The punchline always come before the joke

What is the worst part about time travel jokes?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/homepreplive
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To the guy who stole my punchline...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iMakeCrap
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What do you call a stupid person who can’t understand punchlines?

&~€’eofijΒ£>~>£€£

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ARandomEggman
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I was trying to think of a really good punchline. This is as best as I can do

Floyd mayweather, Mike Tyson, Deontay Wilder and Earnie Shavers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DapperDavidYT
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Just realised it’s Pancake Day.... (different punchline)

that means everybody has Cake Day...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielsoft1
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So I’m at dinner with the fam, telling the joke about what the kid with no arms got for Christmas (we still don’t know because he hasn’t opened them yet)...I set it up...a friend of mine at work has a kid...no arms...and deliver the punchline...

And my 10 year old son, completely deadpan, tells me

β€˜Dad, I knew that story wasn’t real because you don’t have any friends’

πŸ‘»πŸ‘»πŸ’€πŸ’€β˜ οΈβ˜ οΈ It took me a solid 5 minutes to stop laughing.

I have achieved Dad level 10 at raising my kids

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themeatspin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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I put the punchline to this joke on Mr.Jackman's head.

If you don't get it, joke's on Hugh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/digiBeLow
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Why did the chicken cross the road? (Punchline is different)

different

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gamerx1353
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Why is six afraid of seven? (Punchline is not what you think)

not what you think

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KarateKid84Fan
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Jokes with crappy three-word punchlines that rely on irony aren't funny

or are they?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheburik76
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No joke includes a punchline about the maginot line

I guess it's easier to go around it

Edit: typo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AtomicApex_
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[META] Dad jokes should be clean, not just groan-inducing. That's what makes it a Dad joke, we can tell it to the kids in front of Mom and not get in trouble (other than maybe for the punchline).
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πŸ‘€︎ u/b6a6a6l
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Ever have your kid come up with a better punchline than your original?

I went to ask my daughter:

Where do you park when you visit the moon?

(Originally I was gonna say at the parking meteor!)

But straight faced she replies:

Anywhere you can find space.

Then she grinned... (she knew what she was doing)... space dad. get it? in space....

Totally out dad joked by my own daughter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leyline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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Wow, the punchline was pretty shocking
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πŸ‘€︎ u/milk-is-bad
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Why did the chicken cross the road? (Punchline is different) /r/AntiJokes/comments/i2f…
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Give β€˜em the punchline first!

How do you tell a good joke about time travel?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bebelmatman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Where’s the punchline?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/holymolybreath
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What do you call a comedian who can’t remember the punchline

Idk I’m the one who’s asking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kidsdyinginside
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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

This is supposed to be empty but the auto-moderator spoiled my joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knanshon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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A pumpkin spiced latte joke should contain the set up, followed by the punchline and

Cost about $4.50

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πŸ‘€︎ u/junior_bqx2
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Believe it of not, the punchline is 22,112. "Wun-Wun" was one horse, "Tu-Tu" was one too. Wun-Wun won one race,

Tu-Tu won one too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/H_G_Bells
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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You say the punchline first

How do you ruin a joke?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/generalofbread
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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I hate it when a joke doesn't have a punchline.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CorruptedKing87
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The punchline

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a long time but he gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually gets the limo. He goes to buy her flowers and the line at the florist is really long, but he eventually gets them. At prom, his girlfriend asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there is no punchline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trigger00006
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I knew this girl who wanted bigger boobs, but couldn't afford proper implants, so she had her uncle make her a false set out of pine.Would be great if I had a punchline to go with that though,

Would be great if I had a punchline to go with that though, wooden tit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAMBiSH
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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People say a lot of punchlines in my jokes are incorrectly formulated. Hmm, maybe that's why most of my posts here got...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KevinK15
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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The punchline is in the description.

In the description.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hssndyssup
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Can you help me write a punchline for a joke about trees?

Because I'm Stumped!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Murphy223
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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I realised jokes without punchline are funnier

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bandenman
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There's no punchline
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swayre
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The Pun is in the Punchline
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aevaeternity
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Why did the chicken cross the road? (I promise the punchline is original) reddit.com/r/AntiJokes/co…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mrj760
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Personally I prefer Oak on October 10th (punchline in post)...

Cause I 10/10 wood recommend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanp08
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Reminder: Please don't include the punchline in the topic.

Howdy punsters!

Please remember when posting to /r/puns that the punchline should be in the post itself, not the topic. Puns should be self-explanatory. If you have to explain it, please do so in the comments. We've had a lot of puns lately, especially images, ruined before clicking on them when the whole thing was spoiled in the topic line.

Up to now, we've been assigning "for shame" flair when this happens, but it's become very common lately. As a result, posts with punchlines in the topic will be removed.

Thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Batshit_Betty
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What do you call the punchline to a joke about zombies having a gift exchange?

A dead giveaway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
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Batman punchline

Bruce died. He was unsuccessful in saving Gotham city. Wakes up in heaven to see God standing right in front of him. God tells him it's alright. "Bruce Alrighty."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WriterForStuff
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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Why did the chicken cross the road? (Punchline is different)

Different

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majin_Buu22
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The punchline comes before the joke.

What's the worst thing about time travel jokes?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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A joke without a punchline is like
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bogtownboy
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The punchline comes before the question.

What's the worst part about time traveling jokes?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lorde_Farquad
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This joke has no punchline, here's why

Why.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDictator26
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The punchline comes before the question.

What's the worst part about time traveling jokes?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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the punchline comes first.

Time travel jokes don’t work because

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πŸ‘€︎ u/loonmaster2
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What do you call a Reddit joke without a punchline?

Clickbait

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puggoamber
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A joke becomes a dad joke when the punchline is apparent
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatzombiemom
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What do you call a joke without a punchline?
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