Punch
What is a boxer's favourite drink?
Punch
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︎ Jan 17 2021
A guy goes to a party,and was offered some punch
He drank a full glass.
He was offered a refill.
He declined.
The guy was one punch man.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
So My my freind ask me if I wanted to get some punch
So we got some punch and left. This joke kinda fell flat since their wasn't even a punchline to begin with.
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︎ Dec 22 2020
I saw a guy punch a cow
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︎ Dec 06 2020
I once saw a woman punch a Mall Santa in the face.
But he did call her a "ho" like three times.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
What happens if you punch a frequency
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︎ Aug 27 2020
I had a joke about a grizzly in my car but i always forget the punch line ..
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︎ Nov 11 2020
I lined up everybody I ever wanted to punch in the face
And this is what I call a punch line
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︎ Jul 04 2020
I bad to punch the mall Santa in the face...
He called my daughter a 'ho'! 3 times!!!
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︎ Aug 10 2020
What does your monitor tell you when you punch it for losing a game?
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︎ Jul 17 2020
Why is it wrong to punch the wall when youβre frustrated?
The wall has never been anything but supportive.
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︎ Mar 05 2020
My spy boyfriend had a punch machine accident.
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︎ Aug 08 2020
I asked my wife for a leather punch for my birthday
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︎ Apr 08 2020
I was at a party last night, waiting my turn to get to the punch bowl.
Everyone was being very polite, patient and not barging in.
Even between the laughing and joking, the women in front of me insisted that we swap places, so I could get mine first.
I thought to myself at last a decent punchline
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︎ Mar 28 2020
How did Batman defeat Calendar Man with one punch?
He hit him in his Week spot!
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︎ Apr 02 2020
Yβall better laugh at my pun or I will PUNch You
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︎ Jul 03 2019
I was so excited, I went straight to the punch bowl
Only afterwards did I realize I cut off the punchline
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︎ Feb 23 2020
A whole punch
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︎ Dec 31 2019
Why did the road punch the pogoing chicken?
He wouldn't be crossed like that
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︎ Mar 21 2020
No punch line.
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︎ Sep 07 2019
A student at prom was thirsty for some fruit punch, so he asked his friend, "where's the punch line?"
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︎ Nov 16 2019
The punch line is told first
How do you destroy a joke ?
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︎ Jan 19 2020
My dad tried to punch the fog today...
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︎ Mar 13 2019
Thereβs a room with two tables and ten people. One table has soup, and the other table has a punch bowl. All ten people are lined up at the soup table.
Nowβs when you ask: whereβs the punchline?
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︎ Nov 24 2019
My brother just told me to try and punch him.
When I went in for it he punched the counter top and shouted βcounter attack!β
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︎ Aug 31 2019
How do you take the βpunchβ from a punch line?
ββββββββββββ-
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︎ Jul 29 2019
I spotted a bunch of people in a long line and asked with a laugh "is this the punch line?"
One of them responded, "pho queue."
The guy lied. There wasn't any soup noodles.
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︎ May 13 2019
Looking for the punch line...
I found the food line and the coffee line, but I just want some punch.
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︎ Oct 30 2019
So I was at a party and no one was getting punch
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︎ Nov 09 2019
It would probably be a lot funnier if there was a punch line.
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︎ Mar 24 2019
The lines of the punch
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︎ Feb 20 2019
SOMEONE PUT A PICKLE IN MY GLASS OF HAWAIIAN PUNCH
I guess it's a TROP-PICKLE
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︎ Mar 27 2019
dem punch lines tho
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︎ Jan 04 2019
Wheres the punch line
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︎ Feb 20 2019
This one felt like a punch in the stomach.
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︎ Nov 23 2018
When I tell a joke, people always stop me before I get to the end of the punch line.
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︎ Apr 19 2019
If You Punch Yourself and It Hurts, Are You Weak or Are You Strong?
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︎ Dec 07 2018
Two kids were on the playground, about to get in a fight. One drew a line in the sand and told the other, βIf you cross this line, Iβll punch you in the face.β
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︎ Feb 16 2019
What do you call a punch mixed with a dog?
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︎ Mar 26 2019
However, he couldnβt, because the punch line is out of order.
A man at a party wanted to grab some punch, and he walked to the punch line.
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︎ Jan 01 2019
I was at a party when I realized there was a line to get a cup of lemonade and a line to get a cup of cola but there wasnβt a line to get punch.
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︎ Aug 23 2018
Reading a bad pun is like a punch in the gut
Itβs often hard to stomach
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︎ Mar 18 2018
A women got a wooden breast implant yesterday.... it would be a funny joke if this had a punch line...
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︎ Feb 11 2017
To the guy who stole my punch line.
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︎ Jan 17 2019
If I punch myself in the face and it hurts, am I strong or weak?
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︎ Mar 20 2018
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