In SETI's recent attempt to communicate with aliens via radar, it was discovered that aliens have been abducting people for years and years, but have now stopped. The reason?...

They have no more room for extra terrestrials.

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I’ve been living under the radar for years now...

...Today I finally decided to move that dumb thing off of me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_pepe_cop
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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The other day I saw a dome that looked like a Doppler radar.

Turned out it was just its dopplerganger.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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The norweigan radar operator reported seeing some birds on screen

He's Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/motoh
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Driftwood
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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The word β€œdiputseromneve” may look ridiculous…

...but backwards, it’s even more stupid…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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My wife plays violin. I used to play trumpet. Last night we talked aviation.

My wife plays violin and her first rehearsal with a new orchestra is near. She had access to an electronic copy of the music, but wondered whether the orchestra would distribute paper copies at the rehearsal. For orchestras, the section leaders decide when everyone's bows will be moving up vs. down and annotate the music accordingly. Copies of the annotated music are distributed to the players. As a trumpet player who's never needed that kind of annotation, I've always been able to use the originals.

Wife: "String players never play from the originals because we have bowings."

Me: "And wind players have Airbuses!"

Wife: "That joke was just plane awful."

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2016
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Got my wife as she explained something to our toddler.

My wife couldn't open a jar of grape jelly. Our two year old didn't understand why she had to bring it to me. He was only concerned with how long it was taking to make his sandwich. I opened it, but it was pretty hard because the jelly had caked around the threads and dried in place, gluing the lid to the jar.

My wife saw our son getting impatient and told him, "Hold on kiddo, mommy couldn't open the jar, so she had to bring it to daddy. Even daddy had a hard time opening it."

At this point, my internal dad joke radar started screaming a proximity warning. The collision with a dad joke was imminent. I smiled, took half a second to bask in my dad glory, and added, "Yeah, it was jammed."

Wife groaned, but son laughed (because he saw the lid was finally open). I take whatever I can get.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArtaxNOOOOOO
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The newest Dodge line of cars should be called the "Resposibility"

The new 2016 Dodge Responsibility.

Options include: Anti-Radar stealth paint, and an voice activated license plate shield.

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