My boss always laughed at my jokes at work but since the pandemic she never laughs at them in Zoom chats. I asked her why doesn't she laugh at them anymore.

She replied, "Because your jokes aren't remotely funny."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
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One time I posted 10 jokes in a row, hoping at least one would make Dads laugh on r/dadjokes

Sadly, no pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
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Due to complaints, Hawaii passed a law where you're not allowed to laugh above a certain decibel

You can only use a low ha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Da_Brootalz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27
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You know it's a great dadjoke when you say something and your family groans, but the stranger dad behind you laughs.

I was out looking at beds with the family.

Wife: "I really like this bed."

Me: "I like it too, but I think this one is bedder."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21
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How does a candy bar laugh

It snickers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whyitdoiexist
πŸ“…︎ May 24
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Does Hawaii allow loud laughs?

Or just a low ha?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ May 17
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You know what makes me laugh.....

My facial muscles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 17
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I failed miserably trying to make the nurse laugh while getting my first dose of the vaccine.

She told me to come back in a month for another shot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PatDubzz
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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What do you do to make an octopus laugh?

Give him ten tickles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superuglypotate
πŸ“…︎ May 09
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I am the punisher, feel my laugh!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmIARealPerson
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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Do they allow loud, big, hearty laughs in Hawaii?

Or does it have to be aloha?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lifelink
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29
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There are jokes that, while not a barrel of laughs, are still firkin funny.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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What do you call a girl who laughs out loud?

LOLA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarefulLibran
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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Why can’t dinosaurs laugh?

Because they are extinct

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πŸ‘€︎ u/havenotredditt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21
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I keep seeing the same joke that it takes ten tickles to make an octopus laugh. Can we stop with the harassing of sea life and just...

Cuttlefish instead?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevographic
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28
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How does helium laugh?

HeHeHeHe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yududa
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16
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What’s the best way to make a tree laugh?

Tell it acorn-y joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dumbstupidhuman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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Ninjas never laugh...

They none-chuckle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Finneagan
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

TEN TICKLES !

Okay I’ll see myself out.

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April Fools Jokes don’t get any big laughs in Hawaii.

They only get a low β€˜Ha’.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwoValiant
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01
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How did God make sure Adam had a deep masculine laugh?

He gave him 2 test tickles

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If you don't laugh, Moooooove along ;)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastyZ71
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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It is that level of cringe when you have to laugh
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How can I get someone to hang out with me, laugh at each other’s jokes, and maybe share some fun platonic experiences together throughout our lives?

Asking for a friend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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This makes me laugh every time
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πŸ‘€︎ u/prowookie5000
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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No-one laughs when I respond to "How was the gym?" with

"Heavy."

It's like my jokes carry no weight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Inarus06
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
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I once asked a Hawaiian if he had a high pitched laugh.

He said mahalo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jetz92
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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You'll laugh at almost anything, but when I joke about how a noisy animal has become a synonym for silence...

...it's crickets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotTooSpecial
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
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I made the Judge laugh so hard

I was guilty of Mans laughter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derkix5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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Why didn’t the monster laugh at the ghosts joke?

Because he was full of sheet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HogSlayin4dayz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14
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What's the Kraken gonna give you that'll make you laugh uncontrollably?

Ten Tickles!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZombieCrazy55
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21
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So last night my boyfriend left the bedroom door open to get more heat in the room because there are more heating vents in the hallway than in the bedroom. I said, "You might say it's eVENTful." He didn't laugh. So then I said, "You'll laugh eVENTually."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lovina9
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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I'm really bad at getting a laugh with a joke about USPS.

It always gets lost in the delivery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/99-bottlesofbeer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11
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I made a girl in a wheelchair laugh today.

She was rollin’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheClincher7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls. (Saw this on twitter thought it was hilarious)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sprizys
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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Due to noise complaints, they passed a law in Hawaii that you’re no longer allowed to laugh above a certain decibel...

Now you can only use a low ha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedudenamedjay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27
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Did you know in the 1950’s Hawaii passed a law that people were not allowed to laugh above a certain decibel due to too many noise complaints?

Now you can only do a-low-ha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/your-turn
πŸ“…︎ May 19
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bhackert
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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I told my brother ten jokes to make him laugh...

No pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cubres
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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How many times do you have to tickle an octopus before he’ll laugh?

Ten Tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freewave07
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles.

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Why cant dinosaurs laugh?

Because they are extinct

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JPXR_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21
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Do they allow loud laughs in Hawaii?

Or just a low ha?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bryanBr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

#Ten Tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssr0203
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh

Ten-Tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kkshitij4_exe
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