Imagine being held at gunpoint by (bear with me) a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on social media.
wHo the hEll would beLieve such a thing can hapPen.
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Imagine the Titanic with a lisp
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︎ Jul 13 2020
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be a mass confusion
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︎ Jun 14 2020
Can you just imagine how pterosaurs felt seeing that meteor entering the earths atmosphere?
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︎ Jul 17 2020
Imagine Dragons
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︎ Feb 03 2020
Imagine if vampires had blunt teeth and couldn't bite you
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︎ Jul 06 2020
Whenever I go to bed I imagine I'm a cop
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︎ May 22 2020
Queen's Birthday Weekend this weekend. Imagine if it were for the band Queen. Let's imagine it is.
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︎ Jun 06 2020
Imagine eating a clock
That would be time consuming.
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︎ May 14 2020
Imagine how happy Barn Owls were...
When people finally started making barns
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︎ May 17 2020
Imagine having a job at a Candy Store
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︎ Apr 23 2020
honestly, Imagine.
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︎ Dec 23 2019
Imagine being the guy who invented hand sanitizer.
Bet he is rubbing his hands right now.
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︎ Mar 05 2020
Name woes... translation: imagine the difficulty when she is ashes what her name is by French people..
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︎ Jan 16 2020
Imagine a boat made of potatoes shaped like male genitalia... It's a dictatorship
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︎ Feb 02 2020
Imagine a world without toilet paper turning to Hollywood for answers...
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︎ Mar 18 2020
Physicist: how to imagine 10-dimensional spacetime?
Mathematician: imagine n-dimensional spacetime first and then let n=10.
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︎ Mar 06 2020
I cant imagine having...
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︎ Feb 22 2020
Imagine being in 2019
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︎ Jan 01 2020
Can't imagine someone not understanding what erectile dysfunction is
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︎ Mar 22 2019
I can only imagine the frustration behind the making of modern Looney Tunes shows.
There has to be a lot of Bugs in the programs they use.
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Imagine being such a literal piece of trash...
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︎ Feb 05 2020
Imagine someone with twelve breasts
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︎ Jan 13 2020
I imagine pteranodons enjoyed getting stuffed on holidays too ;)
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︎ Nov 28 2019
Cannot imagine the trauma
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︎ Nov 13 2019
My wife saw an ant picking up a leaf 5 times its body weight, and told me, βCan you imagine being that strong?β
So I picked up the leaf and said, βYes.β
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︎ Dec 02 2018
Imagine cows that eat humans
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︎ Aug 13 2019
Imagine being able to write with your finger
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︎ Aug 03 2019
Just imagine.... a world without hypothetical situations
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︎ Jul 19 2019
Imagine if the Americans started using Kilograms to measure weight.
There would be mass confusion.
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︎ Sep 17 2019
I always sing Radioactive by Imagine Dragons to my son on his birthday.
He should feel welcome to the new age.
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︎ Aug 24 2019
Imagine a world where monkeys have given up tobacco.
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︎ Sep 29 2019
Imagine trying to eat a clock
Itβd be so time consuming
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︎ Aug 15 2019
Could you imagine a reality where every container you opened was filled with German sausage?
That's really the Wurst Case Scenario
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︎ Oct 17 2019
Imagine how ridiculous a skunk would be if it didn't spray...
It wouldn't make any scents!
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︎ Sep 23 2019
Imagine you're posing for the camera right now
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︎ Oct 11 2019
Imagine that you are Benjamin Franklin and you are flying a kite in a thunderstorm
What happens next will shock you!
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︎ Oct 01 2019
Got my son on this one yesterday. He was listening to imagine dragons.
Me: Do they ever play this band on the radio?
son: of course its imagine dragons.
me: so they are active on the radio?
son: looks at me for a second, oh jeez
me: so they are radio-active!
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︎ Aug 08 2019
Can you imagine cured meat? Sitting around, brining all day, never lifting a finger.
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︎ Aug 16 2019
Imagine something cool here
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︎ Feb 20 2019
Imagine youβre about to be attacked by a giant scorpion. What do you do?
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︎ Jul 24 2019
Imagine if you were a fridge.
That would be pretty cool.
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︎ Dec 19 2018
My son can fix all your plumbing, bring your electrical up to code and handle any framing or carpentry you could imagine
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︎ Apr 20 2019
Imagine...
