A snickerdoodle!
Three.
HeHeHe
It will change the breed of your dog into a snicker-doodle.
The laughing stock exchange
It was no laughing matter.
Tea-he-he
Because the grass tickles their balls under their kilts.
When my dad is driving my mom and I places, any time he sees a 'Stop Ahead' sign, he immediately places his hand on my mom's forehead. She groans and sighs and I just chuckle in the back seat.
She had come home with a bag of groceries and in it was a bunch of broccoli tied together with some yellow rubber tape. It kind of looked like a crime scene when she laid it on the counter. So I asked her, "Did you hear from the eyewitness that saw this broccoli murder?" She said No. So I say, "One guy saw two other broccoli gangsters roll up and shoot the guy. Then they both jumped in their car and the gangster told his driver to floret
So bad, but it got her good.
We were talking about my semester overseas.
Me: I miss being abroad.
Boyfriend: Oh baby, you're still a broad.
Ten tickles.
