There was a man who read a joke so funny that he died of laughter.

After reading it, the authorities all agreed that it was a killer joke.

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If a male person bursts into laughter...

... can he then be accused of manslaughter?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blan_Uator
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I bellowed with laughter
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A man died from excessive laughter.

It was manslaughter!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Did you hear Hawaii has banned loud laughter?

Yeah, especially when using the same recycled joke 50 million times.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nyrfankt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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In laughter, the 'L' comes first...

The rest of the letters comes 'aughter' it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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I told my friend a joke and he fell on the floor from laughter

I guess some people cant stand jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OshriM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Sauces tell me that you mayo die of laughter at this pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_like_miniwheats
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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They say laughter is the best medicine but where do you get it?

The ha-spital.

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In times like these, laughter is essential. I don't have much, but for the ever vigilant mod team and you, the subscribers of /r/DadJokes, please allow me to offer this open letter...

C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Im dieing of laughter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItzYaBoi25
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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Typically you can hear laughter from most jokes, but beware of jokes with bad puns...

They are sigh-lent but Dadly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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In the word Laughter, the letter L comes first

the rest of the letters come aughter it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/man_nowhere
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Made with RAW talent *insert laughter*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smithereenn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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I'm coffin of laughter.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dhastroyer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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A child's laughter is the best thing you can hear.

Unless it's 3 am in your house and you don't have children.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crispycrown
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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*maniacal laughter*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Delux_Takeover
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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Shameful laughter inserted here
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I’m howling with laughter.
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Died of laughter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bii345
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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People dying from laughter are why the quest for immortality is no joke.

We are all doomed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RuskiHuski
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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For some contagious laughter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dr_wetness
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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Saw this on my work break...had me verte-braying with laughter.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blacksmokealice
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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You can't have manslaughter without laughter. reddit.com/r/oneliners/co…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/evamPUNdit
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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Bad vegetable puns don’t produce laughter.

It’s a rotten experience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chexmp
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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I did the Macarena, the Mashed Potato, the Funky Chicken and had my young daughter absolutely rolling over with laughter. My wife had a face like thunder though and hissed…

"Get off my mother's grave, NOW!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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This made me bro my head back in laughter.

Bro 1: Anything happen while i was gone? Bro 2: (who thinks he can speak spanish) nada thing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thinkcriticaler
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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These fish puns will make you drown in laughter

What are fish that star in movies called?

Starfish

How do you tuna fish?

Adjust their scales

What do you tell a fish when its overreacting?

You need to clam down

That's enough fish puns for today

We should scale back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TstoDmk615
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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ROFL with peels of laughter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kauntest
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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I was walking down the street when a group of kids threw a block of cheese off me, they burst into laughter and I yelled

β€œThat’s not mature is it”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrowerNotAShower2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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My husband just nearly made me drop my sandwich with laughter

Him: Did you hear about the famous scientist who was also a father and a cannibal?

Me: confused stare

Him: Thomas Ate-his-son.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Misogynist-ist
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How does Elon Musk measure his kids laughter?

In gigglewatts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucidus_somniorum
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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waves of laughter ensued

Sooooo... my oldest daughter curled her sister's hair this weekend... on the way home I started waving at her until she looked at me and asked me what I was doing... I told her that her hair was all wavy so I was waving back. She had the usual split second involuntary smile at the the corners of her mouth before she gave me a you-son-of-a-@#$%!-look ( http://imgur.com/D0UHimq )... because my kids refuse to acknowledge how funny I am... I laughed... and laughed...and I'm still laughing about it today...

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My dad has told this one a hundred times and it still brings him to tears from laughter

So there was a high school dance and at that dance there was a boy with a wooden eye and a girl with a hair lip. The boy walks over to her and asks her if she would like to dance. "Oh would I!", she says. He responds saying, "shut up hair lip!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/llamalord421
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Dad said it wasn't funny, my tears of laughter said otherwise

My family and I are going to Greek Town this weekend

Dad - "What do you normally get at Greek restaurants?"

Me - "I dunno, I look at the menu and it is all Greek to me."

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Laughter is the best medicine, right?

I work in a hospital. I was working with a patient who had a few injuries on only the left side of his body. Just before I left his room, the sentence "You know, if we just cut off the left side of your body, you'll be all right." slipped out of my mouth. The nurses all looked at me with disappointment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fides-et-Gratia
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2013
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So my dad just laid this one on me and started howling with laughter...

A man gets into a very serious car accident on the highway and has to be rushed to the hospital. After he comes to, he is told that his whole left side is paralyzed and likely won't ever work again. To this the man said "well doctor, how am i supposed to live?" to which the doctor replied "don't worry sir, you'll be All Right."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shredswithwheat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2013
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Got my 8 year old brother with double pun, that left him in silence and me in laughter (as usual)

Playing soccer with my 8 year old brother (I'm sortve like an uncle to him) when he then says his eye is hurting.

Me: Really are you okay?

Him: Yeah it's alright. It happens sometimes when I'm reading and i can't make out the words.

Me: (thinking he may have dyslexia) Oh really, what happens to the words when you try to read them?

Him: I can't read them. Sometimes words just moosh together, like "they" and "are" become one word, it's weird.

Me: Maybe you just have conjunctivitis!

XD

(Then had to explain what "conjunctivitis" and a "conjunction" is - still a win in my books)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Behemoth_The_Cat
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Dadjoked this morning. Cue sporadic fits of laughter.

Me: I feel bad for Mitt Romney. Mitt is such a stupid name. What kind of parent names their kid Mitt?

Dad: Well gee, I think it fits like a glove!

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In the word Laughter, the letter L comes first

the rest of the letters come aughter it.

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