I got tired trying to think of a good posting title for this one.
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I was going to add a pun here but can't think of any right now
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firelord2620
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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A cow and an ox fell into a pit of despair, the cow says "How long do you think we'll be down here?" The Ox says "Once you moove over"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChristLycan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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Mfw I cant think of a title :0
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I think my dad's getting sick of the Bernie memes. He also did not appreciate my response.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jd246246
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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The owner of the Indianpolis Colts will be in trouble if he has to speak in court, because no matter what he says the judge will think...

That's Irsay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dawsonju
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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[OC (I think)] What do you call the child of a civil engineer?

A truss fund baby.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acarp6
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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[At dinner] Her: I think we need to break up. For starters, I’m sick of your awful jokes at the worst times.

Me: Ok, and for the main course?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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My friends and I were playing a game where you have to think of famous Johns. The game ends if you pick a John that is no longer with us.

It's all fun and games until someone gets Hurt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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All week I’ve been trying to think of unemployment jokes....

....they don’t work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CommunityShower
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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My friend called me and said he lost the million dollar prize because he couldn't think of a neighbor to Saudi Arabia...

I said, "Oman!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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i do not think they were fans of my pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pw3x
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Why didn't the captain of the Titanic think to melt the iceberg?

He hadn't thawed of that

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordofthstrings
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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My buddy Ian is a strong proponent of state surveillance of citizens. I disagree and think it's a bad idea, so I said...

"Or, well, Ian..."

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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A lot of people think of Batman as really serious, but he’s actually a funny guy.

He even used to be a comic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobertforApples
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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I need help following up with this pun, this is a video about a scientist giving a lecture about fire, I can’t think of any more other than pun-ch line
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Huiplayshd1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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My son is starting school soon and thinks the other children will pick on him because of his name. I reassured him, "Don't be silly!"

"Why would anyone pick on you, Someoneyourownsize!?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Everyone seems to think next year will bring back some comforts of normalcy

I’m not so convinced though since 2021 is guaranteed to be an odd year

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πŸ‘€︎ u/medimanager
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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I think Harry would like an order of wings right about now...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/horrorhoney
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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If you think 2020 was bad, just wait a couple of years.

Because 2022 is 2020 too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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I can't think of a better way to cross the lake

Canoe?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alecdoconnor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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β€œ Dad, your jokes are hilarious. I think I have your sense of humor.”

β€œ well, give it back !”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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I think my wife is leaving me because of my obsession with simplifying fractions.

Oh well, hind sight is 1.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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I’m sick of having great little ideas all the time, I think I have...

Notion sickness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/levainletlive
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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After a long hike to the top of a mountain, my wife asked me, β€œSo what do you think of The View?”

I said, β€œWhoopi Goldberg is ok, but I don’t like the other women on the show.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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What did you think of the two antennas’ wedding?

The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was great!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ballsquancher
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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what did the depressed water park attendant think of at the top of a high rise building?

I wanna commit suislide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GLIZZYGOD999
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Why is six afraid of seven? (Punchline is not what you think)

not what you think

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KarateKid84Fan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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When people think of calculators they think the buttons are the most important thing

But it's what's inside that counts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hungrysamy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kr4zyy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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So what does everyone think of my new tattoo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CocoPopsGod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Why do news pundits care so much about who the people of Poland think will win the election?

I came up with this one today but I'm sure it's been done before. My wife said it's lame. What do you say?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuchSalad4
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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How many egg puns can you people think of
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SMONSTERDJ
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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What do you guys think of german sausages?

I think they are the wurst

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Exotic_Breadstick
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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I think the flu is tired of humans

He said "I'm sick of you all"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gahgjajrng
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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I can’t really think of any gardening related jokes recently

Most of them are planted in the dirt tier

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bright_Dude
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I’m obsessed with sketching pictures of fruit, and I really think I should stop.

I have to draw the lime somewhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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I think I have found the identity of "The Man". It's gravity.

It's always trying to keep me down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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So the other day I ordered some Kung Pao chicken, but I think it came with a side of pasta instead of rice

Orzo it seems

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebobstu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Hey, anyone know any good Sword fighting puns ? Trying to think of any

.. words with a dual meaning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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I've been doing a series of 'misinterpreted song lyrics', I think most of them would fit here...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThoseAreHotdogs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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"I think I have a weird fetish for the end of an essay."

"How do you know that?" "I just just came to that conclusion."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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Two ninjas are sneaking up on their target when one of the ninjas asks the other: "do you think you can hit him from here?" and the ninja says:

"I shuriken"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XxQuarterizexX
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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My daughter thinks it’s weird that I eat a bowl of corn flakes every single day for breakfast

But I don’t see what’s wrong with being a cereal monogamist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K_Z_513
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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I think the front of my foot has gone dead-asleep.

Now they are a bunch of coma-toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteadyingRuck
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Can't think of a title
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πŸ‘€︎ u/anime_forever03
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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I was trying to think of a pun to do with drinking

But I couldn't. I think alcohol it a night

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πŸ‘€︎ u/desk12345
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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