John Lennon Puns

A: Did you hear about that train trip that John Lennon took?

B: No, what was the trip for?

A: To see his wife. It was a Yoko motive.

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Imagine, all the people...

Give peas a chance.

Imagine all the people.

I mean, imagine all the peepholes.

Imagine all the people.

Dieabeatles

Imagine all the Paypal...

Strawberry-filled. Forever.

As he puts it,

"I get by with a little help from my hens."

"I get high with a little help from my hens."

Imagine all the paypal

He tells them to "Give Peas a Chance"

My family and I were eating chicken pot pies for dinner, and, as usual, I pick out all of the peas. My dad glares at me momentarily and then... "All I am saying is give peas a chance."

Hippies miss John Lennon

I was in the kitchen with John Lennon about to do the dishes and I turned to him and said:

"Right John, I've got my washing up basin, sponges, hot water, the dishes themselves of course...is that it am I ready to go? Do I need anything else?"

And John turned to me and said-

>!"All you need is glove!<

>!All you need is glove,!<

>!All you need is glove,glove!<

>!Glove is all you need"!<

I was dressed as John Lennon, and I noticed my shoe falling off. So I took it off and at the next house I said "Wanna see my new album?" When they responded yes, I took off my shoe and told them it was called "Rubber Sole."

"Did you know John Lennon's son was born on his birthday?"

"Isn't everyone born on their birthdays?"

She just stared at me while I open up reddit to post this.

Me: Stomping on beetle Dad: What are you doing over there? Me: Trying to kill this beetle. Dad: Which Beatle? John Lennon? Ringo Starr? Paul McCartney? Me: Haha no. stomping vigorously It's the stupid kind that doesn't DIE! Dad: ...Well we know it isn't Lennon.

Imagine all the people

I mean, imagine all the peepholes!