I went online and saw that a nigerian princess wanted to send me millions of dollars. However, I had to send $100 for handling fees on the check. However, I wanted confirmation. So I had her send me a picture. She did. Now, a princess needs a prince right? So I went online and found a picture of an eligible bachelor prince. Some guy from Jordan. I then took the two images, placed them side by side, and had some photoshopped ceremonial garb.
In otherwords, I married the prints. Of course, I took pictures of the happy event and sent them to the "princess" with the caption "I already married the prints." The scammer didn't reply unfortunately.
I sent my dad a picture with the caption "they gave me my stupid hat."
He replied "That's not a stupid hat, that's a smart hat. Stupid hats are cone shaped."
Since you liked her stickers so much the first time, here are 3 new ones plus a picture she drew for me yesterday. She's a treasure.
I added captions of what's written since some said that the couldn't read her writing the 1st time.
Last week my girlfriend sent me a snap of some chocolate she bought with the caption "solid purchase!"
I immediately replied with a picture of some windex with the caption "liquid purchase!"
She was not impressed.
Every time my 81-year-old dad loses his satellite radio signal in his car, he waves his fist in the air and shouts "PUTIN STRIKES!"
I showed him the picture of Rootin Tootin Putin and now he wants it on a t-shirt with that assertion as a caption.
Phillip Turr was one of the most handsome men to ever exist. Throughout high school, Phillip Turr was often called Photogenic Phil, due to his heartwarming smile.
Consequently, he was offered a modeling job before college. During his career, articles were often written about how photoshop was not even needed when it came to pictures of Phillip Turr, because he was just so flawless.
On one gloomy day, Phillip Turr was walking to one of his photoshoots and crossed the street at a busy intersection and sadly, Phillip Turr was hit by a reckless driver and was killed.
The next day, one of the photographers at the photoshoot that Phillip Turr was walking to posted a picture on Instagram to commemorate Phillip Turr's life. The picture was of an empty studio.
The caption of the photo read: Here is a picture of the place where the beautiful Phillip Turr would have stood yesterday had he not been tragically killed. RIP. #NoPhilTurr
There was a facebook post saying, "Everyone seems to have one of those drawers in their house where they just put all the random stuff that doesn't belong anywhere else. Post a picture of your junk drawer!"
So my dad took a picture of a pair of his boxers and posted it with the caption, "Here are the drawers where I keep my junk."
For those of you who don't click the link; it's a picture of my dad with a big piece of lettuce hanging out of his ear. The caption reads: I went to the doctor because of an ear problem. The doctor said, "It appears as though you have lettuce in your ear." "Oh no," I said, "Is it serious?" "Sorry but," the doctor said, "I'm afraid it's only the tip of the iceberg!"
For his school ID card and such, my brother needed to procure a picture of himself, so naturally he took a selfie. He was so proud of this selfie that he shared it on Facebook, and captioned it "My TRU picture" (TRU being the university he was due to attend).
Our dad was the first commenter, with this gold: "Your Tru picture, not your false one"
My brother could only comment, "Dad why"
She's dog sitting for her sister, and sent me a picture of the dog chasing a Frisbee she threw with the caption "dog sitting :)."
I responded with "no that's a dog running." She was amused.
I posted a picture on my facebook of me with an analog multimeter and the leeds across my nipples. The caption read, "Sorry dad, I don't have any potential." My dad responded, "but we get a charge out of you nonetheless."
My Dad sent this picture to me with the caption, "A Prius is not as 'green' as this car!" http://imgur.com/fxYMinB
...delivering to a store in my town. Pictures (very well done) of various edible mushrooms, and the caption "We are fun guys."
The guy captioned the picture, "Just had a baby, maybe it's a boy?" And the guy's friend (guy 2) comments, "Did you really have a baby?"
Guy 1: No dude, I bought it. Guy 2: On eBay? Guy 1: No, eBaby!
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For those too lazy to click:
Dad posts a picture on my Facebook timeline that says, "MADISON NGUYEN FOR SAN JOSE MAYOR." His caption reads, "If Madison takes the election, it will be a Nguyen-win situation."
Sister comments: "Ugh."
Mom comments: "Double ugh!!!"
I comment: "Nguyen pho mayor!"
My dad is a huge Breaking Bad fan (as am I), and today he sent me the following email including a picture of himself:
>Thought you'd like this pic in honor of all the greetings that fly around on this holiday.
>My caption:
>"He has ricin."
Took me a solid minute to get it, then the groans ensued.