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︎ Mar 02 2019
Imagine living with super annoying grizzlies...
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︎ Feb 13 2019
Imagine if there were oak breast implants...
That would be awful, wooden tit?
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︎ May 03 2019
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
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︎ May 10 2019
Imagine ordering a cup of H2O and all you get is water.
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︎ Feb 06 2019
Could you imagine a metalworker who bites his tongue but then cannot quite place the metallic taste of his blood?
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︎ Apr 03 2019
I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a WiFi hotspot on Mt. Everest.
Only then will we reach peak internet.
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︎ Mar 17 2019
Imagine someone teaching you the hacks of the onion Browser. They would be your tormentor.
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︎ Nov 10 2018
Imagine, what it takes to be promoted as transport officer?
Suppose, you'd have to go the distance
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︎ Apr 23 2019
No I cannot imagine
I heard on the radio a few days ago:
Imagine dragons will be performing in Las Vegas on New Years Eve!
Cant you IMAGINE
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︎ Dec 02 2018
Imagine the Russian Empire having two heads of state at the same time...
that would be real bizarre.
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︎ Feb 10 2019
Could you imagine the alphabet without the letter B?
It's easy, if you make B leave.
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︎ Jan 05 2019
Soldiers moving on horseback. But fighting dismounted like regular infantry. Imagine that.
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︎ Dec 05 2018
If you ever think your life is tough, just imagine being a tennis ball.
People applauding because you got hit really hard.
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︎ Jan 28 2019
Why do people pay money to see Imagine dragons
When all you have to do is imagine dragons for free
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︎ Aug 03 2018
Imagine being so full of yourself,
that you can't eat anymore.
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︎ Feb 02 2019
Imagine you're in the 1800s....
You're in a large city with a great port. You're in a nicer part of town, away from the water, in a nice inn. You're having a meal of potatoes. You look down - there's a toe! The toe smells like tar and fish. It stinks. Your neighbor leans over and says, "P.U.! That's not just any toe!! That's a portmanteau!"
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︎ Jan 20 2019
Imagine a Jewish porn star
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︎ Dec 31 2018
Imagine if Kobe Bryant went to the Bulls...
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︎ Jan 03 2019
Imagine you're a prisoner stuck in a cell. How do you get out?
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︎ May 30 2015
I was trying to imagine a world without hypotheticals.
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︎ Nov 05 2018
I often imagine the third letter in the alphabet as an inelastic cord.
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︎ Nov 20 2018
Can you even imagine owning a horse?
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︎ Aug 30 2018
Can you imagine what would happen if a phone exploded in a VR headset?
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︎ Nov 04 2018
What's the cutest thing you can imagine? Something so cute its almost painful?
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︎ Sep 06 2018
Could you imagine a market in the Middle East?
Because that would be Bazaar
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︎ Dec 19 2017
Imagine if America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
There'd be mass confusion.
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︎ Jun 06 2020
Imagine the titanic with a lisp..
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︎ Mar 12 2020
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
There would be a mass confusion
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︎ Apr 03 2020
Imagine eating a clock...
That would be time consuming...
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︎ Mar 19 2020
Can you imagine if the Titanic had a lisp?
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︎ Nov 06 2019
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnightβ¦
There would be mass confusion.
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︎ Aug 05 2019
Imagine what would happen if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight...
There would be mass confusion!
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︎ Sep 27 2018
Imagine being held at gunpoint (bear with me) by a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on Reddit.
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︎ Apr 28 2017
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp...
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︎ Aug 21 2019
Imagine being held at gunpoint (bear with me) by a literate animal,
and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on Reddit.
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︎ Oct 14 2019
Imagine if we Americans switched from pounds to kilograms over night.
There would be mass confusion.
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︎ Jan 12 2019
Imagine trying to eat a clock
It would be so time consuming
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︎ Aug 15 2019
Imagine trying to eat a clock
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︎ Aug 11 2019
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp.
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︎ Jun 04 2018
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight...
There would be mass confusion
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︎ Nov 11 2018
Imagine if you were a German sausage
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︎ May 05 2019
Imagine if the USA switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
There would be mass confusion
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︎ Dec 18 2018
Imagine having aphantasia
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︎ Jan 14 2019
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