Your cell phone has already replaced your watch, camera, calendar and alarm clock....
Don't let it replace your family.
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︎ Nov 04 2020
What do you call a Chinese camera man?
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︎ Nov 19 2020
What's the difference between a camera and a sock ?
One takes 5 toes and the other takes 1 less.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Are cameras misogynistic
To make one work it's shutter up and shutter down.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
A good realtor is always equipped with a video camera.
It's how they get the square footage.
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︎ Oct 18 2020
When I was a kid, my Dad used to beat me with a camera...
I still have flashbacks...π©
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︎ Aug 12 2020
I think im gonna need to buy some adderall for my camera
Because its having trouble focusing
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︎ Jul 14 2020
I'd make a camera joke
But it'll dissappear in a flash with all the other jokes here
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︎ Jun 10 2020
What did Tim Cook call his camera?
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︎ Jun 30 2020
I spent $2000 on a top-of-the-line DSLR camera to take a picture of a beautiful wheat field at sunset...
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︎ May 31 2020
What did Gordon Ramsay say when he found uncompressed photos on his camera?
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︎ Jun 16 2020
I don't know how my life would be without my camera
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︎ Apr 07 2020
Assault camera
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︎ Jan 18 2020
I would make a joke about cameras but...
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︎ Feb 16 2020
I recently bought a tripod for my camera
When I got home, I noticed the tripod only had two legs, so I marched back to the shop and shouted: "This will not stand!"
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︎ Jan 04 2020
The other day my rear view camera broke
and I've never looked back since
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︎ Dec 06 2019
Why do you need a 4k camera?
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︎ Feb 05 2020
Which classical music genius was also the first cooking show chef where he presented the finished dish to the camera?
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︎ Mar 13 2020
What is the difference between a sock and a camera?
One can take five-toes and one can take pho-toes.
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︎ Aug 05 2019
When I bought it they told me this phone has a very good camera, but I think the image is very grainy.
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︎ Sep 09 2019
News anchor: This just in. Polaroid cameras are coming back in fashion.
More on this as it develops...
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︎ Aug 31 2019
My dad has a camera pointing at the river outside
He likes to keep up with current events.
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︎ Jul 05 2019
Take the day off camera, Iβll put on the 10 pounds on my self.
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︎ Nov 13 2019
What's a penguins favorite camera
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︎ Oct 16 2019
How can you tell the camera on the shelf was afraid of the toaster?
Everytime he looked at it, it made him shudder (shutter).
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︎ Sep 10 2019
I hate when salespeople in camera stores talk at me.
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︎ Aug 02 2019
I tried to buy some Polaroid camera film on Amazon but there weren't any images of the products. I asked the seller why that was and he said he didn't want to embarrass his film because it was camera shy.
Apparently camera film is photosensitive
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︎ Oct 03 2019
Old one from the camera roll.
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︎ Jul 16 2018
Big Foot caught on camera.
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︎ Sep 08 2018
Why was the camera girl arrested?
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︎ Jul 19 2019
When Marky Mark talks straight to the camera, heβs breaking the 4th Wahlberg.
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︎ May 03 2019
These reverse cameras in cars are great!
Since I got one I havenβt looked back.
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︎ Jun 06 2019
What do you call a camera you can only use while laying down?
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︎ Jul 18 2019
You know they say "The camera adds 10 pounds"
I've been eating cameras for 3 months now and haven't added a single pound
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︎ Mar 02 2019
What do you call it when a Doctor puts a camera inside of a bottle of perfume?
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︎ Jul 25 2019
What do you call a group of gangsters that refuse to turn off the lights on their cameras
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︎ Jun 03 2019
I installed a secuity camera to keep an eye out and as I suspected, someone had been adding soil to my garden.
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︎ Apr 06 2019
My camera was low on storage, so I was only able to photograph a shark attacking a seal.
Itβs just one kilo-byte.
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︎ Mar 27 2019
If you don't know how cameras work...
you need to look into it.
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︎ Mar 21 2018
Help me guys! I tried to film a cake being baked, with my new camera, but when I turned on the oven, it broke
I swear that it said the camera could record in 360 degrees, on the box
Edit: corrected a typo
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︎ Dec 04 2018
What kind of camera did they use for your colonoscopy?
A GoProbe
Credit to my wife for this one. I'm so proud of her, she really outdid me with this one.
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︎ Mar 10 2019
What do you call paparazzi with old timey cameras?
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︎ Apr 08 2018
What's the difference between a camera and a sock?
One takes photos, the other takes five toes!
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︎ Dec 28 2019
Whats the differance between a sock and a camera?
One takes five toes and other one takes fo toes
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︎ Aug 24 2019
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