Blinds Puns

Say "I bet $10 on the one with the knife", and both will run away

And that is how I lost my job as a bus driver.

Because it's seafood.

You don’t know what you’re missing.

He couldn’t see that well

Doctor: I see

Patient: Well no need to rub it in.

It really came out of the purple.

And then a table... And then a chair...

A not see

She never saw it coming!

Edit: I changed the title and still has a typo -.-`

Once inside, the man takes the dog and starts swinging it around, above his head, by the leash. The dog is whining, yelping and causing an overall scene. A panicked Wal-Mart employee runs up to the man and asks him what he thinks he's doing. The man responds, "Oh, you know. Just looking around."

He said it was the most violent book he had ever read.

Patient: no, I think I'll see my self out.

It's not hard.

He hasn’t

Then he sat down with his hammer and saw.

He picked up the hammer and saw.

(my dad told this all the time. I am continuing on with the tradition...)

I was touched

Because they can’t sí.

I think we should see other people.

Me: “But dude, they can’t even see him coming.”

Do-you-think-he-saurus.

It scares the dogs!

The seesaw

A not-see

Then he walks into a table

Then he walks into a table leg

Then he walks into wood

Then he walks into wood cells

Then he walks into wood DNA

Then he walks into a molecule

Then he walks into a atom

Then he walks into a qwark

Then he walks into a cosmic string

Then he walks into a multiverse

Then he walks into a universe

Then he walks into a galactic supercluster

Then he walks into a galaxy

Then he walks into a stellar system

Then he walks into a planet

Then he walks into a continent

Then he walks into a country

Then he walks into a region

Then he walks into a city

Then he walks into a street

Then he walks into a bar

ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES

They herd them.

Thats how i lost my job as a bus driver

Because he couldn't see that well

just say i bet 20 dollars on the dude with a knife . both ran away ..

Because he couldn't see that well...

And a chair, and the waitress, and some people.

He didn’t see that well.

And a table, and a chair

And then a chair, and then a table

Because it is 'see' food

Walked into a bar

It's not hard

Then into a table... and then into a chair!

And a table... and a chair...

It’s not hard

It's Seafood

Because he didn't see that well.

No, well he didn’t see you either

Doyouthinkesaurus