Imagine the Titanic with a lisp....
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be mass confusion.
Can you imagine running into a Greek Gorgon?
Imagine the waters being filled with orange flavoured soda
Imagine being held at gunpoint by (bear with me) a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on social media.
wHo the hEll would beLieve such a thing can hapPen.
Imagine a form of public transportation where there is no monetary fee but you relive past mistakes for as long as you are a passenger
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
This post might be a little ballsy. And if it gets a lot of attention, I might get cocky.
Imagine how stressful it would be to be a ski.
I mean, there’s so much pressure on you all the time.s
I like to imagine that the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the 'brella'....
Imagine you're in a pitch dark room and you have no idea how to escape.
I imagine when Microsoft's co-founder Mr.Gates gets a suit tailored, they must fit him perfectly.
They have to fit the Bill.
Elon Musk and Bill Gates teamed up and created an erectile dysfunction pill.
I overdosed on Viagra once....
Imagine how tired Michelangelo was by the time he had finished painting..
Whenever I go to bed I imagine I'm a cop
"Honey, who might bee at the front door?"
I had a dream that I invented a new color
But when I woke up I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.
Why was the German 7 so hungry?
Can you just imagine how pterosaurs felt seeing that meteor entering the earths atmosphere?
Can you imagine if your dog was an undercover reporter?
They’d be able to dig up so much dirt on you.
This is (practically) the corniest gift imaginable. At the bottom of the soon to be gift wrapped box of corniness was a pair of Korn tickets for my lady...who enjoys my corny puns.
Imagine if vampires had blunt teeth and couldn't bite you
I have a serious question...
So imagine you are transexual but suddenly one day you decide to stop being it. Then you are Trans former?
My son came up to me and said that a bug was flying around his room, my wife said that he just imagined it.
I said that is justaflyable.
Can't imagine someone not understanding what erectile dysfunction is
If alcohol can damage your short term memory
Imagine the damage alcohol can do.
I met a microbiologist yesterday...
He was bigger than I imagined.
Imagine eating a clock...
That would be time consuming...
My wife saw an ant picking up a leaf 5 times its body weight, and told me, “Can you imagine being that strong?”
So I picked up the leaf and said, “Yes.”
Name woes... translation: imagine the difficulty when she is ashes what her name is by French people..
A farmer said to me “I have 68 sheep. Can you help round them up for me?”
Told my wife I was quitting my job today to become an electrician
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be mass confusion
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be a mass confusion
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms over night
There would be MASS confusion
Imagine if America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
There'd be mass confusion.
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp
Imagine the titanic with a lisp..
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
There would be a mass confusion
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