The punchline always come before the joke
What is the worst part about time travel jokes?
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︎ Mar 23 2021
To the guy who stole my punchline...
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︎ Mar 10 2021
What do you call a stupid person who canβt understand punchlines?
&~β¬βeofijΒ£>~>Β£β¬Β£
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︎ Apr 02 2021
I was trying to think of a really good punchline. This is as best as I can do
Floyd mayweather, Mike Tyson, Deontay Wilder and Earnie Shavers
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︎ Feb 25 2021
Just realised itβs Pancake Day.... (different punchline)
that means everybody has Cake Day...
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︎ Feb 16 2021
So Iβm at dinner with the fam, telling the joke about what the kid with no arms got for Christmas (we still donβt know because he hasnβt opened them yet)...I set it up...a friend of mine at work has a kid...no arms...and deliver the punchline...
And my 10 year old son, completely deadpan, tells me
βDad, I knew that story wasnβt real because you donβt have any friendsβ
π»π»ππβ οΈβ οΈ It took me a solid 5 minutes to stop laughing.
I have achieved Dad level 10 at raising my kids
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︎ Jan 10 2021
I put the punchline to this joke on Mr.Jackman's head.
If you don't get it, joke's on Hugh.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Why did the chicken cross the road? (Punchline is different)
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Why is six afraid of seven? (Punchline is not what you think)
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Jokes with crappy three-word punchlines that rely on irony aren't funny
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︎ Nov 16 2020
No joke includes a punchline about the maginot line
I guess it's easier to go around it
Edit: typo
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︎ Dec 07 2020
[META] Dad jokes should be clean, not just groan-inducing. That's what makes it a Dad joke, we can tell it to the kids in front of Mom and not get in trouble (other than maybe for the punchline).
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︎ Oct 29 2019
Ever have your kid come up with a better punchline than your original?
I went to ask my daughter:
Where do you park when you visit the moon?
(Originally I was gonna say at the parking meteor!)
But straight faced she replies:
Anywhere you can find space.
Then she grinned... (she knew what she was doing)... space dad. get it? in space....
Totally out dad joked by my own daughter.
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︎ Jan 24 2020
Wow, the punchline was pretty shocking
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︎ Jun 11 2020
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︎ Oct 03 2020
Give βem the punchline first!
How do you tell a good joke about time travel?
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︎ Jun 15 2020
Whereβs the punchline?
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︎ May 14 2020
What do you call a comedian who canβt remember the punchline
Idk Iβm the one whoβs asking
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︎ Jul 07 2019
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
This is supposed to be empty but the auto-moderator spoiled my joke.
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︎ Sep 04 2020
A pumpkin spiced latte joke should contain the set up, followed by the punchline and
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︎ Sep 26 2020
Believe it of not, the punchline is 22,112. "Wun-Wun" was one horse, "Tu-Tu" was one too. Wun-Wun won one race,
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︎ Sep 12 2020
You say the punchline first
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︎ Jan 06 2020
I hate it when a joke doesn't have a punchline.
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︎ Dec 31 2018
The punchline
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a long time but he gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually gets the limo. He goes to buy her flowers and the line at the florist is really long, but he eventually gets them. At prom, his girlfriend asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there is no punchline.
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︎ Jun 06 2020
I knew this girl who wanted bigger boobs, but couldn't afford proper implants, so she had her uncle make her a false set out of pine.Would be great if I had a punchline to go with that though,
Would be great if I had a punchline to go with that though, wooden tit?
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︎ Apr 26 2020
People say a lot of punchlines in my jokes are incorrectly formulated. Hmm, maybe that's why most of my posts here got...
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︎ Apr 23 2020
The punchline is in the description.
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︎ Jul 24 2019
Can you help me write a punchline for a joke about trees?
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︎ May 19 2019
I realised jokes without punchline are funnier
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︎ Dec 16 2019
There's no punchline
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︎ Jan 10 2019
The Pun is in the Punchline
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︎ Feb 17 2019
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︎ Oct 20 2019
Personally I prefer Oak on October 10th (punchline in post)...
Cause I 10/10 wood recommend.
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︎ Oct 10 2019
Reminder: Please don't include the punchline in the topic.
Howdy punsters!
Please remember when posting to /r/puns that the punchline should be in the post itself, not the topic. Puns should be self-explanatory. If you have to explain it, please do so in the comments. We've had a lot of puns lately, especially images, ruined before clicking on them when the whole thing was spoiled in the topic line.
Up to now, we've been assigning "for shame" flair when this happens, but it's become very common lately. As a result, posts with punchlines in the topic will be removed.
Thanks!
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︎ Apr 01 2018
What do you call the punchline to a joke about zombies having a gift exchange?
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︎ Jun 01 2019
Batman punchline
Bruce died. He was unsuccessful in saving Gotham city.
Wakes up in heaven to see God standing right in front of him.
God tells him it's alright.
"Bruce Alrighty."
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︎ Mar 21 2019
Why did the chicken cross the road? (Punchline is different)
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︎ Sep 05 2020
The punchline comes before the joke.
What's the worst thing about time travel jokes?
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︎ Aug 25 2020
A joke without a punchline is like
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︎ Dec 10 2019
The punchline comes before the question.
What's the worst part about time traveling jokes?
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︎ Sep 08 2018
This joke has no punchline, here's why
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︎ Sep 13 2019
The punchline comes before the question.
What's the worst part about time traveling jokes?
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︎ Jun 17 2019
the punchline comes first.
Time travel jokes donβt work because
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︎ Nov 21 2019
What do you call a Reddit joke without a punchline?
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︎ Jun 14 2019
A joke becomes a dad joke when the punchline is apparent
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︎ Nov 11 2019
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
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