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I mean, there were red flags all over the place
No noose is good noose.
I lost my temper
...an ether/oar situation...
Pulp fiction.
That would be called a reservation reservation reservation
Credit to Brian Regan
A Urinal cake.
I went to a toga party dressed as a goat
My dadabase
They said "why dough?"
I never pay attention
...impooched.
He said “Thanks Son, but one would be enough”
Personally, I’m tired of the hullabaloo.
Hello. I'm Dr. Lance Boyle.
....Heinzsight is 20/20
A Motörhead.
He was charged with helping the criminal get a weigh.
That’s right!
.... Everyone.
Everybody
Soo.. a little background: my mother was about to visit for a walk outside the next day when this dialogue happened; also: my native language is german and i don't know if this very common in english as well, but my daughter calls my mother <stgm_at's-mother-first-name>-gramma. for the sake of this post let's assume her name is elizabeth.
so here goes...
(i enter the living room; wife & daughter sitting on the couch)
daughter: (in a moderately excited voice) hey dad, you know who's going to visit us tomorrow?
me: (acting as if i didn't know) don't know, who?
daughter: elizabeth-gramma.
me: huh, really, but do you know who is also going to visit us?
(daughter looks at me even more excited, there was defenitely a twinkle in her eye; wife looks at me sceptical)
daughter: don't know, who?
me: my mum.
(cue rolling eyes and groan from my wife and laughter from my daughter)
I hope the people who saw this have a wonderful day!
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Nun!
They Tide!
dammit, I’m not even allowed to mark this post as a spoiler
A mooborn!
I never pay attention
Everyone I looked at
Everybody
