There’s probably a lot of kids being conceived during this crisis

And in 13 years they will all be called quaran-teens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/derpydur
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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If a mother is expecting a child that was conceived in the capital of the Czech Republic...

would she be Prague-nant?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/graafslaaf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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We were out browsing for sleep number beds, and dad let this loose on the salesman.

"What do you call twins conceived on a waterbed? "Off springs!"

Oh, dad. Your sense of humor can't hold water...

Shit, now he's got me doing it. Send help!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barthm1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2014
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