Imagine being held at gunpoint by (bear with me) a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on social media.
wHo the hEll would beLieve such a thing can hapPen.
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be a mass confusion
Can you just imagine how pterosaurs felt seeing that meteor entering the earths atmosphere?
Imagine if vampires had blunt teeth and couldn't bite you
Whenever I go to bed I imagine I'm a cop
Queen's Birthday Weekend this weekend. Imagine if it were for the band Queen. Let's imagine it is.
Imagine eating a clock
That would be time consuming.
Imagine how happy Barn Owls were...
When people finally started making barns
Imagine having a job at a Candy Store
Imagine being the guy who invented hand sanitizer.
Bet he is rubbing his hands right now.
Name woes... translation: imagine the difficulty when she is ashes what her name is by French people..
Imagine a boat made of potatoes shaped like male genitalia... It's a dictatorship
Imagine a world without toilet paper turning to Hollywood for answers...
Physicist: how to imagine 10-dimensional spacetime?
Mathematician: imagine n-dimensional spacetime first and then let n=10.
Can't imagine someone not understanding what erectile dysfunction is
I can only imagine the frustration behind the making of modern Looney Tunes shows.
There has to be a lot of Bugs in the programs they use.
Imagine being such a literal piece of trash...
Imagine someone with twelve breasts
I imagine pteranodons enjoyed getting stuffed on holidays too ;)
Cannot imagine the trauma
My wife saw an ant picking up a leaf 5 times its body weight, and told me, “Can you imagine being that strong?”
So I picked up the leaf and said, “Yes.”
Imagine cows that eat humans
Imagine being able to write with your finger
Just imagine.... a world without hypothetical situations
Imagine if the Americans started using Kilograms to measure weight.
There would be mass confusion.
I always sing Radioactive by Imagine Dragons to my son on his birthday.
He should feel welcome to the new age.
Imagine a world where monkeys have given up tobacco.
Imagine trying to eat a clock
It’d be so time consuming
Could you imagine a reality where every container you opened was filled with German sausage?
That's really the Wurst Case Scenario
Imagine how ridiculous a skunk would be if it didn't spray...
It wouldn't make any scents!
Imagine you're posing for the camera right now
Imagine that you are Benjamin Franklin and you are flying a kite in a thunderstorm
What happens next will shock you!
Got my son on this one yesterday. He was listening to imagine dragons.
Me: Do they ever play this band on the radio?
son: of course its imagine dragons.
me: so they are active on the radio?
son: looks at me for a second, oh jeez
me: so they are radio-active!
Can you imagine cured meat? Sitting around, brining all day, never lifting a finger.
Imagine something cool here
Imagine you’re about to be attacked by a giant scorpion. What do you do?
Imagine if you were a fridge.
That would be pretty cool.
My son can fix all your plumbing, bring your electrical up to code and handle any framing or carpentry you could imagine
Imagine living with super annoying grizzlies...
Imagine if there were oak breast implants...
That would be awful, wooden tit?
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
Imagine ordering a cup of H2O and all you get is water.
Could you imagine a metalworker who bites his tongue but then cannot quite place the metallic taste of his blood?
I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a WiFi hotspot on Mt. Everest.
Only then will we reach peak internet.
Imagine someone teaching you the hacks of the onion Browser. They would be your tormentor.
Imagine, what it takes to be promoted as transport officer?
Suppose, you'd have to go the distance
No I cannot imagine
I heard on the radio a few days ago:
Imagine dragons will be performing in Las Vegas on New Years Eve!
Cant you IMAGINE
Imagine the Russian Empire having two heads of state at the same time...
that would be real bizarre.
Could you imagine the alphabet without the letter B?
It's easy, if you make B leave.
Soldiers moving on horseback. But fighting dismounted like regular infantry. Imagine that.
If you ever think your life is tough, just imagine being a tennis ball.
People applauding because you got hit really hard.
Why do people pay money to see Imagine dragons
When all you have to do is imagine dragons for free
Imagine being so full of yourself,
that you can't eat anymore.
Imagine you're in the 1800s....
You're in a large city with a great port. You're in a nicer part of town, away from the water, in a nice inn. You're having a meal of potatoes. You look down - there's a toe! The toe smells like tar and fish. It stinks. Your neighbor leans over and says, "P.U.! That's not just any toe!! That's a portmanteau!"
Imagine if Kobe Bryant went to the Bulls...
Imagine you're a prisoner stuck in a cell. How do you get out?
I was trying to imagine a world without hypotheticals.
I often imagine the third letter in the alphabet as an inelastic cord.
Can you even imagine owning a horse?
Can you imagine what would happen if a phone exploded in a VR headset?
What's the cutest thing you can imagine? Something so cute its almost painful?
Could you imagine a market in the Middle East?
Because that would be Bazaar
Imagine if America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
There'd be mass confusion.
Imagine the titanic with a lisp..
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
There would be a mass confusion
Imagine eating a clock...
That would be time consuming...
Can you imagine if the Titanic had a lisp?
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight…
There would be mass confusion.
Imagine what would happen if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight...
There would be mass confusion!
Imagine being held at gunpoint (bear with me) by a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on Reddit.
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp...
Imagine being held at gunpoint (bear with me) by a literate animal,
and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on Reddit.
Imagine if we Americans switched from pounds to kilograms over night.
There would be mass confusion.
Imagine trying to eat a clock
It would be so time consuming
Imagine trying to eat a clock
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp.
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight...
There would be mass confusion
Imagine if you were a German sausage
Imagine if the USA switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
There would be mass confusion
Imagine having aphantasia
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