Imagine being held at gunpoint by (bear with me) a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on social media.

wHo the hEll would beLieve such a thing can hapPen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SocialPerformer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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Imagine the Titanic with a lisp

It’s unthinkable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mycorona69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight

There would be a mass confusion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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Can you just imagine how pterosaurs felt seeing that meteor entering the earths atmosphere?

Probably pterofied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterNova924
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Imagine Dragons
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr-ariyo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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Imagine if vampires had blunt teeth and couldn't bite you

They would just suck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Summetz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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Whenever I go to bed I imagine I'm a cop

I go under cover.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/borna761
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Queen's Birthday Weekend this weekend. Imagine if it were for the band Queen. Let's imagine it is.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mutedloquacity
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Imagine eating a clock

That would be time consuming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/C_Major808
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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Imagine how happy Barn Owls were...

When people finally started making barns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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Imagine having a job at a Candy Store

That would be sweet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearnakedgamer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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honestly, Imagine.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Holiday_Volume
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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Imagine being the guy who invented hand sanitizer.

Bet he is rubbing his hands right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaldrickD2M
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Name woes... translation: imagine the difficulty when she is ashes what her name is by French people..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slipstreme
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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Imagine a boat made of potatoes shaped like male genitalia... It's a dictatorship
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJayeBird
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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Imagine a world without toilet paper turning to Hollywood for answers...

Shit just got reel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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Physicist: how to imagine 10-dimensional spacetime?

Mathematician: imagine n-dimensional spacetime first and then let n=10.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ejijojo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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I cant imagine having...

Aphantasia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CRUZTYPANCAKES
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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Imagine being in 2019

That’s so last year

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaIacticFaz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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Can't imagine someone not understanding what erectile dysfunction is

I mean, it's not hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoliathTheTitan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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I can only imagine the frustration behind the making of modern Looney Tunes shows.

There has to be a lot of Bugs in the programs they use.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zamo312
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Imagine being such a literal piece of trash...

That sure would stink

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Addog2323
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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Imagine someone with twelve breasts

Sounds weird, dozen tit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taosahpiah
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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I imagine pteranodons enjoyed getting stuffed on holidays too ;)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeicam_the_pirate
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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Cannot imagine the trauma
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sharvasingh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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My wife saw an ant picking up a leaf 5 times its body weight, and told me, β€œCan you imagine being that strong?”

So I picked up the leaf and said, β€œYes.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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Imagine cows that eat humans
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluemonkeymax
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Imagine being able to write with your finger
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Diamondsttv
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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Just imagine.... a world without hypothetical situations
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ordinarybloke1963
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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Imagine if the Americans started using Kilograms to measure weight.

There would be mass confusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ifcarscouldspeak
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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I always sing Radioactive by Imagine Dragons to my son on his birthday.

He should feel welcome to the new age.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hbarn08
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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Imagine a world where monkeys have given up tobacco.

Planet of the Vapes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spatzekoar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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Imagine trying to eat a clock

It’d be so time consuming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deathskull379
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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Could you imagine a reality where every container you opened was filled with German sausage?

That's really the Wurst Case Scenario

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carks
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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Imagine how ridiculous a skunk would be if it didn't spray...

It wouldn't make any scents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/curlsey
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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Imagine you're posing for the camera right now

Suppose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/musician_RK
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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Imagine that you are Benjamin Franklin and you are flying a kite in a thunderstorm

What happens next will shock you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChargingTiger
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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Got my son on this one yesterday. He was listening to imagine dragons.

Me: Do they ever play this band on the radio? son: of course its imagine dragons. me: so they are active on the radio? son: looks at me for a second, oh jeez me: so they are radio-active!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubeykeebler
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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Can you imagine cured meat? Sitting around, brining all day, never lifting a finger.

It's just in salting

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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Imagine something cool here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jupfy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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Imagine you’re about to be attacked by a giant scorpion. What do you do?

Stop imagining it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pepito412
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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Imagine if you were a fridge.

That would be pretty cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Finnemon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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My son can fix all your plumbing, bring your electrical up to code and handle any framing or carpentry you could imagine

His name is Jack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emeri5
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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Imagine...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CraZy-hAzY-xd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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Imagine living with super annoying grizzlies...

