I replied, now you know how I feel.

It could be a virus.

Deer God

It's because he's undocumented.

My dad said this while we're sitting through hurricane Irma...

gum shoe

Fresh prints

but all I could find was a bunch of Finnish Hymns.

But then they did a complete 1 AD.

A monkey was sitting on the train tracks waiting for a train. When a train ran over its tail the monkey said, "It won't be long now!"

It chew chews it!?

Credit: My 3 year old, who validated the joke through my 6 year old.

It's Marie's Marie Callender's calendar.

Then how can it choo choo?

Complements of my 6 year old.

I think I managed to cover my tracks.

With an Abakiss!

They can only keep track of hours

It's painstaking.

Nyetflix.

His name is.....

Choo choo Twain!

I said, “I’m not sure. It’s so hard to keep track.”

Yesterday I treated myself to a lovely bath. As I relaxed and watched Netflix on my phone in my sleep-deprived, hungover state, I had the most concise idea I've ever had. A single word: a seed pun that has since grown into a giant punflower that will fix Disney's perceived creative rutt and get them back on track. Instead of remaking gritty, live action versions of classic animations they should adapt a gritty, live action property into a kid friendly classic animation.

I present to you the trailer that will sell a million Disney Plus subscriptions:

The following trailer has been rated 'E' for everyone. May contain: graphic hugging, excessive naps, tickling, pantslessness. TIGGER WARNING

Voiceover starts as the screen fades from black to a sweeping shot of a rainforest at sunset: "There's an old saying in game rules enforcement: "The Hiders need to get lucky every time. The Seekers just need to get lucky once." [Text onscreen: 100,000 Acre Rainforest, Columbia - late 1980s] The camera pans around the aftermath of a ticklefight at one of the Don's largest labs. We can see a lot of sleeping workers surrounded by loose stuffing, piles of powder, and tightly wrapped parcels - the camera zooms in on one showing the label: "POLEN" [Subtitle, English: "POLLEN"]. The camera zooms in on our protagonists: PEA Agent Piglett Peñya standing over the napping body of the Don's best officers, La Tuiga (well known for bouncing, trouncing, flouncing, and finally pouncing on those the Don views as against his agenda). Out of breath after a long tickling, an exhausted agent Piglett says : "The m-m-most wonderful thing about him, was that he was the only one." His newly assigned partner Steve Murphy looks uneasy at the sight of so many sleeping bodies.

Montage time: shots of various main characters operating for and against the Cartel. An original song by Randy Newman about the dangers of being naughty plays in the background while we see snippets of what's to come: The Don's number 2, Roostavo looking over dozens of little red wagons filled with bricks of pollen, ready to ship to the heffalumps in Miami. We see Rabbito "Poison" Ramos having fun at a busy Rainforest cafe (chance for product placement?). The best pollen mule in the business, Sicareeyore, boards a crowded plane to Miami. Peñya and Murphy are having a heated discussion in their office: Murphy: "You need to involve me in your games - I came to 100,000 Acre Rainforest to play hide and seek, but you

"All The Shingle Laddies"

I keep a Heath Ledger

Horse code

I told them, "You guys should take turns".

The police track them to a motel, but can't narrow it down further. They call the judge and he writes out a warrant to search room #8 at the motel. Police break down the door and arrest the gang of cows with the stash.

Later the police captain calls the judge, "Your honor, how did you know where the gang would be hiding?"

Judge says, "It's easy Captain. Cows always room in 8".

No, he covered his tracks.

(Thought of this this morning go easy on me!)

but they never say when it’ll hit.

It's a flow chart.

Diary-uh or a log. Depends how sappy...

It left its tracks

And "Temporal Mechanics" is a dumb name for a company anyway.

... Re Post-it Notes.

It’s like he lives on the other side of the tracks.

.....and that’s when I drew the line.

He called it the Dewey deci-mole system..

They keep a cattle-log.

An Adameter lol

It’s seedy.

Sprint

I think I managed to cover my tracks.

I think I managed to cover my tracks.

I said "I don't know... it's hard to keep track"

I said, “I’m not sure; it’s hard to keep track.”