One time I posted 10 jokes in a row, hoping at least one would make Dads laugh on r/dadjokes
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
Due to complaints, Hawaii passed a law where you're not allowed to laugh above a certain decibel
You can only use a low ha
You know it's a great dadjoke when you say something and your family groans, but the stranger dad behind you laughs.
I was out looking at beds with the family.
Wife: "I really like this bed."
Me: "I like it too, but I think this one is bedder."
There are jokes that, while not a barrel of laughs, are still firkin funny.
I am the punisher, feel my laugh!
Do they allow loud, big, hearty laughs in Hawaii?
Or does it have to be aloha?
Why can’t dinosaurs laugh?
I keep seeing the same joke that it takes ten tickles to make an octopus laugh. Can we stop with the harassing of sea life and just...
What’s the best way to make a tree laugh?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
TEN TICKLES !
Okay I’ll see myself out.
April Fools Jokes don’t get any big laughs in Hawaii.
They only get a low ‘Ha’.
How did God make sure Adam had a deep masculine laugh?
He gave him 2 test tickles
If you don't laugh, Moooooove along ;)
It is that level of cringe when you have to laugh
This makes me laugh every time
How can I get someone to hang out with me, laugh at each other’s jokes, and maybe share some fun platonic experiences together throughout our lives?
No-one laughs when I respond to "How was the gym?" with
"Heavy."
It's like my jokes carry no weight.
I once asked a Hawaiian if he had a high pitched laugh.
You'll laugh at almost anything, but when I joke about how a noisy animal has become a synonym for silence...
What's the Kraken gonna give you that'll make you laugh uncontrollably?
I made the Judge laugh so hard
I was guilty of Mans laughter.
Why didn’t the monster laugh at the ghosts joke?
Because he was full of sheet.
I'm really bad at getting a laugh with a joke about USPS.
It always gets lost in the delivery.
So last night my boyfriend left the bedroom door open to get more heat in the room because there are more heating vents in the hallway than in the bedroom. I said, "You might say it's eVENTful." He didn't laugh. So then I said, "You'll laugh eVENTually."
Why do leprechauns laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls. (Saw this on twitter thought it was hilarious)
I’m a proud dad. My daughter just told me this joke. In Hawaii, do people laugh loud?
Or is it a low ha (Aloha)
I made a girl in a wheelchair laugh today.
What do you call two lines having a laugh?
*This is a literal Dad Joke my father used to tell when I was a kid about 30 years ago. He's almost 80 now and it still makes him laugh.* - So, there was this man named James Fart. Everybody made fun of him since he was very young. "James Fart! James Fart" the bullies used to make him cry...
He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:
-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!
Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.
-Ok, so... your current name is.. ·chuckles· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...
-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.
After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.
-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?
-Charles Fart.
Only people sorting by new can see this gem. (Evil laugh)
How do 490 Roman soldiers laugh?
does Hawii allow loud laughs...
Due to noise complaints, they passed a law in Hawaii that you’re no longer allowed to laugh above a certain decibel...
Now you can only use a low ha
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
I told my brother ten jokes to make him laugh...
How many times do you have to tickle an octopus before he’ll laugh?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why cant dinosaurs laugh?
Do they allow loud laughs in Hawaii?
How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
I got banned from Hawaii for having a loud laugh
All they accept is a low ha
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
How do you make an octopus laugh?
How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?
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