Came to the living room and found the TV screen was white.
"Who's watching Peace TV?"
Do you know why it's difficult to read what is on my Samsung phone's screen from 20 feet?
Because it's on a Galaxy far, far away.
I heard about this one guy who could only see through screens
Switched my laptop screen to 4k just now...
It's my New Year's resolution.
took a screen shot on youtube when I found this pun
Errors are red, screen is blue, i think i deleted, system 32.
What did Baby Yoda say the first time he watched The Mandalorian on a high-def screen?
Not HDMI, because Baby Yoda can't speak.
We had a critical issue at work today, the icons on the monitor screen were small
It took us a while to work out a proper resolution
My boss was surprised that pc screens were delivered before headsets...
Me : "it's because light travels faster than sound"
I'm only 20 please help
My wife screens patients for breast cancer
My 7 year old son is remote learning and I walked into the room to find him logged into his class with his back facing the computer screen. I asked, “what are you doing?”
He said, “I’m back to school!”
Something's wrong with my touch screen.
I can’t put my finger on it.
Why did my computer screen freeze
Cause it didn’t have a thick enough coat
Double tap on your screen.
Mods are asleep, upvote perfectly cut screen
Is the leader of the Screen Actors Guild
The error message on fat bastards screen when his computer crashed
A friend posted a pic of her at the Hollywood Bowl and the big screens read “Free Wi-Fi”
My girlfriend said she was staring at her computer screen and couldn’t think of what to write.
I told her she must of been literary exhausted.
My daughter has to screen the light from windows and doors in order to get ideas...
I built a screen porch and it was much easier since I didn’t install windows.
What did the phone screen say to the dad joke?
Looks like the joke’s on me
Double tap on your screen
Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper?
So you feel write at home.
What do you call an iphone whose screen came off ?
Butt the screen has a crack on it?
What's it called when hyperactive grandma's buy flat screen TVs?
Why do so many screen printers rush to get married?
They fear that they may dye alone.
This screen protector is in cracking shape!
Son: I scratched my phone's screen
Why does banana have to wear sun screen?
I finally have installed a mosquitos screen on the window...
But I felt the waste of effort when I found 2 mosquitos still in the room, now I will have to remove the screen to let the mosquitos out and reinstall it again
I screen'd this a long time ago because I was so proud
At the pre-screen for Solo, a Star Wars Story. They gave us these in our cup holders. I love nerds. I love puns.
Wife and I are watching an antiques show, when a weathervane shows up on the screen....
The wife and I both to proceed how we like the look of it, and the wife mentions how she likes the lack of a rooster on top.
To which I reply "Of course dear, no one likes a cock swinging around in the breeze".
My son has been moving fire wood to earn screen time and keeps asking how much he has done
So I just asked if he wanted a log book to keep track.
Ew, There's Whale Semen All Over My Screen!
Each Avenger on average can only have about 10 minutes of screen time.
(Girlfriend talking about spring cleaning) Does your window even have screens?
Yeah, I have like three tabs open.
Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper?
So you feel write at home.
Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper?
So you feel write at home.
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