The Beatles once recorded a song about a blue underwater vehicle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimpykidfan37
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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The Beatles hanging out.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sleeeepy_Hollow
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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Everyone knows The Beatles, but do you know The Laundry Beatles?

It's members are

Paul McCottoney, John Linen, Ringo Starch

... And George Harrison.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iMakeCrap
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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the β€œBeatles for sale” album T-shirt is... for sale, and on sale.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iebl
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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I always thought Ruby Tuesday was by the Beatles,

turns out it's by the Cinnabon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/newfranksinatra
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The Beatles looked out for eachother in preschool

"What is the second letter of the alphabet?" The teacher asked Ringo. But Ringo wasn't sure.

But because Ringo had found himself in a time of trouble, John came to him and whispered words of wisdom

"Letter B"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dwrk92
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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When the original drummer of the Beatles left the band...

All Best were off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/behold_the_man
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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What were The Beatles favorite kind of bread?

Naan naan naan na na na naan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pmarbs19
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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My six year old son asked me about the Beatles pandemic song

Me: β€œPandemic song? Beatles? Huh?”

Son: β€œYou know... We All Live In a Yellow Quarantine...”

Me: β€œGAAAAAA!!!!”

I’ve never been more proud. The student has become the teacher.

Oh, and good luck getting that out of your head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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The end of the Beatles boards?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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I don't think this is what the Beatles meant
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rocketshoe21
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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The Beatles were anxious that their name might turn off pun enthusiasts.

β€˜Cause insects puns really bug them...

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How did the Beatles’ new skillet introduce himself to them?

β€œI am the egg pan.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hisdudeness9829
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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I've never been a huge fan of the Beatles album Revolver

But I gave it another shot and it blew me away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hechtic
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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Why'd the beatle cross the road?

For the album cover.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roivas14
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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Beatles in the produce...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/enigmastrat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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What citrus drink do The Beatles like?

Lennonade

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gfunk777
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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Did you hear about the guy from The Beatles that got a divorce but couldn't throw out one prized possession?

No matter what, he wouldn't let his Ringo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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My dad was telling me a story about how he once saw The Beatles hopping into a sedan after their show

It was a Fab Four-door

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_wilson3
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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Channeling The Beatles

So my wife and eldest daughter are in the dining room and I’m in the kitchen. They are talking about parking a car at school, and getting the ticket that allows this from the office. I step into the room:

Me: β€œYou guys are talking about a ticket to park?”

Kid: β€œYeah”

Me: β€œBut I thought Paul McCartney said it was a ticket to ride...”

Wife: β€œShut up dear”

I look at the kid and point to my wife:

β€œShe don’t care.....”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trazom28
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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What did Yoko say when she broke up the Beatles?

Ono.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pendley
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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How did The Beatles like their pop tarts?

Strawberry Filled Forever

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ahernia
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2017
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Talking to my dad about The Beatles

Me: "Have you seen Across The Universe? I really liked it."

Dad: "Not in a long time, my eyesight isn't what it used to be."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/confundo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2014
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What do you call a mausoleum where you’d bury the Beatles?

The Lennon closet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paxman2205
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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The Beatles wrote a song about chocolate and laundry detergent.

And it was called Twix and Shout!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PyrosEnjoyPieHW2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2016
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If Tom Waits ever records a cover of "For No One" by Paul McCartney / The Beatles...

...some people might mistake it for a cover of a Rolling Stones song.

I wanted to post this in /r/Showerthoughts but they have a rule against puns. :(

The Rolling Stones song I'm referring to is this one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emanresol
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2014
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The Beatles must have thought they were pretty clever...

http://imgur.com/a/mAWgU

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soil_nerd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2014
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My Music teacher said this while we were talking about the Beatles.

we were talking about how Ringo Star replaced Pete Best. he said: you might say they traded the Best for a Star

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mordred912
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2014
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Of the 26 letters of the English alphabet, which one is the Beatles' favorite?

Letter B Letter B Letter B Yeah Letter B Speaking words of wisdom Letter B

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