Wranglers Puns

because I'd take her top off every chance I got

She was rolling in the Jeep.

dad: "dont bother locking the doors"

I went with my parents to see my uncle who was just transferred to my university's hospital.

The nurse walks in and starts talking to us. Somehow the topic of genetics came up and she said "huh, I guess you got the good genes then!"

I looked down and pulled at my jeans. "I guess they're alright."

She rolled her eyes, smiled, and then let out a laugh. My dad was cracking up in the other corner of the room. I think I made him proud.

So my wife just had a baby and we were talking about who he looks like..

My wife says: "I think he'll look like me, I've got some good genes!"

Father-in-law: "I do too! They're wranglers!"...