I think of this whenever I hear the term IV drip
I Made this today i think it belongs here I couldn't stop laughing while making it π
I got tired trying to think of a good posting title for this one.
A priest giving a children's sermon on vestments asked, "Why do you think I wear this collar?"
One kid answered, "Because it kills fleas and ticks for upto 30 days."
I think this might be a repost.
I think i spent way too much on this table
It is just not a foldable.
I need help following up with this pun, this is a video about a scientist giving a lecture about fire, I canβt think of any more other than pun-ch line
I think whoever made this book is a total quack
This might be my crowning achievement. If it's been done before, I apologize for nothing. Grape minds think alike- nope wrong fruit.
I think about this way too much but I think it's comedy gold!
Mother in law to sister in law: why aren't you in pennsylvania this week
Me: because she's here at the table with us
Think I'm giving Halloween a miss this year...
After all, I've been munching sweeta and wearing a mask since March.
I ran into the vets this morning and said to the blonde receptionist, "Quick, I think my daughters hamster is in serious trouble".
"Hamster?" she laughed, "That's a snake".
I think it fits in this subreddit
I think this fits here better
I think this guy is going bananas. literally.
I think this is a pun, but really...
I think I would actually do this
I think this belongs here, so does u/i_am_a_pathetic
Hey, this is my first reddit post but I need help. I think I accidentally deleted everything on my computer.
.....sorry for formatting.
So this is what i came up with atleast i think I did!
You know why Vladimir keeps getting elected as the president of mother Russia?
Because he be Putin alot of effort! Badum tsss
I think when this pandemic is over with, we need to have a day to celebrate truckers, for keeping the country running throughout all this. Maybe October 4th?
Call it the big 10-4.
You would think more people would see this deal.
My 8 year old came up with this one, I still think about it:
Little Booger: Why are trees green?
Me: Uh, I dunno. Why?
LB: For camouflage!
I think this belongs here /r/3amjokes/comments/ihydβ¦
This morning my wife said "I think the power went out last night."
I said "should we ground it?"
I don't think this train has left the station.
I don't think anyone's posted this one before.
I was on a family vacation in Japan when I slept in one day. My dad flung open my door and told me to wake up. I said, βDad, what do you think this is?...
...the Land of the Rising Son?β
My wife keeps telling me I look like Rick Astley. I think this vid of me says otherwise...
https://youtu.be/fC7oUOUEEi4
Think a lot of us can relate to this atm.
I think this one speaks for itself
I don't think I'm well-suited for this job as a newspaper editor.
Even my blood is a Type O!
Posted this visual pun to Instagram, I think 1 person got it... imgur.com/OjyhJJz
I have a simple standard for dadjoke quality: the joke should not simply be a lame, obvious pun that anyone could think of. So I checked to see if any of this sub's top ten jokes met this standard
But no pun in ten did.
I don't think this is what the Beatles meant
Child: Dad, I don't think this dish is entirely edible
Dad: You can do it. Bay Leaf in yourself.
My company is giving yo-yos as our gift this holidays and we are trying to think of a pun to include in our greeting cards. Any ideas?
