Puncher Puns

A list of puns related to "Puncher"

Well Dang...I broke my hole puncher...

What am I supposed to do with 2 half punchers???

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👤︎ u/Talon184
📅︎ Nov 22 2019
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I broke my only hole puncher today

Now I've got two half punchers

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👤︎ u/Talon184
📅︎ Apr 17 2019
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A professional hole puncher has their work cut out for them.
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👤︎ u/BedHeadBread
📅︎ Apr 20 2019
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A co-worker stopped me ansked where I was going with that 3 Hole Puncher

I told them I have a hole lot of punching to do.

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👤︎ u/mrguykloss
📅︎ Oct 03 2017
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"Dad, did you bring home the hole puncher?"

Dad: "No, I only brought part of the puncher back..."

A collective exhale from the family as he smirked off to the kitchen...

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👤︎ u/Bolbi
📅︎ May 19 2014
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I don't think she got it.

Dad joked the deli clerk today. I handed her our punch card, you know the ones where you get your 11th meal free after 10 hole punches.

Clerk: (remarking at the previous poorly punched holes) I hate when they half-punch the holes.

Me: that's pretty hard to do considering it's a whole puncher.

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👤︎ u/Stevear22
📅︎ Apr 03 2014
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Well dang...I broke my hole puncher...

What am I supposed to do with 2 half punchers??

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👤︎ u/Talon184
📅︎ Nov 22 2019
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