My boss always laughed at my jokes at work but since the pandemic she never laughs at them in Zoom chats. I asked her why doesn't she laugh at them anymore.
She replied, "Because your jokes aren't remotely funny."
One time I posted 10 jokes in a row, hoping at least one would make Dads laugh on r/dadjokes
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
Due to complaints, Hawaii passed a law where you're not allowed to laugh above a certain decibel
You can only use a low ha
You know it's a great dadjoke when you say something and your family groans, but the stranger dad behind you laughs.
I was out looking at beds with the family.
Wife: "I really like this bed."
Me: "I like it too, but I think this one is bedder."
How does a candy bar laugh
Does Hawaii allow loud laughs?
You know what makes me laugh.....
I failed miserably trying to make the nurse laugh while getting my first dose of the vaccine.
She told me to come back in a month for another shot.
What do you do to make an octopus laugh?
I am the punisher, feel my laugh!
Do they allow loud, big, hearty laughs in Hawaii?
Or does it have to be aloha?
There are jokes that, while not a barrel of laughs, are still firkin funny.
What do you call a girl who laughs out loud?
Why can’t dinosaurs laugh?
I keep seeing the same joke that it takes ten tickles to make an octopus laugh. Can we stop with the harassing of sea life and just...
What’s the best way to make a tree laugh?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
TEN TICKLES !
Okay I’ll see myself out.
April Fools Jokes don’t get any big laughs in Hawaii.
They only get a low ‘Ha’.
How did God make sure Adam had a deep masculine laugh?
He gave him 2 test tickles
If you don't laugh, Moooooove along ;)
It is that level of cringe when you have to laugh
How can I get someone to hang out with me, laugh at each other’s jokes, and maybe share some fun platonic experiences together throughout our lives?
This makes me laugh every time
No-one laughs when I respond to "How was the gym?" with
"Heavy."
It's like my jokes carry no weight.
I once asked a Hawaiian if he had a high pitched laugh.
You'll laugh at almost anything, but when I joke about how a noisy animal has become a synonym for silence...
I made the Judge laugh so hard
I was guilty of Mans laughter.
Why didn’t the monster laugh at the ghosts joke?
Because he was full of sheet.
What's the Kraken gonna give you that'll make you laugh uncontrollably?
So last night my boyfriend left the bedroom door open to get more heat in the room because there are more heating vents in the hallway than in the bedroom. I said, "You might say it's eVENTful." He didn't laugh. So then I said, "You'll laugh eVENTually."
I'm really bad at getting a laugh with a joke about USPS.
It always gets lost in the delivery.
I made a girl in a wheelchair laugh today.
Why do leprechauns laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls. (Saw this on twitter thought it was hilarious)
Due to noise complaints, they passed a law in Hawaii that you’re no longer allowed to laugh above a certain decibel...
Now you can only use a low ha
Did you know in the 1950’s Hawaii passed a law that people were not allowed to laugh above a certain decibel due to too many noise complaints?
Now you can only do a-low-ha
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
I told my brother ten jokes to make him laugh...
How many times do you have to tickle an octopus before he’ll laugh?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why cant dinosaurs laugh?
Do they allow loud laughs in Hawaii?
How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
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