What did the cowboy say at his second rodeo?

This ain’t my first rodeo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wilhelmfart
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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Always wanted to be a rodeo clown, but couldn’t because I have stomach problems

No guts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grit1963
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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My friends took me to the rodeo last week.

I kinda got roped into it.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Why did the bacteria refuse the invitation to the rodeo?

They’re too cultured.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiktok131
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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I’ll never forget my first visit to the rodeo.

It was incredibull.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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I don't really like the rodeo. It's too fast-paced for me.

I prefer the sidewalkeo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobskimo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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Dad wants to ride a rodeo bull before he dies...

It's at the top of his his buck-it list.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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When I arrived at my second rodeo, the first thing I said was β€œthis isn’t my first rodeo.”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoyTheShip
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2018
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I went to the rodeo for the first time

It was kind of spur of the moment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rice9012
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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Bought a shrink ray to use on myself. I'm starting an insect rodeo.

Turns out I'm best on the fly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garbagearmy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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Went to the rodeo yesterday

Could only find a fair parking spot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poortio
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2018
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This ain't my first Rodeo...

https://i.imgur.com/kAHzii0_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=high

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TeNppa
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2017
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How does a rodeo star get around

In a cattleilac!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__Mirage__
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2016
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Global warming is causing the colors at rodeos to fade and get lighter

They are calling it Corral Bleaching.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teslarobot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2016
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Before going to the rodeo, my parents and met to have burgers

My Dad was explaining to the waitress that he and mom had gone to the rodeo earlier in the week and knew basically what to expect.

Me: (leaning in for emphasis) "So you're saying this isn't your first rodeo?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saeta44
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2015
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Asked my horses where they wanted to live

They responded with β€œBeverly hooves”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JayBoy1879
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Dadjoked my wife and the nurse moments before my daughter was born

My wife and I welcomed our new daughter this week. The wife wanted some classic rock while she was pushing. We were all there, the doctor, the main nurse (with whom we were joking all day long) and a few other nurses. This was the moment of truth.

Suddenly, the Scorpions' "Rock you like a hurricane" comes on, and my wife exclaims: "This is exactly what I need to pump me up!! She is going to be a Scorpion!"

To which I replied "Actually, she'll be a Sagittarius"

The nurse looked at me surprised, cracked up, the wife rolled her eyes, and a few breaths later my daughter was born.

I have never been prouder to be a dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mirkules
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2014
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My friend from NOLA just sent me this:

On the way to the Angola prison rodeo (and crafts fair), dad says to me: "Are you nervous about meeting your real father?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elmonoenano
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2013
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What did the cowboy say at his second rodeo?

This ain’t my first rodeo 🀠

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dasatain
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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What did the cowboy say at his second rodeo?

"This ain't my first rodeo"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boiboiboi21
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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Me at my 2nd rodeo

This ain't my first rodeo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IJustWantMemes789
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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