I told my brother ten jokes to make him laugh...

No pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cubres
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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How can I get someone to hang out with me, laugh at each other’s jokes, and maybe share some fun platonic experiences together throughout our lives?

Asking for a friend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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When visiting Hawaii, you're not allowed to laugh out loud.

Only a low ha.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaceAltair
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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I got banned from Hawaii for having a loud laugh

All they accept is a low ha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/solanimus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Do you know why laughing gas makes you laugh?

Because it smells funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomSFox
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Only people sorting by new can see this gem. (Evil laugh)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnsteadyKoala
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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How many fingers does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten Tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RootbeerDreams
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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I posted this on r/memes a while ago and it didn't blow up or somthing. I am just so proud of this it makes me laugh every time
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πŸ‘€︎ u/or2072
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Do Hawaiians laugh out loud?

Or is it just a low ha?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redditorhowie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?"

"Ten tickles."

I'm so proud to bring you this super high quality dad joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Actually made my wife laugh today

My daughter and I were playing with the toy story toys. Bopeep had to see the doctor and I said I don't trust ducky as the doctor. I think he's a quack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No-re-Gretzkys
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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How do you make an octopus laugh?

Give it ten tickles (tentacles).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CAra_CHAOS
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Haha made me laugh at my own meme
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πŸ‘€︎ u/note_than62
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Haha now laugh

Why did the old man fell into the well? Because he couldn't see that well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bruh12340987
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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What type of writing makes everyone laugh?

arTICKLE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OctColorados
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

ten-tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shaystibelman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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How does a color laugh?

Hue Hue Hue.
edit: im dumb

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ineedapapaya
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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*This is a literal Dad Joke my father used to tell when I was a kid about 30 years ago. He's almost 80 now and it still makes him laugh.* - So, there was this man named James Fart. Everybody made fun of him since he was very young. "James Fart! James Fart" the bullies used to make him cry...

He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:

-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!

Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.

-Ok, so... your current name is.. Β·chucklesΒ· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...

-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.

After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.

-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?

-Charles Fart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gone11gone11
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hand in its pocket and tickle its balls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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My teacher having a laugh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fonso-reddit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we were as kids.

But I laugh more.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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My wife went into labor today, so I read the front page of /r/DadJokes to her as a distraction from the pain. Unfortunately, she didn’t laugh once, was clearly not amused and I have no idea why...

It must have been the delivery...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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Every fall, after all the foliage falls from my trees, the trees suddenly sprout new foliage. It makes me laugh.

I guess I like the comic releaf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Tentacles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/citrusdeluxe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.

No pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Surabar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Why didn’t my boyfriend laugh at my awesome ice cream joke?

Because he was laughtose intolerant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hankyep
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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This made me laugh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CRIMBOSTEX
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octupus laugh?

Ten tickles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stanusNat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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I showed ten puns to my family to make them laugh

No pun in ten did :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/levonsafaryan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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Today at dinner, my little brother asked me who a skeleton’s favorite celebrity is. I asked who, then he proceeded to Skeletor laugh and say....

.... Pelvis Presley

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedBeard308
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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No one ever laughs at my sausage jokes.

probably because they're the wurst

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What do you call a group of dogs that don’t laugh at your jokes?

A ruff crowd

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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What can you get from a squid that will make you laugh?

Ten tickles.

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It maybe posted here already, as it seams old, but i had a good laugh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dick4Stone
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

10 tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chennai_buzzer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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*Laughs in Toucan*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/outerjuice
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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*Play laugh track*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainCamoroni
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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How many tickles must you give a squid to make it laugh ?

Ten tickles !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BurritoWithDreads
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rapperlxccdwn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Every week, at a comedy club I tell a joke about Peter Pan and nobody laughs.

The joke neverlands.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/one_pun_man_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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How do you make a scientist laugh?

You give him a mathematickle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WarDrumsGaming
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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What do you call an exam that makes you laugh?

A test-tickle!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jjsoto6003
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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I know a bunch of jokes about retired people but people don’t laugh

No matter how funny I try and make them , they just don’t work

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πŸ‘€︎ u/giceman715
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Ten Tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGoodExample
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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How many tickles does in take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tigeresco
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

10 tickles

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