What am I supposed to do with 2 half punchers???
Now I've got two half punchers
I told them I have a hole lot of punching to do.
Dad: "No, I only brought part of the puncher back..."
A collective exhale from the family as he smirked off to the kitchen...
Dad joked the deli clerk today. I handed her our punch card, you know the ones where you get your 11th meal free after 10 hole punches.
Clerk: (remarking at the previous poorly punched holes) I hate when they half-punch the holes.
Me: that's pretty hard to do considering it's a whole puncher.