Blind Puns

Thats how i lost my job as a bus driver

Because he couldn't see that well

It really came out of the purple.

And then a table... And then a chair...

Patient: no, I think I'll see my self out.

Because it is 'see' food

It's not hard.

Then he sat down with his hammer and saw.

I was touched

Because they can’t sí.

Me: “But dude, they can’t even see him coming.”

Do-you-think-he-saurus.

The seesaw

I think we should see other people.

He picked up the hammer and saw.

(my dad told this all the time. I am continuing on with the tradition...)

It scares the dogs!

Then he walks into a table

Then he walks into a table leg

Then he walks into wood

Then he walks into wood cells

Then he walks into wood DNA

Then he walks into a molecule

Then he walks into a atom

Then he walks into a qwark

Then he walks into a cosmic string

Then he walks into a multiverse

Then he walks into a universe

Then he walks into a galactic supercluster

Then he walks into a galaxy

Then he walks into a stellar system

Then he walks into a planet

Then he walks into a continent

Then he walks into a country

Then he walks into a region

Then he walks into a city

Then he walks into a street

Then he walks into a bar

ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES

A not-see

They herd them.

He didn’t see anything wrong with it.

that came completely out of the orange

He said he isn't looking forward to work with them.

Never met herbivore.

Because it's see-food!

my 11 year old daughter ran in here while cooking greens and dropped that knowledge on us. I couldn't be more proud lol.

edit: just wanted to let those of you who have is awards that I appreciate it! I told my daughter about them and she asked if she can keep telling jokes for me to put on here lol. should get fairly interesting.

thanks all. I hope you had a great turkey gobble day

It was hard for him to see the truth

Well, you gotta hand it to her.

They say, "Ow," because they walked into a bar.

you really gotta hand it to them

looking through a knothole in a barbed wire fence

He's married.

And a table, and a chair

And then a chair, and then a table

Then into a table... and then into a chair!

It's not hard

It’s not hard

And a table... and a chair...

Doyouthinkesaurus

No, well he didn’t see you either

It's Seafood

Because he didn't see that well.

As he picked up his hammer and saw.

Because he could not see that well.

then a table, and a chair

He couldn't see that well.

Doctor: I see

Patient: I don't

To his deaf wife.