I remember asking my dad repeatedly what the acronym LGBTQ meant.
I never got a straight answer.
I remember a time when plastic surgery was a taboo subject, but nowadays when you mention botox..
..no one even raises an eyebrow.
Remember to go for more ohms
You wanna know how I remember every poop I take?
Only 90' kids will remember this
I remember my dad giving me some sage advice......
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and I'll give you something to cry about you pansy!!
I remember standing in solitude, at the end of the long landing overlooking the Pacific Ocean - this disembodied voice was urging me to jump, so I did...
I never could stand up to pier pressure.
Remember, it is ok to hug a tree...
They are all bark and no bite.
I remember when I bought my first rear view mirror.
My son turned 21 today and as we were about to share our first drink together, I wisely advised him, "Remember, vodka may not be the answer!"
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type
As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.
Do you remember when you were a kid and whenever you cried, your parents would say, “I’ll give you a reason to cry!?" I always thought they were going to hit me...
...not that they were going to destroy the housing market 20 years later.
I remember being born.
It was a real out-of-body experience.
My brother has been making amazing chicken on the grill for as long as I can remember.
I’d say he’s a seasoned pro.
Remember to wear your masks!
I remember when I left home for the first time, my mum said to me, "Don't forget to write!"
I thought to myself, 'That's unlikely,Its a basic skill, why should I?"
I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 or 500 in Roman numerals.
“Dad, did you remember to move the clocks forward last night?”
‘Yeah, but they fell off the shelf.”
My son was lamenting that he couldn't remember what the Ukrainian watercourse Uchan-su is and didn't win a prize...
I replied, "oh, Crimea river!"
I'm so old, I remember when . . .
Dad jokes we're just called "jokes".
Remember when air was free at the gas station, now it’s $1.50. You know why?
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
I remember when Viagra was the only hard-on medication...
Nowadays there seems to be a lot of stiff competition.
I can't remember the name of this African river in front of me.
I must be going see Nile.
Remember to lift your left leg up off the ground during the New Years countdown
So you can start the New Year off on the right foot
Edit: Thanks for the silver
I remember the first time I had sex...
It's days like these I remember what my Grandad said before he kicked the bucket...
He said "Hey, watch how far I can kick this bucket."
Can anyone remember. . ..
....the chiropractor joke I put on here about a week back?
I still remember my childhood quite fondly, when dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.
Those were the Good Years.
I never remember what people tell me at New Year's parties
It goes in one year and out the other.
Dad told me, "Remember these 3 little words: Don't Argue."
I said, "That's only two words," and he yelled "You're starting already!"
I couldn’t remember this guys name but knew it was Nate Gold-something.
Cow #1: Remember the first time we were milked by the farmer?
Cow #2: This brings back mammaries.
Remember, when jokes weren't just about nostalgia....
My son and I were waiting at a train crossing. He tells me "that train looks bigger than I remember"
So I say, "It's been training"
Welcome to 2021 everyone, and remember hindsight is 2020.
Yes, I've been waiting a long time to use this.
I entered my sons room and said, "Remember, boy, masturbating can make you go blind."
"I'm over here dad." He replied.
Happy New Year! Remember kids, you need to make some good resolutions to become a better version of yourself.
If you don’t, they’ll just go in one year and right out the other.
Remember the band that did that rock cover of “walk like an Egyptian’ by The Bangles?
I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 or 500 in Roman numerals.
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type
As he died he kept on insisting for us to “be positive”, but it’s hard without him.
As I get older and remember all the people I've lost along the way....
I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me.
Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject?
Now you mention Botox and no one even raises an eyebrow.
I Can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman Numerals
Does anyone remember the joke I posted about the chiropractor?
It was about a weak back.
I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman Numerals
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