Your cell phone has already replaced your watch, camera, calendar and alarm clock....

Don't let it replace your family.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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What do you call a Chinese camera man?

Phil Ming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What's the difference between a camera and a sock ?

One takes 5 toes and the other takes 1 less.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Are cameras misogynistic

To make one work it's shutter up and shutter down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_zaphod_42_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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A good realtor is always equipped with a video camera.

It's how they get the square footage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CyberOGa3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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When I was a kid, my Dad used to beat me with a camera...

I still have flashbacks...😩

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_aPOKalipto_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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I think im gonna need to buy some adderall for my camera

Because its having trouble focusing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joshd175
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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I'd make a camera joke

But it'll dissappear in a flash with all the other jokes here

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moon1499
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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What did Tim Cook call his camera?

iBall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/not_flexy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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I spent $2000 on a top-of-the-line DSLR camera to take a picture of a beautiful wheat field at sunset...

...turned out grainy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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What's the difference between a camera and a sock?

One takes photos, the other takes five toes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brizzo7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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What did Gordon Ramsay say when he found uncompressed photos on his camera?

"it's fuckin' RAW"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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I don't know how my life would be without my camera

I just can't picture it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stripyKiwi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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Assault camera
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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I would make a joke about cameras but...

I couldn't picture it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rslashhuman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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I recently bought a tripod for my camera

When I got home, I noticed the tripod only had two legs, so I marched back to the shop and shouted: "This will not stand!"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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The other day my rear view camera broke

and I've never looked back since

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lancalot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Why do you need a 4k camera?

The 3k ones are racist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFifthStep
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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Which classical music genius was also the first cooking show chef where he presented the finished dish to the camera?

Show pan.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

One can take five-toes and one can take pho-toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dunsslap
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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When I bought it they told me this phone has a very good camera, but I think the image is very grainy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ErikMFoss
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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News anchor: This just in. Polaroid cameras are coming back in fashion.

More on this as it develops...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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My dad has a camera pointing at the river outside

He likes to keep up with current events.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WN_Todd
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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Whats the differance between a sock and a camera?

One takes five toes and other one takes fo toes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nikklovesreddit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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Take the day off camera, I’ll put on the 10 pounds on my self.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WMcm0501
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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What's a penguins favorite camera

A Polaroid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blazingsword09
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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How can you tell the camera on the shelf was afraid of the toaster?

Everytime he looked at it, it made him shudder (shutter).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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I hate when salespeople in camera stores talk at me.

I just can’t focus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mfitzy87
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Old one from the camera roll.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daphic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2018
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Big Foot caught on camera.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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I tried to buy some Polaroid camera film on Amazon but there weren't any images of the products. I asked the seller why that was and he said he didn't want to embarrass his film because it was camera shy.

Apparently camera film is photosensitive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peon2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Why was the camera girl arrested?

For flashing in public

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FireNewt11
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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When Marky Mark talks straight to the camera, he’s breaking the 4th Wahlberg.
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πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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These reverse cameras in cars are great!

Since I got one I haven’t looked back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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You know they say "The camera adds 10 pounds"

I've been eating cameras for 3 months now and haven't added a single pound

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImpulseDecider
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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What do you call a camera you can only use while laying down?

A Goprone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XX_RedSpace_xX
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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What do you call a group of gangsters that refuse to turn off the lights on their cameras

A flash mob

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmahler0514
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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If you don't know how cameras work...

you need to look into it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Espumma
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2018
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I installed a secuity camera to keep an eye out and as I suspected, someone had been adding soil to my garden.

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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My camera was low on storage, so I was only able to photograph a shark attacking a seal.

It’s just one kilo-byte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harperhampshirian
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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Help me guys! I tried to film a cake being baked, with my new camera, but when I turned on the oven, it broke

I swear that it said the camera could record in 360 degrees, on the box

Edit: corrected a typo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielnm1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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