I'd make a camera joke

But it'll dissappear in a flash with all the other jokes here

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moon1499
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10
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I spent $2000 on a top-of-the-line DSLR camera to take a picture of a beautiful wheat field at sunset...

...turned out grainy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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I don't know how my life would be without my camera

I just can't picture it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stripyKiwi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07
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What's the difference between a camera and a sock?

One takes photos, the other takes five toes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brizzo7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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Assault camera
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
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I would make a joke about cameras but...

I couldn't picture it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rslashhuman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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Which classical music genius was also the first cooking show chef where he presented the finished dish to the camera?

Show pan.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 13
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Why do you need a 4k camera?

The 3k ones are racist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFifthStep
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05
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I recently bought a tripod for my camera

When I got home, I noticed the tripod only had two legs, so I marched back to the shop and shouted: "This will not stand!"

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The other day my rear view camera broke

and I've never looked back since

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lancalot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Cephalopod with a camera

Squid go pro

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaykotecki
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Did you see the hidden camera footage of that power line?

It's pretty shocking...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BroadSpecificity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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When I bought it they told me this phone has a very good camera, but I think the image is very grainy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ErikMFoss
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

One can take five-toes and one can take pho-toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dunsslap
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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News anchor: This just in. Polaroid cameras are coming back in fashion.

More on this as it develops...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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Take the day off camera, I’ll put on the 10 pounds on my self.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WMcm0501
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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What's a penguins favorite camera

A Polaroid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blazingsword09
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Whats the differance between a sock and a camera?

One takes five toes and other one takes fo toes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nikklovesreddit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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How can you tell the camera on the shelf was afraid of the toaster?

Everytime he looked at it, it made him shudder (shutter).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Imagine you're posing for the camera right now

Suppose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/musician_RK
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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My dad has a camera pointing at the river outside

He likes to keep up with current events.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WN_Todd
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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I tried to buy some Polaroid camera film on Amazon but there weren't any images of the products. I asked the seller why that was and he said he didn't want to embarrass his film because it was camera shy.

Apparently camera film is photosensitive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peon2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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I hate when salespeople in camera stores talk at me.

I just can’t focus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mfitzy87
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Why was the camera girl arrested?

For flashing in public

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FireNewt11
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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These reverse cameras in cars are great!

Since I got one I haven’t looked back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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What do you call a camera you can only use while laying down?

A Goprone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XX_RedSpace_xX
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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When Marky Mark talks straight to the camera, he’s breaking the 4th Wahlberg.
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πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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Big Foot caught on camera.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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What do you call a group of gangsters that refuse to turn off the lights on their cameras

A flash mob

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmahler0514
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Old one from the camera roll.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daphic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2018
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You know they say "The camera adds 10 pounds"

I've been eating cameras for 3 months now and haven't added a single pound

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImpulseDecider
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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I installed a secuity camera to keep an eye out and as I suspected, someone had been adding soil to my garden.

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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My camera was low on storage, so I was only able to photograph a shark attacking a seal.

It’s just one kilo-byte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harperhampshirian
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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What kind of camera did they use for your colonoscopy?

A GoProbe

Credit to my wife for this one. I'm so proud of her, she really outdid me with this one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATMollen
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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Help me guys! I tried to film a cake being baked, with my new camera, but when I turned on the oven, it broke

I swear that it said the camera could record in 360 degrees, on the box

Edit: corrected a typo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielnm1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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If you don't know how cameras work...

you need to look into it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Espumma
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2018
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People who've never had sex in life can never be good actors, they might get lights, camera, but they never get action.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/syheadafsar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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What do you call paparazzi with old timey cameras?

A flash mob

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πŸ‘€︎ u/God_Of_Pores
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2018
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What do you get when you stack a camera on top of 3 Tide pods?

A tripod.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gr8greengorilla
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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This lousy camera... half the pictures come out underexposed and the other half overexposed.

It's the last time I bi-polaroid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/borgenhaust
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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I attached a backup camera to my car.

Then there was no looking back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keychainoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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How do you follow a flying boy with a camera?

Pan up and Pan down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peteman22
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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Friend of mine is going to give me a used zoom lens for my camera

Will be great if it pans out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warrencc
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2018
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I was stargazing with my uncle, who is a television camera operator

He said, "I love shooting stars."

I replied, "I know – you've made a career out of it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rybread13
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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What do you get when you cross a magician with a camera?

Hocus focus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2018
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Why did the guitar player always carry a camera with him?

To make sure he'd never run out of pics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rezanator11
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2018
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I told my dad GoPro was coming out with a cheap less advanced camera so we could afford it...

his reply: what are they calling it, go amateur?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nanananana-batman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2014
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I'm tired and I was looking through pictures of my camera to edit, it's probably been done before but I couldn't help it...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/an0ther-artist
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2017
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The back-up camera in my car always shows the message, "Check your surroundings for Safety".

I always check, but haven't seen safety yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarcusB4588
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2017
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I wanted a camera for Christmas...

I told my parents I wanted a new camera for Christmas and this is what my dad said.

Dad- "I don't know about this camera idea, you'll shoot your eye out kid."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JClouse48
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2014
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Remember, while you're taking photos of all the costumes tonight, be sure to keep your camera in...

... hocus focus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_candidate
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2016
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Dad got a new camera for Christmas

He was trying to figure out how to use the timer on it to take a selfie with us and my sister was covering her face. When asked why she said it's because she's ugly today.

My dad said "obviously, because it's breaking my camera!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dan_Berg
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2016
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Why does the camera equipment like to party with the green screen?

Because it gets lit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GIMR
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2016
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I took a picture of my coffee cup with my new SLR camera

It made a great mug shot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/r_notfound
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2016
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Off-camera, James Bond must be really bad at his job.

Because they demoted him back to being inspectre.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrSourceUnknown
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2015
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Have you met the girl who hadn't used a rangefinder camera before?

She's Leica virgin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/helloinvader
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2016
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Man with camera and merciless stream of dadjokes (video)

Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0DybnAqW44

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brownbat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2015
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My sister was trying to get her camera to focus

So I asked if it had ADD

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisotterbefun
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2016
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My technology-savvy Grandpa every holiday, birthday, and family get-together after my technology-challenged Grandma uses her digital camera...

"You're going to use up all the film taking so many pictures!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paintingtheworld
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2014
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Asian Cameras

I was taking photos of my dog and I tell my dad,

Me - "Everytime the camera went "click" Nate would smile for me"

Dad-"Oh you must have an American camera"

Me-"Uh what?"

Dad-"If it was Asian made it would go "crick""

Oh subtle dad racism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scottBIGG
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2013
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My Dad had bought a new camera flash

I simply replied "ooohhh, that's flashy!", his eyes rolled

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jonster123
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2015
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What's the difference between a sock and a camera?

A camera takes photos and a sock takes five toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MavGore
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2016
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