Racetrack Puns

A list of puns related to "Racetrack"

Why are the horse stalls at a racetrack labelled A, B, D, E, and F?

Because no one would bet on a seahorse.

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👤︎ u/cyclopropagative
📅︎ Apr 18 2020
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Somebody should make a racetrack like California’s musical road and call it a soundtrack

This is the road that I mean (having fixed the mistake obviously)

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👤︎ u/PCPPfanboi
📅︎ Mar 20 2018
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Dad joke found on the side of a racetrack in western KY

Driving past a racetrack off I-24 in Kentucky, there's a large banner on the side of the press box, visible from the highway:

YOUR WIFE IS HOT

Time to get the A/C fixed.

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👤︎ u/jermscentral
📅︎ Jan 28 2015
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Its a race-something...got my GF good last night

My GF and I were driving to a restaurant and I needed to get gas. There was a gas station on the way but my GF couldnt think of the name.

GF: I think its called race-something.

Me: Hopefully its not ism

GF: Huh?

Me: Ism, hopefully its not racism

She laughed. She was thinking it would be a Racetrack but it ended up being a Sunoco.

I love dad jokes

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👤︎ u/alexankh
📅︎ May 02 2014
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Do you know why the horse stalls at a racetrack are labelled A, B, D, E, and F?

Because no one would bet on a seahorse.

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👤︎ u/stretch85
📅︎ Mar 06 2016
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