A list of puns related to "Window blind"
Dunno why the she had to throw shade on my pursuit...
I SHUTTER when I think where I’d be without this job.
if it wasn't for them, it would've been curtains for us all.
Me: The blind guy came today
Dad: Was he wearing glasses?
Me: Yeah, how did you know?
Dad: Did he have a cane and a seeing eye dog?
Me: doh!
He writes a check for the "blind man," pauses, and says "should I write this in brail?"
I said, “Why would I want two empty glasses?”
He looks at the bare windows and says to the bartender, "want to be blinded?"
1. What is the most important drink in life?
Vitali-tea.
2. What do you call an uptight man with wet tapestry?
A wet blanket with a wet blanket.
3. Describe an uptight man with an erection holding an alcoholic beverage.
A stiff with a stiff with a stiff.
4. What do you call introverted window blinds?
A shutter-in.
5. What do you call an uncooked deer cookie?
Dat doe dough 'dough.
6. What do you call a plant's religion?
Agri-culture.
7. What do you call a football players' phone charger?
A Charger's phone charger.
8. What do you call a clock tower striking twelve?
High noon.
That's all I got.
two customers who know each other begin with the usual greeting (hi, how are you?)
Man1: So what are you here for?
Man2: Coming to get some blinds (similar to window curtains)
Man1: Blinds? Why don't you just cover you eyes?
Man1 then proceeds to cover his eyes whilst having a very hearty chuckle.
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