Pun-ishing rant to those who think puns aren't funny, for them to use as an example.
I wanna punt all the spunky diction pundits, that attempt to expunge the joy from punsters, right in their puny footballs. They're punks who attempt to puncture holes in our word play, finding it punitive to their, self described, punticulously crafted humor. The pungent smell of their looming punishment is in the air . Now is the punctual time to place the punctuation on this punchline.
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︎ Aug 22 2018
My friend doesnβt think puns are funny, so I told him my top ten to see if any could make him laugh.
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︎ Sep 19 2019
Some people think puns are derivative, my Aunt & I take them pretty series-ously
95% of conversations between me & my aunt turn into pun wars.
Enjoy!
https://i.imgur.com/aGooknb.jpg
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︎ Aug 30 2017
Doctor: I think your DNA is backwards.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
Don't think too much
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︎ Apr 11 2021
Just think about a calcu-forth
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︎ Mar 15 2021
I think joule really likes this joke
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︎ Jan 13 2021
I have been diagnosed with a rare condition that makes me think I'm an airport building.
I hope it's not terminal.
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︎ May 01 2021
While at a restaurant, the waitress was totally flirting with me with my wife present. After she walked away, my wife said βShe obviously has COVID!β βWhy would you think that?β I asked.
βBecause she has no taste.β
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Just wondering, do you think it's alright for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are in school..
..or am I just a terrible Teacher ?
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︎ Apr 15 2021
Do you think the ocean is so salty
..because it waves at the shore and the shore never waves back?
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︎ Apr 24 2021
If you think Thursdays are depressing, wait until 2 more days. Why?
Because it will be a sadder day
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︎ May 06 2021
Bilingual food puns? I THINK YES. Hereβs one my fellow Canadians or French speakers might enjoy...
etsy.me/3nSI0bo
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︎ May 06 2021
Why do Americans think cow tipping is hard.
It is difficult to calculate 20% in Imperial System
>!This is a play on the word "tipping", which means....(A)Pushing a cow over.............(B)Tipping a generous amount of 20% after dinner!<
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︎ May 03 2021
I don't think it's any faster
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︎ Apr 14 2021
I think my cat is Communist
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︎ Mar 25 2021
I think I might be a polygamist.
My wife has multiple personality disorder.
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︎ Apr 29 2021
I think of this whenever I hear the term IV drip
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︎ Apr 05 2021
My neighbor thinks I spy on her.
I would tell her otherwise, but she's in the shower right now.
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︎ May 03 2021
Think
Its what you do when you can't thwim
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︎ Apr 24 2021
I think the girl at the Airlines check-in just threatened me.
She looked me dead in the eye and said, βWindow or aisle?β
I laughed in her face and replied, βWindow or youβll what?β
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︎ Nov 30 2020
What do you think would be different if men peed from their balls instead of their penis?
For starters, peanuts wouldn't have been named peanuts
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︎ May 02 2021
Bruh can't think of a good title
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︎ Mar 02 2021
I was trying to think of something funny to say about the last time I went to the pub with my mates...
But all I can think of are inn-jokes.
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︎ Apr 23 2021
What does a dad do when he thinks of new jokes?
He tries them on for sighs.
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︎ Mar 14 2021
Some people think Steve jobs would be a better president than Donald Trump
But you can't really compare apples to oranges.
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︎ Mar 18 2021
I received all kinds of spices for my birthday, but I don't cook. I think...
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︎ Apr 17 2021
I think my wife is covering my rifle collection with glue.
She's denying it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
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︎ Jan 27 2021
I got a girlfriend by pretending that I play football. My friends don't think it's going to last but I don't worry.
She thinks that I'm a keeper.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
Do you ever think that potatoes get mad becauseβ¦
They arenβt rich-tatoes?
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︎ May 01 2021
My dad said, βI think you have an iron deficiency.β
I said, βHow do you know? You are not a doctor.β
He said, βYour shirt is wrinkled.β
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︎ Apr 22 2021
I Made this today i think it belongs here I couldn't stop laughing while making it π
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︎ Mar 21 2021
I think space exploration is a waste of time.
There are many better things to do for leisure than stare at a computer keyboard all day.
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︎ Apr 14 2021
How do you think the unthinkable?
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︎ Apr 04 2021
Despite what you'd think, witches really like to shop at Hobby Lobby.
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︎ May 02 2021
A lot of people think that crop circles are caused by alien aircrafts.
But, I think they are done by cereal killers.
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︎ Apr 19 2021
The moon is full tonight, do you think he eats too much?
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︎ Apr 27 2021
I think it's time I stopped grinding my own cheese.
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︎ Mar 20 2021
I think I killed him..
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︎ Mar 06 2021
My wife thinks we should allow our pets to share our bed.... I finally gave in.
After 10 minutes, our goldfish finally settled down.
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︎ Feb 07 2021
Whenever I think about Alexander Fleming
I come to a conclusion he must have been a fungi to work with.
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︎ May 04 2021
You might think being injected with antivirus sounds boring
But it's really quite vaccinating
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︎ Apr 03 2021
I think sex education is a great idea in schools.
I just don't think the kids should be given homework.
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︎ Mar 11 2021
Do you think glass coffins will ever be a thing?
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︎ Mar 28 2021
I got tired trying to think of a good posting title for this one.
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︎ Oct 15 2020
What do you call it when Barry Allen thinks about his past
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︎ Apr 18 2021
I think Rick Astley should've been the captain of the ship
He wouldn't have Ever Given up.
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︎ Mar 28 2021
I think my sink is a little clogged
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︎ Nov 10 2020
How do you think the unthinkable?
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︎ Apr 29 2021
A lot of people think that crop circles are done by alien aircrafts.
But I think they are done by cereal killers.
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