*This is a literal Dad Joke my father used to tell when I was a kid about 30 years ago. He's almost 80 now and it still makes him laugh.* - So, there was this man named James Fart. Everybody made fun of him since he was very young. "James Fart! James Fart" the bullies used to make him cry...

He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:

-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!

Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.

-Ok, so... your current name is.. Β·chucklesΒ· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...

-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.

After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.

-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?

-Charles Fart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gone11gone11
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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we were as kids.

But I laugh more.

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This made me laugh
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Why did I laugh at this?
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This made me laugh more that it should
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALPHAOMEGA20001
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I didn’t expect to laugh at these, but they have groan on me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/britoptimus
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How do you make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/De5haune
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*Laughs in Toucan*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/outerjuice
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My wife and I always laugh at how competitive we are

But i laugh more.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PH4nTo8
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How many tickles does it take to make and octopus laugh?

8?

No.... it’s ten. Ten-tickles. πŸ™

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marc--
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My jokes about dropping pancakes never get a laugh.

They keep falling flat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RAClef
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So I gave my friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh.

Sadly, no pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abdullahmnsr2
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Made my girlfriend laugh at first, then make a pained sound when she got it. 10/10 dad joke in my opinion. /r/Jokes/comments/fu5vmq/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordPirateDuck
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Don't laugh. This is sirius.
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Why can’t a dinosaur laugh?

Because they’re extinct.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-polymath
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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How many puns made me laugh?

No pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MindStudio
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I don’t know why, but there’s just something about a duck sitting on the roof of a house that makes me mad and makes me laugh, too

This morning there were two, I was quite conflicted. it was a real paradux.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cgvt
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What starts with me, ends with me, and though often makes people laugh, will be the downfall of society?

meme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
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Made me laugh 😁
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cas_chaoticstar
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Made me laugh
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My sister and I often laugh about how competitive we are

I laugh more

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yashrajt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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I told almost a dozen dad jokes yesterday, and I hoped at least one would get a laugh.

No pun in ten did.

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I jokingly asked my mailman if they test all packages for coronavirus, but he didn't laugh, and now I'm not receiving any letters.

I think my delivery may be off.

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How many of those jokes made me laugh?

No pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lwp1331
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26
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I got these for Christmas. None are very GOUDA, but they’re so stupid I still laugh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Audv11
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-ticles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JBaczuk
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I was driving this girl to her house and told her that I wasn't good with directions, she laugh at me...

So I just right her left there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EvanThepuncake
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Why did no one in the King's court laugh when the King farted ?

Because noble gases don't cause a reaction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21
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My best friend and I always laugh about how competitive we are

I laugh the most

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*laugh*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedditGamerboy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
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My friend used to say this all the time when someone disagreed with an opinion of his. Not sure if it’s appropriate for this sub, but it still makes me laugh when used today.

β€œWell, there are two kinds of people in this world. Those who are, and those who are not, my uncle.”

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Helium jokes make me laugh

HeHeHe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rohlnik
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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Actually made me laugh gender fluid means you arent binary to one gender and transgender mean you do not identify as the gender assigned to you at birth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Noobs_rule3n
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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My wife’s boob job really made me laugh

Silly cones

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles....

I’m not sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ironblood11
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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*laugh*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedditGamerboy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
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It’s one schisty pun after another and they make me laugh no matter how crumbly they are.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theemptyqueue
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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Saw this sign in front of a hair salon and it made me laugh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NefariousTyke
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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I kneeded to laugh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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It took me 11 puns to finally make my friend laugh...

... because no pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattTheKat86
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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I was telling a joke about an electric drill.. but it didn’t make anyone laugh

I think I screwed up the punch line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ohm_B
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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I hate that this made me laugh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NiaC56
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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The author of Harry Potter didn't make me laugh

Jk Rowling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsm1994
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My dad didn't laugh so hopefully you'll enjoy.

Chatting on the phone with my dad while he was at work.

Dad "I've got a light on my helmet so I look like a miner"

Me "No, I would say you look about 40"

Not even a chuckle from him πŸ˜’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T1TZILLA1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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I can’t make people laugh

no pun intended

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jun-seba
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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My friend doesn’t think puns are funny, so I told him my top ten to see if any could make him laugh.

No pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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What do you call a car that laughs?

A lmaousine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gerubaburba
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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I got in trouble for making someone laugh in Court

Got charged with man's laughter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gone_Aria
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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I know this awesome guy who created a perfect joke everyone still laughs at after 34 years.

