I'd make a camera joke
But it'll dissappear in a flash with all the other jokes here
I spent $2000 on a top-of-the-line DSLR camera to take a picture of a beautiful wheat field at sunset...
I don't know how my life would be without my camera
What's the difference between a camera and a sock?
One takes photos, the other takes five toes!
I would make a joke about cameras but...
Which classical music genius was also the first cooking show chef where he presented the finished dish to the camera?
Why do you need a 4k camera?
I recently bought a tripod for my camera
When I got home, I noticed the tripod only had two legs, so I marched back to the shop and shouted: "This will not stand!"
The other day my rear view camera broke
and I've never looked back since
Did you see the hidden camera footage of that power line?
When I bought it they told me this phone has a very good camera, but I think the image is very grainy.
What is the difference between a sock and a camera?
One can take five-toes and one can take pho-toes.
News anchor: This just in. Polaroid cameras are coming back in fashion.
More on this as it develops...
Take the day off camera, I’ll put on the 10 pounds on my self.
What's a penguins favorite camera
Whats the differance between a sock and a camera?
One takes five toes and other one takes fo toes
How can you tell the camera on the shelf was afraid of the toaster?
Everytime he looked at it, it made him shudder (shutter).
Imagine you're posing for the camera right now
My dad has a camera pointing at the river outside
He likes to keep up with current events.
I tried to buy some Polaroid camera film on Amazon but there weren't any images of the products. I asked the seller why that was and he said he didn't want to embarrass his film because it was camera shy.
Apparently camera film is photosensitive
I hate when salespeople in camera stores talk at me.
Why was the camera girl arrested?
These reverse cameras in cars are great!
Since I got one I haven’t looked back.
What do you call a camera you can only use while laying down?
When Marky Mark talks straight to the camera, he’s breaking the 4th Wahlberg.
Big Foot caught on camera.
What do you call a group of gangsters that refuse to turn off the lights on their cameras
Old one from the camera roll.
You know they say "The camera adds 10 pounds"
I've been eating cameras for 3 months now and haven't added a single pound
I installed a secuity camera to keep an eye out and as I suspected, someone had been adding soil to my garden.
My camera was low on storage, so I was only able to photograph a shark attacking a seal.
What kind of camera did they use for your colonoscopy?
Credit to my wife for this one. I'm so proud of her, she really outdid me with this one.
Help me guys! I tried to film a cake being baked, with my new camera, but when I turned on the oven, it broke
I swear that it said the camera could record in 360 degrees, on the box
Edit: corrected a typo
If you don't know how cameras work...
you need to look into it.
People who've never had sex in life can never be good actors, they might get lights, camera, but they never get action.
What do you call paparazzi with old timey cameras?
What do you get when you stack a camera on top of 3 Tide pods?
This lousy camera... half the pictures come out underexposed and the other half overexposed.
It's the last time I bi-polaroid.
I attached a backup camera to my car.
Then there was no looking back.
How do you follow a flying boy with a camera?
Friend of mine is going to give me a used zoom lens for my camera
Will be great if it pans out.
I was stargazing with my uncle, who is a television camera operator
He said, "I love shooting stars."
I replied, "I know – you've made a career out of it."
What do you get when you cross a magician with a camera?
Why did the guitar player always carry a camera with him?
To make sure he'd never run out of pics.
I told my dad GoPro was coming out with a cheap less advanced camera so we could afford it...
his reply: what are they calling it, go amateur?
I'm tired and I was looking through pictures of my camera to edit, it's probably been done before but I couldn't help it...
The back-up camera in my car always shows the message, "Check your surroundings for Safety".
I always check, but haven't seen safety yet.
I wanted a camera for Christmas...
I told my parents I wanted a new camera for Christmas and this is what my dad said.
Dad- "I don't know about this camera idea, you'll shoot your eye out kid."
Remember, while you're taking photos of all the costumes tonight, be sure to keep your camera in...
Dad got a new camera for Christmas
He was trying to figure out how to use the timer on it to take a selfie with us and my sister was covering her face. When asked why she said it's because she's ugly today.
My dad said "obviously, because it's breaking my camera!"
Why does the camera equipment like to party with the green screen?
I took a picture of my coffee cup with my new SLR camera
It made a great mug shot.
Off-camera, James Bond must be really bad at his job.
Because they demoted him back to being inspectre.
Have you met the girl who hadn't used a rangefinder camera before?
Man with camera and merciless stream of dadjokes (video)
My sister was trying to get her camera to focus
My technology-savvy Grandpa every holiday, birthday, and family get-together after my technology-challenged Grandma uses her digital camera...
"You're going to use up all the film taking so many pictures!"
I was taking photos of my dog and I tell my dad,
Me - "Everytime the camera went "click" Nate would smile for me"
Dad-"Oh you must have an American camera"
Dad-"If it was Asian made it would go "crick""
Oh subtle dad racism
My Dad had bought a new camera flash
I simply replied "ooohhh, that's flashy!", his eyes rolled
What's the difference between a sock and a camera?
A camera takes photos and a sock takes five toes.