A list of puns related to "Colts"
That's Irsay.
...because any idiot could have told them to take Teddy Bridgewater over Philip Rivers.
Looks like theyβre out of Luck this season
Guess theyβre out of luck
He said he'll give it a shot.
The announcer says, 'Everyone is going to be hoarse after tonight's game..no matter which team you're rooting for.'
Doesn't matter to me, son. I don't have a horse in the race.
GROAN
It would be a nightmare.
I'm worried he may be in a colt
The colt never bothered her anyway
Pilgrims!
Get it?
Because there's a Colt snap!
A Colt revolver!
Because it was colt outside
colt slaw
He says they have a pretty large colt following down there
Today while we were watching the Colts-Broncos game my mom read something she saw on Pinterest saying, "if a woman speaks and nobody listens, she's probably called mom." My little brother responded with, "what'd you say?"
Brother: "When did the Broncos get Peyton Manning?"
Dad: "Oh, I don't know. He left the Colts a while ago."
Me: "I guess he just decided to grow up."
Dad: "That's my boy."
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