Pun-ishing rant to those who think puns aren't funny, for them to use as an example.

I wanna punt all the spunky diction pundits, that attempt to expunge the joy from punsters, right in their puny footballs. They're punks who attempt to puncture holes in our word play, finding it punitive to their, self described, punticulously crafted humor. The pungent smell of their looming punishment is in the air . Now is the punctual time to place the punctuation on this punchline.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RickToThaDiculous
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22 2018
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My friend doesn’t think puns are funny, so I told him my top ten to see if any could make him laugh.

No pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VeryLastBison
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Some people think puns are derivative, my Aunt & I take them pretty series-ously

95% of conversations between me & my aunt turn into pun wars.

Enjoy!

https://i.imgur.com/aGooknb.jpg

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/blissando
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Doctor: I think your DNA is backwards.

ME: ...And?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FoldaHolda
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Don't think too much
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Birthday_Euphoric
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Just think about a calcu-forth
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nis_sama
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I think joule really likes this joke
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HenkBlok
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I have been diagnosed with a rare condition that makes me think I'm an airport building.

I hope it's not terminal.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01 2021
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While at a restaurant, the waitress was totally flirting with me with my wife present. After she walked away, my wife said β€œShe obviously has COVID!” β€œWhy would you think that?” I asked.

β€œBecause she has no taste.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DinglebarryHandpump
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13 2021
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Just wondering, do you think it's alright for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are in school..

..or am I just a terrible Teacher ?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HugoZHackenbush2
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Do you think the ocean is so salty

..because it waves at the shore and the shore never waves back?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IncenseAndIron
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 24 2021
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If you think Thursdays are depressing, wait until 2 more days. Why?

Because it will be a sadder day

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PickledJuice69
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 06 2021
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Bilingual food puns? I THINK YES. Here’s one my fellow Canadians or French speakers might enjoy... etsy.me/3nSI0bo
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Limechic
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 06 2021
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Why do Americans think cow tipping is hard.

It is difficult to calculate 20% in Imperial System

>!This is a play on the word "tipping", which means....(A)Pushing a cow over.............(B)Tipping a generous amount of 20% after dinner!<

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Esmeralda_i
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 03 2021
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I don't think it's any faster
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ToastyZ71
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14 2021
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I think my cat is Communist

All he ever says is Mao

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25 2021
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I think I might be a polygamist.

My wife has multiple personality disorder.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 29 2021
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I think of this whenever I hear the term IV drip
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MOO0505
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 05 2021
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My neighbor thinks I spy on her.

I would tell her otherwise, but she's in the shower right now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/XIIXOO
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 03 2021
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Think

Its what you do when you can't thwim

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jk1445
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 24 2021
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I think the girl at the Airlines check-in just threatened me.

She looked me dead in the eye and said, β€œWindow or aisle?” I laughed in her face and replied, β€œWindow or you’ll what?”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nandos677
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30 2020
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What do you think would be different if men peed from their balls instead of their penis?

For starters, peanuts wouldn't have been named peanuts

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bruhthisismyusernam
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 02 2021
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Bruh can't think of a good title
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RajanyaDaslol
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I was trying to think of something funny to say about the last time I went to the pub with my mates...

But all I can think of are inn-jokes.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sycdan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 23 2021
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What does a dad do when he thinks of new jokes?

He tries them on for sighs.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lankyjay16
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 14 2021
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Some people think Steve jobs would be a better president than Donald Trump

But you can't really compare apples to oranges.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Yt_GamingwithCharlie
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I received all kinds of spices for my birthday, but I don't cook. I think...

It's a waste of thyme.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SleepOrderDis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17 2021
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I think my wife is covering my rifle collection with glue.

She's denying it, but I'm sticking to my guns.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27 2021
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I got a girlfriend by pretending that I play football. My friends don't think it's going to last but I don't worry.

She thinks that I'm a keeper.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/elasmotheriums
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Do you ever think that potatoes get mad because…

They aren’t rich-tatoes?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Smacksmackums
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01 2021
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My dad said, β€œI think you have an iron deficiency.”

I said, β€œHow do you know? You are not a doctor.”

He said, β€œYour shirt is wrinkled.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 22 2021
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I Made this today i think it belongs here I couldn't stop laughing while making it πŸ˜‚
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xxCandy_floofxx
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I think space exploration is a waste of time.

There are many better things to do for leisure than stare at a computer keyboard all day.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14 2021
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How do you think the unthinkable?

With an itheberg!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Qualekk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04 2021
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Despite what you'd think, witches really like to shop at Hobby Lobby.

Because they are crafty.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TimeWaitsFNM
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 02 2021
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A lot of people think that crop circles are caused by alien aircrafts.

But, I think they are done by cereal killers.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 19 2021
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The moon is full tonight, do you think he eats too much?

No, it’s just a phase

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LTenaciouSD
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I think it's time I stopped grinding my own cheese.

It's for the grater good

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tarheel6793
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20 2021
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I think I killed him..
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/acryllicsmoke
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06 2021
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My wife thinks we should allow our pets to share our bed.... I finally gave in.

After 10 minutes, our goldfish finally settled down.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
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Whenever I think about Alexander Fleming

I come to a conclusion he must have been a fungi to work with.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ArinaPipina
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 04 2021
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You might think being injected with antivirus sounds boring

But it's really quite vaccinating

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tapobu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03 2021
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I think sex education is a great idea in schools.

I just don't think the kids should be given homework.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 11 2021
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Do you think glass coffins will ever be a thing?

Remains to be seen.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hallsguide
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 28 2021
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I got tired trying to think of a good posting title for this one.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AlitaBattlePringleTM
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15 2020
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What do you call it when Barry Allen thinks about his past

A Flashback

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ClaRkkkkk5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 18 2021
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I think Rick Astley should've been the captain of the ship

He wouldn't have Ever Given up.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Entire-Decision846
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I think my sink is a little clogged
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PeacesOfTheWorld
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10 2020
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How do you think the unthinkable?

With an itheberg.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ValkornDoA
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 29 2021
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A lot of people think that crop circles are done by alien aircrafts.

But I think they are done by cereal killers.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
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