A policeman was interrogating 3 guys who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guys a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"

The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"

The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?

He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."

The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."

The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.

"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."

He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.

"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"

"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
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This is a picture
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Picture this: A pandemic is unleashed by ticks that live on and around the mouths of alpacas.

Global chaos ensues.

The disease wipes out 99% of humanity, and the desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
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When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.

Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/levitron
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Dad went out to this field and sent me a picture of himself there.

The caption read β€˜I’m outstanding in this field!’

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This picture is killer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChompyDino53
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Tap on this picture.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pikachuboiiiii
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Just found this store by chance called Ollie’s. Aside from all the great liquidation sales, the walls are a pun gold mine! I felt it be a crime not to post pictures of it on here. reddit.com/gallery/iij3ts
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KORZILLA-is-me
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This girl on Tinder asked me why I have an unlit cigarette in my picture... I told her I’m just looking for matches.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
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any crayfish puns to caption this picture
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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthebetta
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Need to get a picture next to this tree
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I was walking in the Himalayan mountains when a hairy creature came into view. I was about to snap a picture but it said, "do not take a picture of me at this moment."

I saw a yet-i.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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Stare at this picture and watch me make this knot disappear.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JT078
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I wanted to share this picture of me throwing caution the wind (β€˜:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Attactions
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I cropped this picture.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yugvijay
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Picture this...

Why did the picture go to jail

It was framed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ninjohna
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Most fisherman hold their fish far away from their bodies when they take pictures. This is why they think they're so much bigger than they are.

They're not to scale.

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This picture is β€œA maze in”
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This picture I took is ferney.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RUN-N-GUN_ONaBUN
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I had to have complete control to take this picture
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SubatomicAlpaca
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I’ve never met this guy but he posts food puns on every single food picture I post and he’s such a treasure. I always look forward to his puns now.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BushyEyes
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I've never met this person IRL but every time I post a food picture, he adds a related pun and it always brightens my day.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BushyEyes
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Mods are awake. Upvote this picture of Big Pun anyway.
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Some context: so some guy thought that a close up picture of a fig was the inside of a vagina and then some dude told him that and this guy on Reddit made a nice little pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilovemcyoutubers
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This picture is wrong on many levels
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nikhilbhavsar
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My dad posted this picture on Facebook. He just got a Facebook and a new smart phone. He learns quickly.

http://imgur.com/9M4dGnO

My dad is notoriously bad with electronics. I have no idea how he did this but nonetheless, it made me sigh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/broccolibush42
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My BIL always draws pictures on our take home boxes. This is our MIL's imgur.com/6JysP2g
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My mom sent me this picture with the caption "Dad wants to know what he should eat first... He's just cracking himself up..."
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I had to hoof it back up a few blocks to take this picture.
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This picture outside a barbershop. Pun intended
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tubbs1971
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Anyone else lichen what they are seeing in this picture?
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/r/earthporn didn't appreciate this picture.
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Reading to my 5 year old the other day when this picture came up, and my wife said β€œhe must be dropping a log.” I think I’ve trained her well.

https://i.imgur.com/gCd9CRy.jpg

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This is a fire picture πŸ”₯
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This lousy camera... half the pictures come out underexposed and the other half overexposed.

It's the last time I bi-polaroid.

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I'm a pretty good person. This picture says otherwise:

https://i.imgur.com/Gbwfdzu.jpg

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A lot of people claim that puns are cheap humor, but this picture says otherwise.
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I'm very fawn of this picture.. imgur.com/iQuPnQI
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AceFitz
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Lent my Dad my GoPro, he just sent me this picture - "Is this how I wear it?"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mafeumatty
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My friend: "Tried sending my dad a cool picture, this is his response."
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Someone posted this picture to r/unexpected but honestly it has a better home here in r/dadjokes

Don't you think? http://imgur.com/RpK3CJK

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πŸ‘€︎ u/de_baser
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I'm really proud of this picture I made.
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Asked my dad to take a picture of my friend and I at our father/daughter, mother/son dance.. This is what I get back, he's hilarious. imgur.com/z65ySyg
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foxtrotter15
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I'll give you three guesses for this picture...
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A friends dad posted this picture on facebook today. The comment section was filled with other dads laughing

http://imgur.com/KLjQc6V

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrailRain
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My dad lives on the other side of the world. This morning I woke up to this picture of him.

https://imgur.com/gallery/FUQIG

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rustedhero
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My wife thinks this picture looks like me.

http://i.imgur.com/8qvsTGa.jpg

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