Punch

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Punch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/H-memer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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A guy goes to a party,and was offered some punch

He drank a full glass.

He was offered a refill.

He declined.

The guy was one punch man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhshi14
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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So My my freind ask me if I wanted to get some punch

So we got some punch and left. This joke kinda fell flat since their wasn't even a punchline to begin with.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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I saw a guy punch a cow

How dairy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PHATstuFF21
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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I once saw a woman punch a Mall Santa in the face.

But he did call her a "ho" like three times.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Picker-Rick
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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What happens if you punch a frequency

It Hertz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsHR2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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I had a joke about a grizzly in my car but i always forget the punch line ..

Bear with me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/azzapro
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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I lined up everybody I ever wanted to punch in the face

And this is what I call a punch line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pink-team-leader
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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I bad to punch the mall Santa in the face...

He called my daughter a 'ho'! 3 times!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirDrew007
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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What does your monitor tell you when you punch it for losing a game?

That hertz!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M1shuTheOne
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Why is it wrong to punch the wall when you’re frustrated?

The wall has never been anything but supportive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/harrison-harrison
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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My spy boyfriend had a punch machine accident.

holey -Moley...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/not_flexy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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I asked my wife for a leather punch for my birthday

It's awl I want.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edzillion
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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I was at a party last night, waiting my turn to get to the punch bowl.

Everyone was being very polite, patient and not barging in.

Even between the laughing and joking, the women in front of me insisted that we swap places, so I could get mine first.

I thought to myself at last a decent punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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How did Batman defeat Calendar Man with one punch?

He hit him in his Week spot!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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Y’all better laugh at my pun or I will PUNch You
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MemeHutz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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I was so excited, I went straight to the punch bowl

Only afterwards did I realize I cut off the punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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A whole punch
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HashIsTrending
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Why did the road punch the pogoing chicken?

He wouldn't be crossed like that

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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No punch line.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coadnamedalex
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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A student at prom was thirsty for some fruit punch, so he asked his friend, "where's the punch line?"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seb_04
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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The punch line is told first

How do you destroy a joke ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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My dad tried to punch the fog today...

he mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NuccSucc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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There’s a room with two tables and ten people. One table has soup, and the other table has a punch bowl. All ten people are lined up at the soup table.

Now’s when you ask: where’s the punchline?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elizaa22
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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My brother just told me to try and punch him.

When I went in for it he punched the counter top and shouted β€œcounter attack!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Migeistabello
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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How do you take the β€˜punch’ from a punch line?

β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”-

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Innarhythm
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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I spotted a bunch of people in a long line and asked with a laugh "is this the punch line?"

One of them responded, "pho queue."

The guy lied. There wasn't any soup noodles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/testmonkeyalpha
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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Looking for the punch line...

I found the food line and the coffee line, but I just want some punch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frankmcc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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So I was at a party and no one was getting punch
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kalebsantos
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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It would probably be a lot funnier if there was a punch line.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/5_Frog_Margin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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The lines of the punch
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoomBlade101
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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SOMEONE PUT A PICKLE IN MY GLASS OF HAWAIIAN PUNCH

I guess it's a TROP-PICKLE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SugarZest
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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dem punch lines tho
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fury55001337
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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Wheres the punch line
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kluferfmernder
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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This one felt like a punch in the stomach.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eric8he
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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When I tell a joke, people always stop me before I get to the end of the punch line.

All I want is a drink

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SandyHoey
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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If You Punch Yourself and It Hurts, Are You Weak or Are You Strong?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hour4masterpiece
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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Two kids were on the playground, about to get in a fight. One drew a line in the sand and told the other, β€œIf you cross this line, I’ll punch you in the face.”

That was the punch line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingInTheNorth57
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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What do you call a punch mixed with a dog?

A pup-percut!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wabradshaw
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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However, he couldn’t, because the punch line is out of order.

A man at a party wanted to grab some punch, and he walked to the punch line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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I was at a party when I realized there was a line to get a cup of lemonade and a line to get a cup of cola but there wasn’t a line to get punch.

There was no punch line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr1nsanity
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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Reading a bad pun is like a punch in the gut

It’s often hard to stomach

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JokerxGaming1527
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2018
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A women got a wooden breast implant yesterday.... it would be a funny joke if this had a punch line...

Wooden tit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeestars
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2017
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To the guy who stole my punch line.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NINJAQKk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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If I punch myself in the face and it hurts, am I strong or weak?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lala_vroom
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2018
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