Colt Puns

A list of puns related to "Colt"

The Indianapolis Colts lost again today, and now everyone is mad at Google Maps...

...because any idiot could have told them to take Teddy Bridgewater over Philip Rivers.

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👤︎ u/PolytroposJ
📅︎ Oct 12 2020
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Too bad for the Colts

Looks like they’re out of Luck this season

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👤︎ u/Zkck0517
📅︎ Aug 26 2019
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Too bad that qb just retired from the Colts.

Guess they’re out of luck

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👤︎ u/King_Pinn
📅︎ Aug 26 2019
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Someone asked if Samuel Colt if he was going to build a factory.

He said he'll give it a shot.

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👤︎ u/Pun-isher42
📅︎ May 01 2019
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I was listening to the Colts vs. Broncos game in the car on the way home.

The announcer says, 'Everyone is going to be hoarse after tonight's game..no matter which team you're rooting for.'

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👤︎ u/Waltzing_Matilda
📅︎ Nov 09 2015
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So Dad, who do you want to win in the Colts vs. Broncos game?

Doesn't matter to me, son. I don't have a horse in the race.

GROAN

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👤︎ u/sloppy_wade
📅︎ Jan 11 2015
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Mess with the bat you get the gat
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👤︎ u/catchingfire3HG
📅︎ May 22 2020
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My son joined a group of people that are sexually attracted to young horses.

I'm worried he may be in a colt

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👤︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
📅︎ Apr 21 2020
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How did Princess Elsa overcome her fear of horses?

The colt never bothered her anyway

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👤︎ u/PygmeePony
📅︎ Jul 31 2020
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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims!

Get it?

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👤︎ u/BadAndNationwide
📅︎ Apr 01 2016
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Every time the Indianapolis NFL team starts an offensive play, the temperature drops

Because there's a Colt snap!

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👤︎ u/Suprcheese
📅︎ Dec 17 2019
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What do you call a baby horse running in circles?

A Colt revolver!

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👤︎ u/Herochristmas
📅︎ Oct 21 2019
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Why did the horse feel rejuvenated when it walked out of the stable?

Because it was colt outside

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👤︎ u/graafslaaf
📅︎ Dec 12 2018
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What is a young horse’s favorite side dish?

colt slaw

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👤︎ u/hudsomania
📅︎ Nov 07 2018
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My dad tries to stay away from Indianapolis

He says they have a pretty large colt following down there

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👤︎ u/IANMCC123
📅︎ Jan 12 2016
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My brother: dad in training

Today while we were watching the Colts-Broncos game my mom read something she saw on Pinterest saying, "if a woman speaks and nobody listens, she's probably called mom." My little brother responded with, "what'd you say?"

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👤︎ u/SOPA_NO
📅︎ Oct 21 2013
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Pulled this one out of my hat during the superbowl.

Brother: "When did the Broncos get Peyton Manning?"

Dad: "Oh, I don't know. He left the Colts a while ago."

Me: "I guess he just decided to grow up."

Dad: "That's my boy."

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👤︎ u/ImperialScoutTrooper
📅︎ Feb 04 2014
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