Horseman Puns

What’s the difference between a candle and a skinny horseman?

One is a night light, and the other is a light knight.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/Martholomeow

📅︎ Dec 18 2020

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Horseman

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/ksmrnv

📅︎ Jul 11 2020

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Why is the headless horseman always late to work?

Because when he is stuck in traffic, he can never get ahead.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/Villager91

📅︎ Mar 04 2020

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Ichabod Train - play on Ichabod Crane, the headless horseman from Sleepy Hollow

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/JacksGreenEyes

📅︎ Feb 21 2019

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