It would be un-bear-able

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jguy2000
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Imagine if there were oak breast implants...

That would be awful, wooden tit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stevenoles017
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...

It probably puts a strain on the staff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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Imagine ordering a cup of H2O and all you get is water.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JLexists
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Could you imagine a metalworker who bites his tongue but then cannot quite place the metallic taste of his blood?

It's irony

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a WiFi hotspot on Mt. Everest.

Only then will we reach peak internet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LongneckBottles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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Imagine someone teaching you the hacks of the onion Browser. They would be your tormentor.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jawad062
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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Imagine, what it takes to be promoted as transport officer?

Suppose, you'd have to go the distance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b_33
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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No I cannot imagine

I heard on the radio a few days ago:

Imagine dragons will be performing in Las Vegas on New Years Eve!

Cant you IMAGINE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4our_of_DiAmoNds
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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Imagine the Russian Empire having two heads of state at the same time...

that would be real bizarre.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/octalgon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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Could you imagine the alphabet without the letter B?

It's easy, if you make B leave.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beager
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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Soldiers moving on horseback. But fighting dismounted like regular infantry. Imagine that.

Imagine dragoons.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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If you ever think your life is tough, just imagine being a tennis ball.

People applauding because you got hit really hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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Why do people pay money to see Imagine dragons

When all you have to do is imagine dragons for free

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssj3dvp11
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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Imagine being so full of yourself,

that you can't eat anymore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirHallStein
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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Imagine you're in the 1800s....

You're in a large city with a great port. You're in a nicer part of town, away from the water, in a nice inn. You're having a meal of potatoes. You look down - there's a toe! The toe smells like tar and fish. It stinks. Your neighbor leans over and says, "P.U.! That's not just any toe!! That's a portmanteau!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonespear
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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Imagine a Jewish porn star

Labia Menorah

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ft1103
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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Imagine if Kobe Bryant went to the Bulls...

It would be a Kobe beef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1-STARrating
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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Imagine you're a prisoner stuck in a cell. How do you get out?

Stop imagining

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tkellogg
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2015
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I was trying to imagine a world without hypotheticals.

I couldn’t.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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I often imagine the third letter in the alphabet as an inelastic cord.

It's a tendon C I have.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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Can you even imagine owning a horse?

Whoa!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JukeboxSommelier
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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Can you imagine what would happen if a phone exploded in a VR headset?

It must be mind blowing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EricICX
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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What's the cutest thing you can imagine? Something so cute its almost painful?

Cactus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ihasanali
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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Could you imagine a market in the Middle East?

Because that would be Bazaar

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ggkk15
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2017
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Imagine if America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.

There'd be mass confusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyclopropagative
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Imagine the titanic with a lisp..

It’s unthinkable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LTenaciouSD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.

There would be a mass confusion

πŸ‘︎ 13
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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwawaytrol7134
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Imagine eating a clock...

That would be time consuming...

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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Can you imagine if the Titanic had a lisp?

Unthinkable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScienceTeach86
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight…

There would be mass confusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoitsrebeca
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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Imagine what would happen if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight...

There would be mass confusion!

πŸ‘︎ 2k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AYKW
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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Imagine being held at gunpoint (bear with me) by a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on Reddit.
πŸ‘︎ 23k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StewPaddasso
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2017
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Imagine the Titanic with a lisp...

It's unthinkable.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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Imagine being held at gunpoint (bear with me) by a literate animal,

and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on Reddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Imagine if we Americans switched from pounds to kilograms over night.

There would be mass confusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaltsTwoCents
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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Imagine trying to eat a clock

It would be so time consuming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jarl_draven
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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Imagine trying to eat a clock

It be so time consuming

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kardiathefirst
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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Imagine the Titanic with a lisp.

It's unthinkable.

πŸ‘︎ 729
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fukhed69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2018
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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight...

There would be mass confusion

πŸ‘︎ 91
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tempsilon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2018
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Imagine if you were a German sausage

That would be the Wurst

πŸ‘︎ 10
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shipless_Captain
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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Imagine if the USA switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.

There would be mass confusion

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MuppetNuts86
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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Imagine having aphantasia
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πŸ‘€︎ u/YungLulne
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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