I got tired trying to think of a good posting title for this one.
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︎ Oct 15 2020
I was going to add a pun here but can't think of any right now
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︎ Jan 04 2021
A cow and an ox fell into a pit of despair, the cow says "How long do you think we'll be down here?" The Ox says "Once you moove over"
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︎ Feb 08 2021
Mfw I cant think of a title :0
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︎ Nov 25 2020
I think my dad's getting sick of the Bernie memes. He also did not appreciate my response.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
The owner of the Indianpolis Colts will be in trouble if he has to speak in court, because no matter what he says the judge will think...
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︎ Jan 28 2021
[OC (I think)] What do you call the child of a civil engineer?
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︎ Feb 05 2021
[At dinner] Her: I think we need to break up. For starters, Iβm sick of your awful jokes at the worst times.
Me: Ok, and for the main course?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
My friends and I were playing a game where you have to think of famous Johns. The game ends if you pick a John that is no longer with us.
It's all fun and games until someone gets Hurt.
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︎ Jan 31 2021
All week Iβve been trying to think of unemployment jokes....
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︎ Feb 07 2021
My friend called me and said he lost the million dollar prize because he couldn't think of a neighbor to Saudi Arabia...
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︎ Jan 14 2021
i do not think they were fans of my pun.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
Why didn't the captain of the Titanic think to melt the iceberg?
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︎ Jan 15 2021
My buddy Ian is a strong proponent of state surveillance of citizens. I disagree and think it's a bad idea, so I said...
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︎ Jan 19 2021
A lot of people think of Batman as really serious, but heβs actually a funny guy.
He even used to be a comic
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︎ Feb 03 2021
I need help following up with this pun, this is a video about a scientist giving a lecture about fire, I canβt think of any more other than pun-ch line
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︎ Nov 28 2020
My son is starting school soon and thinks the other children will pick on him because of his name. I reassured him, "Don't be silly!"
"Why would anyone pick on you, Someoneyourownsize!?"
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Everyone seems to think next year will bring back some comforts of normalcy
Iβm not so convinced though since 2021 is guaranteed to be an odd year
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︎ Dec 31 2020
I think Harry would like an order of wings right about now...
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︎ Oct 25 2020
If you think 2020 was bad, just wait a couple of years.
Because 2022 is 2020 too.
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︎ Dec 31 2020
I can't think of a better way to cross the lake
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︎ Dec 29 2020
β Dad, your jokes are hilarious. I think I have your sense of humor.β
β well, give it back !β
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︎ Jan 02 2021
I think my wife is leaving me because of my obsession with simplifying fractions.
Oh well, hind sight is 1.
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︎ Oct 12 2020
Iβm sick of having great little ideas all the time, I think I have...
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︎ Jan 03 2021
After a long hike to the top of a mountain, my wife asked me, βSo what do you think of The View?β
I said, βWhoopi Goldberg is ok, but I donβt like the other women on the show.β
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︎ Dec 19 2020
What did you think of the two antennasβ wedding?
The ceremony wasnβt much, but the reception was great!
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︎ Dec 25 2020
what did the depressed water park attendant think of at the top of a high rise building?
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Why is six afraid of seven? (Punchline is not what you think)
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︎ Sep 12 2020
When people think of calculators they think the buttons are the most important thing
But it's what's inside that counts
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︎ Apr 23 2020
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now
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︎ Sep 25 2020
So what does everyone think of my new tattoo
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Why do news pundits care so much about who the people of Poland think will win the election?
I came up with this one today but I'm sure it's been done before. My wife said it's lame. What do you say?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
How many egg puns can you people think of
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︎ Aug 11 2020
What do you guys think of german sausages?
I think they are the wurst
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︎ Oct 17 2020
I think the flu is tired of humans
He said "I'm sick of you all"
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︎ Dec 01 2020
I canβt really think of any gardening related jokes recently
Most of them are planted in the dirt tier
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Iβm obsessed with sketching pictures of fruit, and I really think I should stop.
I have to draw the lime somewhere.
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︎ Aug 28 2020
I think I have found the identity of "The Man". It's gravity.
It's always trying to keep me down.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
So the other day I ordered some Kung Pao chicken, but I think it came with a side of pasta instead of rice
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Hey, anyone know any good Sword fighting puns ? Trying to think of any
.. words with a dual meaning.
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︎ Jul 29 2020
I've been doing a series of 'misinterpreted song lyrics', I think most of them would fit here...
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︎ Sep 23 2020
"I think I have a weird fetish for the end of an essay."
"How do you know that?"
"I just just came to that conclusion."
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︎ Jul 12 2020
Two ninjas are sneaking up on their target when one of the ninjas asks the other: "do you think you can hit him from here?" and the ninja says:
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︎ Oct 18 2020
My daughter thinks itβs weird that I eat a bowl of corn flakes every single day for breakfast
But I donβt see whatβs wrong with being a cereal monogamist.
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︎ Oct 20 2020
I think the front of my foot has gone dead-asleep.
Now they are a bunch of coma-toes.
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Can't think of a title
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︎ Jul 20 2020
I was trying to think of a pun to do with drinking
But I couldn't. I think alcohol it a night
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