Onya Marx, who invented the starting pistol.
She said, "Not neccecelery."
This is apache version of history I thought
I think I've done well sofa
Father: 'Really, what?'
Boy: 'That the potato should go in the front.'
You know you've meta real dad.
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He thanked them for keeping him off the streets.
Genesis 24:64 -- And Rebekah lifted up her eyes, and when she saw Isaac, she lighted off the camel.
It's tearable news
That’s as crazy as the discounts at Dave’s Furniture Emporium!
In the big inning...
Thanks dad!
"You know, the stuff's alright but they just don't seem to cook it enough"
"You know how to make a Venetian blind? Poke him in the eyes!"
but could we taco boot it later?
When I was a young kid, I'd say "HI!" to my Dad in the morning, and he'd always respond, " 'lo! "
I didn't get it until I was about 11.
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he would also keep boxes and cardboard tubes (for mailing/keeping large posters/mailers) in his workroom for all kinds of things. When we were cleaning out the room, we found all these cardboard tubes that said "MT" on them. When we opened them up, there was nothing inside. We should have known he had them properly labeled......"MT" = "empty".
Dad: "Do you know why I love the circus so much?"
Me: "Yes. Yes I do."
Dad: "Because it's intense. Hahahaha!" (in tents)
"You know, If the restaurant runs out of Indian flat bread... it's a naan issue."
Onya, the inventor of the starting pistol
