him a saucer he could not reuse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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Part of my alphabetised tea set recently got possessed by a demon.

I’m sure it’s saucer β€˜E’.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yetanotherrob
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Is Michael Giacchino the greatest Star Trek Dad Joker in the world?

He must have it in his Genes.

But seriously check out his Star Trek track listings. The guy loves a good pun.

Star Trek

  1. Star Trek

  2. Nailin' The Kelvin

  3. Labor Of Love

  4. Hella Bar Talk

  5. Enterprising Young Men

  6. Nero Sighted

  7. Nice To Meld You

  8. Run And Shoot Offense

  9. Does It Still McFly?

  10. Nero Death Experience

  11. Nero Fiddles, Narada Burns

  12. Back From Black

  13. That New Car Smell

  14. To Boldly Go

  15. End Credits

Star Trek Into Darkness

  1. Logos / Pranking The Natives

  2. Spock Drops, Kirk Jumps

  3. Sub Prime Directive

  4. London Calling

  5. Meld-Merized

  6. The Kronos Wartet

  7. Brigadoom

  8. Ship To Ship

  9. Earthbound And Down

  10. Warp Core Values

  11. Buying The Space Farm

  12. The San Fran Hustle

  13. Kirk Enterprises

  14. Star Trek Main Theme

Star Trek Beyond

  1. Logo and Prosper

  2. Thank Your Lucky Star Date

  3. Night on the Yorktown

  4. The Dance of the Nebula

  5. A Swarm Reception

  6. Hitting the Saucer a Little Hard

  7. Jaylah Damage

  8. In Artifacts as in Life

  9. Franklin, My Dear

  10. A Lesson in Vulcan Mineralogy

  11. MotorCycles of Relief

  12. Mocking Jaylah

  13. Crash Decisions

  14. Krall-y Krall-y Oxen Free

  15. Shutdown Happens

  16. Cater-Krall in Zero G

  17. Par-tay for the Course

  18. Star Trek Main Theme

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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Two flies playing football on saucer. One says to the other.....

I am playing in the cup tommorow.

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