Imagine the Titanic with a lisp....
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Can you imagine running into a Greek Gorgon?
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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be mass confusion.
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︎ Nov 23 2020
Imagine the waters being filled with orange flavoured soda
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Imagine being held at gunpoint by (bear with me) a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on social media.
wHo the hEll would beLieve such a thing can hapPen.
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Imagine a form of public transportation where there is no monetary fee but you relive past mistakes for as long as you are a passenger
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Imagine how stressful it would be to be a ski.
I mean, thereβs so much pressure on you all the time.s
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
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I like to imagine that the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the 'brella'....
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Imagine Dragons
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Imagine you're in a pitch dark room and you have no idea how to escape.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
I imagine when Microsoft's co-founder Mr.Gates gets a suit tailored, they must fit him perfectly.
They have to fit the Bill.
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Imagine how tired Michelangelo was by the time he had finished painting..
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Whenever I go to bed I imagine I'm a cop
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︎ May 22 2020
honestly, Imagine.
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︎ Dec 23 2019
Can you just imagine how pterosaurs felt seeing that meteor entering the earths atmosphere?
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︎ Jul 17 2020
Can you imagine if your dog was an undercover reporter?
Theyβd be able to dig up so much dirt on you.
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︎ Aug 05 2020
Imagine if vampires had blunt teeth and couldn't bite you
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︎ Jul 06 2020
Can't imagine someone not understanding what erectile dysfunction is
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︎ Mar 22 2019
Imagine eating a clock...
That would be time consuming...
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︎ Mar 19 2020
My wife saw an ant picking up a leaf 5 times its body weight, and told me, βCan you imagine being that strong?β
So I picked up the leaf and said, βYes.β
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Name woes... translation: imagine the difficulty when she is ashes what her name is by French people..
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︎ Jan 16 2020
Imagine having a job at a Candy Store
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︎ Apr 23 2020
Imagine how happy Barn Owls were...
When people finally started making barns
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︎ May 17 2020
Imagine being the guy who invented hand sanitizer.
Bet he is rubbing his hands right now.
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︎ Mar 05 2020
Imagine a boat made of potatoes shaped like male genitalia... It's a dictatorship
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︎ Feb 02 2020
Imagine cows that eat humans
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︎ Aug 13 2019
Imagine being able to write with your finger
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︎ Aug 03 2019
Just imagine.... a world without hypothetical situations
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︎ Jul 19 2019
Imagine being in 2019
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︎ Jan 01 2020
Cannot imagine the trauma
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︎ Nov 13 2019
Physicist: how to imagine 10-dimensional spacetime?
Mathematician: imagine n-dimensional spacetime first and then let n=10.
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︎ Mar 06 2020
Imagine a world without toilet paper turning to Hollywood for answers...
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︎ Mar 18 2020
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be mass confusion
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be a mass confusion
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︎ Jun 14 2020
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms over night
There would be MASS confusion
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Imagine if America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
There'd be mass confusion.
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︎ Jun 06 2020
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp
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Imagine the titanic with a lisp..
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︎ Mar 12 2020
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
There would be a mass confusion
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︎ Apr 03 2020
Imagine eating a clock
That would be time consuming.
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︎ May 14 2020
Imagine being held at gunpoint (bear with me) by a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on Reddit.
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︎ Apr 28 2017
Imagine what would happen if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight...
There would be mass confusion!
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︎ Sep 27 2018
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