Thanks for everything, dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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How do you make an octopus laugh?

Give it Ten tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viverator
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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What happens when an egg laughs?

It cracks up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weiderman316
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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Sometimes i tell dad jokes, sometimes he laughs.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/y3ahboiy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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This made me laugh too hard
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheesyguy4
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?.

10-tickles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sophiiie_rebeca27
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Please laugh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kartoffelmeaw
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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Do you know what really makes me laugh? Facial muscles.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Okidety1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Redditors should travel to space for a laugh

because the joke is always in the comets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johngreenink
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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Why did the necromancer laugh at the ritual sacrifice?

He misplaced his sacrificial bones with his HUMERUS ones!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatsMrRobert2U
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Y’all better laugh at my pun or I will PUNch You
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MemeHutz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Tentacles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrBatman23
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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My laugh for today
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fin____
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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β€œHow do evil cows laugh when they are being bad?”

β€œMoooooooo-wa-hahahahaha.”

From my 10yo who said he might want to be a comedian when he grows up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yeoshua82
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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How I get my toddler to laugh every time she "gets hurt"

Me: omg sweetie, bring me my phone

Daughter: daddy, I said I got hurt (whimpering voice)

Me: im calling nine- waaaan-waaaan ...(pretends to hang up the phone)...the waaambumance is on the way

Daughter: there's no waaaan waaaan on your phone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bvillebball31
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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I don't always tell dad jokes, but when I do, he laughs.

Didn't make this, just remember it really well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jabolka
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Damnit guys laugh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatsDoom
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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People used to laugh at me because I wanted to be a comedian.

Well nobody’s laughing now!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommyBVT
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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I'm a pretty funny guy, everytime I make a joke atleast 1 person laughs

Unfortunately I'm usually the only one!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brimroth
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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Saw rhis jewel. Had a good laugh.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shiro_Miyano
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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I bet someone all of my laundry that I could make them laugh

There's a lot on the line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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*laughs in communism
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πŸ‘€︎ u/frogGuardian
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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Laugh

Me: Goes to grocery store and buys milk. Cashier: Would you like the milk in the bag. Me: No you can leave it in the jug.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Etheranad
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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Why does the boxer never make you laugh?

He's out of punchlines

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skellegun
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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*laughs in Elon musk*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/redbamboo226
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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My dad forwarded me an email of his top 10 favorite puns, and asked if any of them made me laugh...

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did

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πŸ‘€︎ u/avec_serif
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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This made me laugh so hard... More than I should have, for sure
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaxTitanium
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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Police laugh at this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/plasmabro
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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A classic but it still makes me laugh.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CitrusThomas
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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My friend tried stand-up comedy and making jokes about eyeballs and their fluids. No one would laugh.

I can't blame them; it was vitreous humour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Wow i have to take onenote from that guy, made me laugh so bad i had to go to the DOC
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πŸ‘€︎ u/flareflo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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How do you make an egg laugh?

You tell it a funny yolk.

I hear it really cracks them up.

Alright, alright omelet you get on with your day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stevehrowe2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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I made a lady laugh at work. I asked her why she was returning these kids clothes and she said she husband didn't like them. I replied that he must be very tiny.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnny_Two_Timez
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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Advice for girls: Find a man with a job, a man that makes you laugh, a man who doesn't lie to you, and a man who spoils you.

And make sure that these four men don't know each other.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Thought you guys would laugh
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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Why do dwarfs laugh when they run

Because the grass tickles there balls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Treegut6
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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Saved this a year ago and it still made me laugh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/42069memeking
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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I still laugh every time i see this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/deadstroke-gts
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and say, "That's a girl's name!" Terry shoots you.

You have died of dissin' Terry.

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I like bird jokes...they always seem to get at least a laugh or two

Except the fowl ones...those don’t always land

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ekrub1022
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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Ninety percent of my jokes don’t make people laugh

But one of every pun in ten did

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gasface
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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This liter-ally made me laugh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/oHoax
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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Why do Leprechauns laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aplay1
πŸ“…︎ May 19
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I gave my friend ten puns to make him laugh but sadly

No puns in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mateen-kun
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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Do you know what really makes me laugh? Facial muscles.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Okidety1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Sometimes I tell dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/merrideo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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How many tickles does is take to make an octopus laugh?

Tentacles

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