Wife took a picture of Doctor Hoo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingferret53
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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β€ͺWhy can’t 2021 take a picture in the dark

because it doesn’t have flash

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZETA_RETICULI_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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Son: "Dad, did you see pictures of that guy at the Capitol stealing Nancy Pelosi's podium? That's domestic terrorism!"

Dad: "Wrong, son. He was just taking a political stand."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CIMMGW
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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True story: I sent my dad a picture of the loaf of bread I made witha bread machine. He instantly responded with :

I knead one of those!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LagartoDorado
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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Today, I checked out at the store, but the cashier kept taking pictures of herself with each item I was purchasing...

I'll never go thru the selfie checkout again!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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I took a picture of my son sleeping earlier today.

Then I sent the picture to the FBI as evidence of a kid napping.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perrin42
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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I put a picture of myself in a locket...

You could say, I'm Independent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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My friend hit it big taking pictures of salmon in human clothes.

He said it was like shooting fish in apparel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagicGuy66
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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The guy who takes pictures for Street View has a cool job.

He goes for Google Drives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ben_onreddit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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I asked my wife about a ballerina in a picture who looked familiar. She said it was Anna Pavlova.

I said I thought her face rang a bell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M4sterofD1saster
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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After I was arrested, my ex-wife decided to hang a picture of my mugshot on the wall in her living room.

But she still won't admit she framed me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DestroyatronMk8
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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Why are there so few pictures of the 16th President?

Because he was always a blinkin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikethelabguy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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My wife emailed me pictures of our wedding, but I couldn’t open any of the files.

I always have trouble with emotional attachments.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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I always carry a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet.

Just to remind me why there's no money in there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Dad went out to this field and sent me a picture of himself there.

The caption read β€˜I’m outstanding in this field!’

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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So I decided I'm going to put cigarette pictures on my Tinder

Because I'm looking for matches

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skyhighjams
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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The day my daughter turns 18, I’m going to buy her a locket, put her picture in it, and when she opens it tell her:

β€œWell, I guess now you really are… independent"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daudelin1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.

Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/levitron
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Picture this: A pandemic is unleashed by ticks that live on and around the mouths of alpacas.

Global chaos ensues.

The disease wipes out 99% of humanity, and the desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Why are pictures of Polar Bears always so powerful?

Because they're on polar roids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chadsreal
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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He clicked a lot of pictures but his pictures never came? Why?

Because he was a faux tographer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OtsuKotsu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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What do you call a picture of a bookcase?

A shelfie!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spicoli0525
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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I love taking pictures of my son, so much most people call me

his personal 'Papa'razzi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/8Dinglehopper8
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Took a pretty good picture of the meteor shower a few days ago.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShaunRyk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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What do you call a rival in picture taking?

A foe-tographer.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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I gave my Dad a jigsaw made from a picture of his face.

He looked puzzled.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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I’m obsessed with sketching pictures of fruit, and I really think I should stop.

I have to draw the lime somewhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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I once painted a picture of a man using fungus.

I thought it was a clever way to capture his licheness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Masderus-
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Picture of inspired air
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fill-Chapo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Whenever my son has to make a picture for homework, I always make sure he signs his name last

Because Andrew is a lot shorter than Andrawing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mfitzy87
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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I just got my picture taken with REM

That’s me in the corner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Conviction666
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Picture perfect pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eewoJ
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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This picture is killer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChompyDino53
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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What does a dentist call a picture?

A tooth pick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sgabe1010
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Tap on this picture.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pikachuboiiiii
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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What is the difference between Jesus Christ and his picture?

His picture only requires one nail to hang

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Manos2532005
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Son, do you know why was the picture sent to jail?

Because It was framed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/balkso
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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I bought my Daughter a locket with her picture inside, for her 18th birthday..

.. just so glad She's now finally Independent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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How do you take school pictures in 2020?

With a Zoom lens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/undatedrelic
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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A buddy of mine likes taking pictures of salmon in clothes

He says he likes shooting fish in apparel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StAnger99
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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I showed a picture of a sheep giving birth to some kids and asked if they knew what animal it was.

They all said, β€œEwwww.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chknwngs999
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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A friend forced me to look at a picture of mount Rushmore before it was carved.

It was unpresidented.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Croissnat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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If you put a picture of yourself in a locket...

You could say you’re independent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gmahoney1976
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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My friend is making a lot of easy money by taking pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.

It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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LPT: A quick and easy way to make money is to take pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.

It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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I bought my daughter a locket and put her picture in it.

Now she's independent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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I always carry a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet.

I do it to remind myself why there is no money in there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ksbalaji
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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